FREE HUGS

[The Skarzs]

You know what? I should be paid to be hugged. And if you think that's stupid and don't want to pay, then all the better because I don't want to be hugged anyways.

[Cornflower MM]

How much you want? I have. .  . . . .  25 cents.

[Luftwaffles]

You know what? I should be paid to be hugged. And if you think that's stupid and don't want to pay, then all the better because I don't want to be hugged anyways.

I'll give you a dime.

[The Skarzs]

You lot totally misunderstood how much compensation would be required.

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Takes out a ten dollar bill*

[The Skarzs]

Now she gets the idea.

[Faiyloe]

You used a Frying Pan^TM without crediting @Peony.

You're not using Fair Use.

You're gonna die.

Goodbye, Kit.

Excuse me. The Frying Pan was mine to start with, Corn stole it from me first.

[The Skarzs]

You gun get it, Groddil.

[Groddil]

You're not active enough, so it doesn't count.

[Russa Nodrey]

[Cornflower MM]

You used a Frying Pan^TM without crediting @Peony.

You're not using Fair Use.

You're gonna die.

Goodbye, Kit.

Excuse me. The Frying Pan was mine to start with, Corn stole it from me first.

True. But we're the only two who can use the Pan!

[Rosie Willowwater]

Anyone need a hug?

[Andy]

Is there a similar alternative that doesn't involve any physical contact or digital pretending to be said physical contact? If so, I'll take that. Otherwise, pass.

[Rosie Willowwater]

Finger guns?

[Andy]

Sure, why not?