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Started by phoenixfoden, October 28, 2012, 01:25:42 AM

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Quote from: Delthion on September 22, 2015, 05:11:02 AM
QuoteSoren the Warrior    12:10:30 AM    Viewing the topic The Girly Thread.

*Screenshot.* ;D ;D
Pssh, better then sitting around here talking about stubbing your toe.


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Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on September 22, 2015, 12:52:49 PM
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I look at all your painful experiences and realise all my painful experiences were tame.

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@Skar: *Bursts out laughing*

Vilu Daskar

Three painful experiences.

1. In our fridge we had a drawer full of plastic water bottles, the drawer had a thing that curled over so you could grab it and pull it open, I wasn't paying attention, I kicked the drawer closed, and got a big cut, which was partly under my toe nail, that really hurt for some reason. Plus I stubbed the toe.

2. We had a really big paper cuter that I had been using to cut leather. I had to push it down fast so it would cut through the leather, I was also being careless since I had been doing it for a couple weeks. My finger was in the way and I almost chopped off the tip so I had to get stitches.

3. (This was when I was five so I was short and could do this.) I was running around a glass table chasing my little sister and rammed my forehead into the corner. My dad took me to the ER and I got stitches. The doctor said it was deep and my dad said I was looking up at the needle watching it go in and out.
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Trigoma

So I saw the girly thread...and I'm not sure if we already have a thread like this but...I was thinking...If the girls have a thread...why can't we?! So here it is, the thread to talk about all things manly and awesome! Welcome to all men and boys here to talk about the manly concerns of the world!!!

Need to talk about bugs? We got you!

Need to talk about the manliest meal you've eaten today? Look no further!

Need to hear some manly advice about manly issues? We've got open ears!

Need to borrow some ones toenail clippers?.......well go away then cause that's gross.

Mmk lets do this! I love the Double Cheese Burger from Dennys! It's just like, so delicious with all that meat and manly unhealthiness!
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Ashleg

Yeah, I need to talk about bugs, I have a story about bugs.
I was at my friend's party (I was the only guy there) and we went into the basement to find a large spider on the wall.
I had everyone freaking out because I got really close and threatened to touch the spider. >: )

Lady Ashenwyte

I've been asked by some women when I was painting a toilet with them to kill a spider but I like spiders, so I drowned it in paint because that was the only method I had available to me at the moment. I still become sad about it sometimes. :((((
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Aimless Gallivanter

i enjoy double cheeseburgers and hate killing spiders........
im gay!!!!!!

Luftwaffles

I usually try to let insects live if I can help it. I have arachnophobia, but I figured that it's just better for the both of us to just to get out of each other's way.

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Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on May 16, 2017, 04:15:09 PM
i enjoy double cheeseburgers and hate killing spiders........

I once smashed a spider with my bare fist. ;D
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LT Sandpaw

 I think that's an hourly occurrence in Australia. ;)


Anyway I have a story that involves insects. We were attending this fairly large picnic and we brought those fold-up camping chairs to sit in, we hadn't used them in awhile so they'd been sitting in our barn but we didn't think anything of it.

So when we opened up one of the chairs, at least ten cockroaches spill out and scurry off in every direction, and then the screaming began. And I remember looking in the chair's carrier bag and seeing just an absolute mass of insects still inside, and thinking to myself, good lord I gotta get this out of here.

I sprinted off about a half mile away and dumped them all in the river, and you wouldn't believe the amount of insects and spiders I dumped out of that bag. It was absurd.

So yeah, that's my insect story.


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Delthion

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Maudie

"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3


Trigoma

Hmm funny bug story...

Well I lived at this old house (built around 1900) with my mom and dad. My dad was at work and it was just me and my mom chilling at home. Well this old house we lived in had a lot of cracks in the foundation on the porch right outside...so for some odd reason my mom was like "I'm gonna spray bug spray into a crack on the porch!" Thus began the cockroach apocalypse.

Well first nothing happened when she sprayed but then one came running out. She sprayed it and stood there victorious with her can of raid...and then another one came out. And another...and another...and another...for the next 15 minutes it was a cockroach every 10 seconds.

So the best part of the story? Well it was lunch time and my dad decided to call...xD! So I answered the phone and he was like "Hey. What's going...on?" And all he could hear was my mom screaming "DIE!" in the background and the sound of foot stomps and aerosol bug spray sounds. I looked over at my mom and observed that she had a can of raid in her right hand and a broom in her left hand. She was doing some odd dance as if trying to keep both of her feet off of the ground at the same time. Needless to say my mom was eventually victorious and they stopped emerging from the cracks. I still "lol" so hard every time I think of this story xD
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