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Started by Kreg, February 08, 2020, 04:49:52 AM

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Kreg

Come one come all to KREG'S PUG EMPORIUM

We have all types of pugs!

Want a pug in a suit? We've got you covered!

Want a Egyptian pug?  Don't sweat it!

Want a royal pug? WE'VE GOT YOU COVERED!
You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

Rosie Willowwater

*strolls in and waits to be greeted by staff*
                    

Kreg

You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

Ebantu the Kararehe

Pugs have breathing problems. Sorry but it's true.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.


Rosie Willowwater

Quote from: Kreg on February 08, 2020, 04:54:53 AM
Hello! How may I help you?

Hello, good sir! Wonderful to meet you on this fine summer (or winter) morning. May you please direct me to your selection of pugs?
                    

Kreg

#5
*Walks over to the pugs* Whatever kind of pug would you like?
You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

Rosie Willowwater

Great question! What kinds of pugs are there? I am kind of new to this whole thing.
                    

Kreg

#7
You seem like a royal pug kind of gal. Would you like one of these?
You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

Rosie Willowwater

May I ask what a royal pug is?
                    

Kreg

You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

Rosie Willowwater

Um... sure.... *hands $50 over*

So where is it?
                    

Kreg

#11
*Walks over to the royal pugs* You will need to buy food and food bowls for your pug. If you buy them here you will get $20 dollars off your pug!
You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

Russa Nodrey

Hello, I would like to purchase a pug.
Freddy

Kreg

One second miss. You may look at the pugs while I am working with my other customer.
You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

Rosie Willowwater

Quote from: Kreg on February 08, 2020, 01:50:26 PM
*Walks over to the royal pugs* You will need to buy food and food bowls for your pug. If you buy them here you will get $20 dollars off your pug!

Wow! That's a steal! *hands over $50* I'm so excited for my pug!!!!  :laugh: