Knight's quest v2

[Vilu Daskar]

Then Bob killed the Sameri and got one new heart

[Blaggut]

No he's my fac show  just for that, I'm against bob mwahahahahhaha *bob appears on a ship and a kraken attacks*

[Wolfhunter333]

Then a man who appeared to be terribly drunk swaggered over top him and held out an odd compass. He muttered "hold this for me, that's a good matey." Bob was pulled from behind and dragged into a life boat, he heard someone yell "No, Jack!" as the were thrown away from the ship by the sea. Bob then stumbled in the boat and hit the back of his head against an oar and was knocked out. He woke up in... (remember, he still has the compass)

[Blaggut]

The boat landed on a portal, just barely wide enough for him to be pulled in. He then landed back I time, in the Athens city square. There was Plato and Socrates debating, even though their hundreds of years apart. Because of the time warp, his compass went haywire.

(look all the names up.)

[Norham Waterpaw]

Ooc: I know them already. Who doesn't?

Then, seeing Bob, Plato walks over and slaps him across the face. Just then, a blue portal appears on a pillar, and an orange one on the ground. Two robots zip out of one and into the other.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

But then the Sith Empire appeared and blew everything up before forcing Bob to sign a peace treaty. (Brovnie pointz tae zoze zat get ze reference...)

[Blaggut]

But then.a giant cookie burst out of the ground! And the words cookie clicker appeared in the sky!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Bot Bob refused to click and decided instead to relax on his towel, which he brought everywhere with him, as ye never ken when you might need it.

[Blaggut]

Then Godzilla attacked! Sending stone flying, a large boulder glanced bob, taking 1 heart. (1/3, as of now)

[Blaggut]

I'll end this.

A giant skyscraper fell on bob crushing him flat. It dealt him 24 hearts.

Kinda sad to end this, twas' fun.