McDelthion's

[Russa Nodrey]

I'm doing fine, thanks. You?

[Delthion]

I am doing well! Now, would you like your Skarzs battered or baked?

[The Skarzs]

Neither, you freak!

[Delthion]

What was that? Baked? Of course!

* Delthion shaves flesh from Skarzs and bakes it.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Ah, cannibalism. That may be one way he could escape our confines.

*Shouts down Del's throat*

Rosie, see anyone old members down there that Del took with him? Or ships? He has to keep them somewhere.

No, it just smells like cake in here. Wait... is this a slip of paper with DELSIE on it? I finally have my evidence.

Oh Gonff, can you help me out? I've gotten past the phase where I wanted to see Del's innards. Wasn't that an odd time.

Huh, didn't realize digested human flesh smelled of cake. Interesting. Oh, and is it true! Delsie evidence! Oh, we gotta get bunches of wedding topics on this rolling pronto!

Oh, and yes, quite an odd time indeed. Guess it comes with Del and leaves with it.

*Reaches down and grabs Rosie*

There y'go. Oh and Del, bake me up a couple pieces of Skarzs as well if you don't mind. Sounds tasty.

[Delthion]

Would you prefer white or dark meat?

[Gonff the Mousethief]

White for now, but dark is always an option for later.

[Delthion]

Good choice sir!

*Removes pieces from Skarzs and begins baking them.*

[The Skarzs]

I hate you all.

[Delthion]

I am sure you do my good troll, I am sure you do.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

I hate you all.

Don't be such a downer Skarzs. Here, just wait a bit and you can have some of my Skarzs Skin. I bet that will cheer you up.

[Delthion]

That is the ultimate form of cannibalism!

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Well I guess more the merrier then (regarding cannibalism of course).

[Delthion]

Ah but Gonff! In this case it is quality, not quantity!

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Ah but Gonff! In this case it is quality, not quantity!

Ah, I see. So, more taste and flavor, springs of spice and splendor the better, yes?