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Vilu Daskar

#45
January 14, 2016, 11:19:51 PM
S.S. troops Ash, your skeletons don't know how to kill them. And that is my seat. *Points to a huge solid gold, gem encrusted, throne with silk cushions.* My gems are imported from across the universe.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

LT Sandpaw

#46
January 15, 2016, 12:43:54 AM

That is one expensive seat Vilu. How on earth did you afford it when the Daskarian Imperium is fifty-six quintillion credits in debt to the Elestrian Monarchy?


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Dotti Dillworthy

#47
January 15, 2016, 12:48:32 AM
*Guffaws uncontrollingly* That is ill-gotten wealth! And your Imperium's wealth is just nothing but sticky gooey amoeba! Hahahahaha!

Lady Ashenwyte

#48
January 15, 2016, 08:38:03 AM
*Pulverises the heads of Vilu's soldiers with magic* *Has the throne carried away by undead ogres* To your assigned seat, or out!
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Hickory

#49
January 15, 2016, 12:57:05 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 15, 2016, 08:38:03 AM
*Pulverises the heads of Vilu's soldiers with magic* *Has the throne carried away by undead ogres* To your assigned seat, or out!
Wait, you're at war with the Daskarium Imperium? The Galactic Empire offers an alliance.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Lady Ashenwyte

#50
January 15, 2016, 01:39:58 PM
Why not? Anything to get these Daskarian Imperium idiots out.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Dotti Dillworthy

#51
January 15, 2016, 02:10:28 PM
Down with the mudface trashy Imperium!! *whacks Vilu's soldiers with magic fan, three at a time*

Vilu Daskar

#52
January 15, 2016, 08:57:45 PM
Ash, you don't want to rip them into more pieces, that only increases their numbers. Sand, I don't know where you get your crazy ideas but keep it up, I could always use a new jester. Now, I have not time for gangsters and local crime lords, I've got executions to deal with, planets to destroy, pathetic rebellions to crush, and make a few new laws.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Banya

#53
January 15, 2016, 09:42:30 PM
*remains sitting, staring around*
   

Aimless Gallivanter

#54
January 15, 2016, 09:50:57 PM
Quote from: Banya on January 15, 2016, 09:42:30 PM
*remains sitting, staring around*
You seem sane, can I sit with you?
im gay!!!!!!

Banya

#55
January 15, 2016, 10:59:01 PM
Absolutely!  *pats seat next to me*
   

Vilu Daskar

#56
January 15, 2016, 11:28:55 PM
Quote from: aimlessgallivanter on January 15, 2016, 09:50:57 PM
Quote from: Banya on January 15, 2016, 09:42:30 PM
*remains sitting, staring around*
You seem sane, can I sit with you?
I'm not insane.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Lady Amber

#57
January 15, 2016, 11:51:01 PM

Vilu Daskar

#58
January 15, 2016, 11:56:50 PM
I'd rather now waste my time proving it, no matter how much convincing evidence I get you'll still say I'm crazy.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Lady Amber

#59
January 16, 2016, 12:10:21 AM
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on January 15, 2016, 11:56:50 PM
I'd rather now waste my time proving it, no matter how much convincing evidence I get you'll still say I'm crazy.
Yes, you are crazy. ;D
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