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Knight's quest v2

Started by Blaggut, August 23, 2013, 09:19:56 AM

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Blaggut

Oz! The rabbit greats him but bob punches him. Cuz he confused, the rabbit turns into an aku from samurai jack and sims him into Mossflower woods! He sees his destroyed tardis...
~Just a soft space boi~

Wolfhunter333

and breaks down crying. Bob composes himself and says a final goodbye to his TARDIS, "Goodbye, sexy." Bob then walks off into the woods, where he happens upon...

psybox

The end of the universe.  He then proceeded to walk the other way, Because the universe works that way.  After that, he stumbled upon something.  What did he stumble upon?

Wolfhunter333

Bob stumbles upon a black cat, the cat then proceeds to shake itself , meow, and then stalk off. Bob starts to walk off when another black cat does the same thing. Bob finds this curious and mutters to himself "de-ja-vu." Then out of no where a bald black man and an odd, pale faced, black haired lady come out of nowhere. The man says "what is it, what did you see?" Bob replies that he saw a cat walk by, and then a very similar cat walk by right after. The woman says "How similar, were they the same cat?" The two mutter something about a change in the matrix and run off, Bob...

psybox

Was confused at all the pop-culture references the universe seemed to be making, so he decided to do something about it.  What did he do?

Blaggut

He pulled out a bomb, a threw it at them! But they flew upward and turned into power rangers (I HATE power rangers) and filled the universe with pop culture.
~Just a soft space boi~

Gnoflet

And Bob went back to starwars.
Shut him up or shut him down.
Normal is just a setting on your dryer.

Blaggut

He appeared next to darth vader, who is secretly a god, knowing that Bob is breaking the universe he sent him to the world of war war z...
~Just a soft space boi~

Norham Waterpaw

And a zombie eats his brains, but bob slugs the zombie and the gut, and retrieves his brains.
Hey you! What? Expecting a great quote or some heart-warming poem? Too bad, my signature is just boring. Stop reading it. Stop it. Why are you still reading it?

Blaggut

The he's teleported into minecraft, and dies from his wounds, but since this is minecraft... He respawns next to a blocky sheep in an extreme hills (mountain) biome.
~Just a soft space boi~

Gnoflet

But he goes  back into time.   
Shut him up or shut him down.
Normal is just a setting on your dryer.

Blaggut

~Just a soft space boi~

Gnoflet

Shut him up or shut him down.
Normal is just a setting on your dryer.

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

Quote from: Wolfhunter333 on September 08, 2013, 05:13:49 PM
Great Britain during WWII. Bob then stumbles upon an odd man who tries to sell him a Chula Warship. Not knowing what's going on Bob nearly runs into a small boy with a gas mask. Bob then freaks out because he doesn't have a gas mask and so could be in danger of getting poisoned. After hyperventilating for a while he runs off to find one, barely hearing the boy behind him calling after him "mummy!" Bob hides in a house for a while, but then realizes that the gas can get in and so runs out to look for another spot. Bob spots a weird capsule surrounded by barbed wire, he decides this is a great place to hide and gets in just before a bomb comes down to blow it up. Everyone watching assumed that the capsule blew up, however, the capsule actually got sent spiraling through time because the blast tore a whole in the universe, shoving the capsule (and Bob) through it. Bob opens the doors stumbling out into...


'az zomevone been vatchin' a vee bit o' Doctor Vho?

But then the new one blew up, sending him into a world filled with small moose and talking lions.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Blaggut

Then a lion bit his leg off! Bob loses 2 if his three hearts. Then, samurai jack mistook him for Aku, and ran at him with his magic sword raised?
~Just a soft space boi~