what would you say if an elf walked up to you right now?

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HeadInAnotherGalaxy

Vot a good idea, Ashleg! *Ztartz preparin' a cookin' fire fer ze Elf, continuing tae laugh gleefully*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

The Skarzs

Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Jukka the Sling

If a Tolkien elf walked up to me, I'd be like, "Hey, awesome cosplay!"  If he tried to prove his identity to me by some display of "magic", I'd think it was some kind of demonic trickery before I'd believe Middle-earth was real.  But if he could actually prove that he was really from Middle-earth, then I'd hope he has low standards, 'cause I'mma marrying him and spending the rest of my days in Arda. XD
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Cornflower MM

That use of "I'mma" is like nails on a chalkboard.

I'd probably flip out and try to figure out where he came from so I could send him back.

Delthion

I would find the portal from which he came and enter it.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Ashleg

I would ask him how he got past the security sensors in my house.

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

DelenatheWanderer

If it was a Middle-Earth elf, I'd start crying like a baby yelling "YES! LEGOLAS IS REAL. WHERE'S THE DWARF?!?!?!"
Disney. Brian Jacques. J.R.R. Tolkien. C.S. Lewis. Toby Fox. A.A.Milne. And more...

Ashleg


HeadInAnotherGalaxy

NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

James Gryphon

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The Skarzs

"Are you done making my Christmas present?"


(Ya'll are assuming it's a Tolkien elf.)
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Søren

"LISTEN TO THIS SICK BOP!' *gives headphones to elf*


I'm retired from the forum

a crumb

i could have sworn that was coffee i was drinking this morning

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

*Pickz up ze Elf und preparez tae put 'im in ze fire, continuin' tae laugh gleefully*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.