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Started by Rosie Willowwater, April 02, 2017, 11:15:16 PM

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Lady Ashenwyte

The massive aircraft leaves, but not before dropping bombs on what remains of the forest. This destroys almost what remains of the forest, and causes what little remains to be blackened and scorched.

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Sure.

*Pours Banya and I some whisky*

Good, hard stuff this is.

*Passes a glass to Banya*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Banya

*throws glass back* Delicious. I was parched.
   

Lady Ashenwyte

*Sips some of the whisky*

Absolutely wonderful. This goes quite well with the scenery too.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Banya

Washes down a forest-wiping aircraft landing well. But you know what would go better with this whiskey than that? I'm thinking a crusade.
   

Lady Ashenwyte

Did you say crusade?

*Draws power sword*

PURGE THE HERETIC!
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Banya

*revs chainaxe*

DANCE TO THIS
   

Gonff the Mousethief

*Sighs*

Rosie, I see you'll be having a wonderful time cleaning this up. A little PP should do the job.

*Leaves bar and finds the annual box of donuts already waiting at the base of a tree perfectly suitable for a corner*

Just like the ol' days; corners and donuts.
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.



Lady Ashenwyte

#37
DIE, HERETICS!

*Cuts Gonff in half*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Chipster of Noonvale

Soon after leaving, the aircraft crashes in the ocean, never to be seen again.

Chipster grabs Rosie's cup of tea and pours it on the ground, causing the forest to instantly grow back again.

"Sorry I had to steal your drink, Rosie," he said.  "Now hopefully we can move forward without any murders."

No seriously, please.  Everyone left forum prom 1.0 alive.

rachel25

Don't worry, all food and drink you consume means you instantly respawn. I looked over the cookbooks used it's true.

Lady Ashenwyte

Sorry, the wards on my armour reversed all of that.

*Decapitates Chipster*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Chipster of Noonvale

Spoiler

Seriously, please.  No murders.  Can't we have fun without killing anyone?
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Skyblade

* Skyblade bursts inside, then looks embarrassed.

Oops, where are my manners? Apologies. *Coughs awkwardly* What a way to start this off!

*Finds Chipster* Hello! How are you? Er...having fun with the buttons? He seems a bit off today, oh dear...

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

Chipster of Noonvale

#43
Chipster somehow comes back to life after being decapitated, ans sees Skyblade standing next to me.

"Oh...hiya Brighty!  It's great to finally see you in person. (edited out for Internet safety) Eh, sorry that was lame..."

OH YEAH THE BUTTONS! ISN'T IT AMAZING HOW YOU CAN MAKE TEXT GLOW, SHINE AND MOVE!
"So, uh...do you want something to drink?  Rosie made some nice herbal tea."

Skyblade

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Ah ok! :D You look great, Chipster ;)

Yes, some tea sounds nice. Let us go over to that wall, away from all this chaos, and drink some.

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!