McDelthion's

[Groddil]

WE DONT SELL GRAND SLAMWICCHS!

* Groddil takes that right back.

Oh, and this is not cannibalism. We are eating a humanoid potato, not a human being.

[Lady Amber]

WE DONT SELL GRAND SLAMWICCHS!

* Groddil takes that right back.

Well then, what do we sell? We need a menu. (I didn't even know a Grand Slamwich was a thing until now.)

[The Skarzs]

WE DONT SELL GRAND SLAMWICCHS!

* Groddil takes that right back.

Oh, and this is not cannibalism. We are eating a humanoid potato, not a human being.

YOU'RE EATING ME!

[Feles]

WE DONT SELL GRAND SLAMWICCHS!

* Groddil takes that right back.

But they're soooooooo popular.

[LT Sandpaw]

I'll take fifty two orders of Skarzs fries. All large.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

Hello I'd like a job are you hiring

[Gonff the Mousethief]

I'd like to imagine the symbol for this place as two lampshades side by side to make a really deformed M.

[Groddil]

WE DONT SELL GRAND SLAMWICCHS!

* Groddil takes that right back.

But they're soooooooo popular.

What? In Burger King, probably. There's no such thing as a 'Grand Slamwich' at McDelthion's!

I'll take fifty two orders of Skarzs fries. All large.

Rest in peace, worker drones. Coming right up!

Hello I'd like a job are you hiring

We always need more worker drones.

I'd like to imagine the symbol for this place as two lampshades side by side to make a really deformed M.

How did you guess?

[Lady Amber]

*Starts making Skarzs fries*

[Groddil]

WE DONT SELL GRAND SLAMWICCHS!

* Groddil takes that right back.

Oh, and this is not cannibalism. We are eating a humanoid potato, not a human being.

YOU'RE EATING ME!

YOU'RE A POTATO WITH LEGS!

@Lady Amber:

Here's the menu. Learn it. As you can see, there is no 'Grand Slamwich.'

Here!

[Lady Amber]

All right then. *Starts making stuff*

[Jukka the Sling]

I still think it's heresy that Aussies call it Macca's.

[Lady Amber]

I still think it's heresy that Aussies call it Macca's.

I know, right? XD

[Groddil]

That's it's official name down here! EVEN IN ADVERTISING AND THE WEBSITE!

* Groddil shoots Jukka with a Big Mac Sauce squirt gun.

[The Skarzs]

Should call it Macco's, mate.

WE DONT SELL GRAND SLAMWICCHS!

* Groddil takes that right back.

Oh, and this is not cannibalism. We are eating a humanoid potato, not a human being.

YOU'RE EATING ME!

YOU'RE A POTATO WITH LEGS!

And I'm going to use those legs to leave. I quit.