Defeat the summon of the person above you.

[LT Sandpaw]

I summon a bratty five year old who has the stuck up parent wrapped around her finger.

[Ungatt Trunn]

I summon the Dog Whisperer.

[Groddil]

I summon a dingo.

[Kitsune]

I summon a crocodile.

[Feles]

I summon a meteor the size of a bus.

[Groddil]

I summon the Magical School Bus.

[LT Sandpaw]

I summon a realist who points out there is not such thing as magic.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

I summon Doctor Strange to smite the realist

[Groddil]

I summon thirty cash-grabbing executives who make a fish-like sequel for a quick buck.

[Eulaliaaa!]

I summon the thousands of angry fans.

[LT Sandpaw]

I summon a spoiler troll.

[Groddil]

I summon the retcon in the next movie.

[MatthiasMan]

Hah! You've just activated my trap card! I special summon angry Tumblr and Reddit reviews from amateur critics and raging fan girls!

When special summoned "Amateur Critics and Raging Fan Girls" allows me to directly attack your Hollywood Status this turn!

-1000 Hollywood Status

(For those of you who know what Yu-Gi-Oh is.)

[Groddil]

I summon Chris Ray Gun.

[Ungatt Trunn]

I summon Ben Shapiro.