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Started by Matthias720, October 26, 2011, 03:55:48 PM

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Rusvul

Found one! Come on, butterflies! *Activates rod and Izeroth falls upward*

...That was gravity reversal, not butterflies... Sorry, Iz...

Izeroth

 Uh.. Butterflies? What kind of butterflies? South American? Asian? Australian? I would very much like to catch, pin, and study them.. after I get off of this ceiling. Do you mind if I take a picture of your rod, by the way?

Rusvul

Yeah... The ceiling might be a problem... See, I don't have a wand of feather fall...

Izeroth

 Yeah, that's probably a problem.

Rusvul

Let's see... 20 foot ceiling... Got it. In about thirty seconds, the spell will fail, and you'll fall twenty feet. You only take damage if you fall more than 10 feet... You can take no damage from a 20-foot fall if you roll well on a Dex check. Roll a Dex check an you might not take 1d6 damage...

Izeroth

..Or you could just find a mattress.

Norham Waterpaw

*Giggles quietly*

"I fffffound my misssssssiinnnggg sssock!"
Hey you! What? Expecting a great quote or some heart-warming poem? Too bad, my signature is just boring. Stop reading it. Stop it. Why are you still reading it?

Skyblade

Uh..................

uh.........

I'm leaving. *leaves*

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

Russa Nodrey

*Shivers in a corner*
Freddy

Hickory

I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Søren

*Starts chanting Music of the Night in a corner.*


I'm retired from the forum

Norham Waterpaw

*Starts drawing conjuring circles on the floor*

*Quickly erases circles as hands begin coming out*

"Oops, heheh..."
Hey you! What? Expecting a great quote or some heart-warming poem? Too bad, my signature is just boring. Stop reading it. Stop it. Why are you still reading it?

Mhera

this thread seems more creepy than awkward...

Skyblade

You are right...

Uh...soooooo..back on topic. This is awkward.

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

Delthion

Yeah, it's kind of...*Awkward silence. Starts twisting fingers into all kinds of weird shapes.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.