Defeat the summon of the person above you.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ah zummon Theodore Roosevelt, vho chargez up ze ztaircaze at auld Abe

und zen buriez 'im in ze bazement!

[Wylder Treejumper]

I summon malaria! That will stop Teddy from digging his Panama Canal.

[Delthion]

I summon mosquito netting!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ah zummon Mozquitoez viz razour-zharp teez tae eat trough ze nettin'!

[Nadaz, voice of the host]

I summon bug spray with DEET in it

[Ashleg]

I summon my mom, who throws the bug spray in the garbage.

(She refuses to buy anything with deet in it.)

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ah zummon a ztupid politician vho putz it back on ze market anyvay!

[Delthion]

I summon an asteroid that utterly destroys the politician.

[Nadaz, voice of the host]

I summon the stupid politician's equally stupid children who grow up and put deet back on the market

[asmodeus]

I summon a communist insurrection that kills all the politicians.

[Ashleg]

I summon Winston Churchill, who destroys the communists. XD

[The Grey Coincidence]

I summon the Redwall books (yep, ALL of them) to keep Winston Churchill distracted via reading!!!

[asmodeus]

I summon WWII which keeps Winston away from the Redwall books.

[Nadaz, voice of the host]

I summon a alien invasion to stop the infighting among the earthlings

[asmodeus]

I summon an infectious disease, which kills all the aliens, who have no immunity.

(war of the worlds reference)