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Started by Groddil, March 21, 2017, 03:30:32 AM

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The Skarzs

Where do you think the bad customers go?
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Luftwaffles

Quote from: Skarzs on March 24, 2017, 01:57:49 AM
Where do you think the bad customers go?

I'm afraid of answering that one ;D
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Gonff the Mousethief

Quote from: Sierra on March 24, 2017, 01:57:09 AM
I wonder if Delthion eats at McDeltion's.

Depends if they have one on one of his many ships
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The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.



Lady Ashenwyte

I'll have a Groddil to go, please.

*Pours petroleum everywhere and throws Groddil in it*

Roasty toasty time!

*Lights a match and sets McDelthion's on fire*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Lady Amber

How dare you ruin our restaurant! *Calls the fire department and they arrive instantly and put out the fire*

Lady Ashenwyte

*Sets the fire department on fire*

You look cold.

*Hurls Lady Amber into the blazing fire department*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

The Skarzs

Getting fired up about this topic now.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Lady Amber

*Drags Ashe into the fire, then leaves him there and walks out* Looks like we'll be serving roast Ashe along with our Skarzs fries.

LT Sandpaw


Uugh, he'll taste like ashes.

Lady Amber

Quote from: LT Sandpaw on March 25, 2017, 04:18:53 PM

Uugh, he'll taste like ashes.
Not if you salt him thoroughly.

The Skarzs

That's the patented "Dead Sea" taste.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

LT Sandpaw


Maybe it is just me being stingy, but a mix of ashes and salt doesn't sound appealing.

Lady Amber


LT Sandpaw


Yeah, not my cup of tea.

Russa Nodrey

Freddy