Skarzs' Swol Club

[shisteer of nothing much]

But I don't know how to kill bacon. O_o

*Flexes* Who's interested in hearing about my rigorous workout routine?

You whack it with a cleaver a few times, then dump it in boiling water for a while before pulling it out and scraping all the hair off. (With your bare hands, of course) Once you've done that, I'll tell you the next bit.

Workout routine? Sure.

[Russa Nodrey]

It all starts when I wake up SUPER early. Sleep is for the weak after all. *Flexes stick arms* And I am not weak.

So, I get up at about 9:00. It is then that my workout begins. I start by expertly walking down an entire flight of stairs. Yes, you heard me. An entire flight of stairs. Next, I eat breakfast. This varies, depending on what happens to be in the fridge, but it's always incredibly healthy. Next, I apply myself to my studies. This part is very difficult and often involves writing. After completing this part of my workout my ripped arms are aching, but it doesn't stop there. Next, I ride a bike around town and maybe get some groceries if my parents ask me to. During all this, I wear a backpack which weighs approximately two (2) pounds and even more if there's a loaf of bread in it. When I come home I eat dinner. It's totes difficult. Next, I go back up the stairs to my room. Yes, two flights of stairs in one day. I'm not joking. Next, I go to sleep. This is my favorite part because it gives my muscles a rest before the next day of strenuous activity.

Obviously, I couldn't include my entire workout, it would be too long. Those are just the important parts. *Flexes stick arms* Swol.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Wow. Now I know why you're so strong.

[Kade Rivok]

It all starts when I wake up SUPER early. Sleep is for the weak after all. *Flexes stick arms* And I am not weak.

So, I get up at about 9:00. It is then that my workout begins. I start by expertly walking down an entire flight of stairs. Yes, you heard me. An entire flight of stairs. Next, I eat breakfast. This varies, depending on what happens to be in the fridge, but it's always incredibly healthy. Next, I apply myself to my studies. This part is very difficult and often involves writing. After completing this part of my workout my ripped arms are aching, but it doesn't stop there. Next, I ride a bike around town and maybe get some groceries if my parents ask me to. During all this, I wear a backpack which weighs approximately two (2) pounds and even more if there's a loaf of bread in it. When I come home I eat dinner. It's totes difficult. Next, I go back up the stairs to my room. Yes, two flights of stairs in one day. I'm not joking. Next, I go to sleep. This is my favorite part because it gives my muscles a rest before the next day of strenuous activity.

Obviously, I couldn't include my entire workout, it would be too long. Those are just the important parts. *Flexes stick arms* Swol.

Sounds pretty strenuous.  You need to remember to take breaks so you don't wear yourself out, and eat some snacks along the way to keep your metabolism and energy up.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Is laughing* 

[shisteer of nothing much]

I think my laptop just died. Shame I didn't save those stories.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[shisteer of nothing much]

Hah! Joke's on you. My computer auto saves so my stories are fine.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Finger guns* Niiiiiiiiiiice

[shisteer of nothing much]

*finger shadow puppet dog* Yep.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Howlz*

[Kade Rivok]

*Is so swol.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Is swol and tol*

[Kade Rivok]

Get out of here poser.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Oi, no name-calling.