Funny posts collection

[Russa Nodrey]

*Hugs every single person in the forum* {Yes even you @daleecox25 )

[shisteer of nothing much]

*Finishes replacing the tires and motions for everyone to get in.*

*refuses* Why?

*Shifts gaze to and from Eb and the car repeatedly.*
I-I-I-I It's- a limo....

[Sebias of Redwall]

 

[Booklover]

I am pretty sure Kade is about sixty to one hundred.

[Sebias of Redwall]

You read my mind, Bookie! I was thinking about putting that post in here. 

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

He...isn't.

[Booklover]

That's why it's so funny.

[lass of something much]

@Chicken you are funny now, congrats.

[shisteer of nothing much]

You come up with strange nicknames, Lass.

[lass of something much]

Thank you.

(and as for why you would want to kill me, everybeast kills me...that's just something that happens. and why would you want to carry me? any other beast would die from any one of your wounds!!!)

{*Distinctly hasn't killed Lass.*}

*Reads the past couple of pages.*

The teen angst is real.

[Booklover]

*downs a tankard of ale* To the King!

*eyes widen*
Does... does that count as under age drinking?

[shisteer of nothing much]

"Thank you Teer"
*Grabs BR55HB and most of the clips*
"I'm going to go check on Lass"
*Walking outside Scott looked around for Lass but couldn't find her. Sitting down on a bench Scott called out.*
"Lass come o-"
*Scott suddenly noticed blood on the ground. Crouching down to examine them Scott figured someone had bled here bled alot. Scott remembered Lass was bleeding pretty bad but Scott noticed another thing. Footprints not Lass's but one of a wild beast. On upon furthur examination Scott noticed blood had been dripping from the creature. Scott compared the blood to the ones he found near the bench and speculated they were from the same person. Following the train of blood and paw prints into a clearing, he saw the beast a ten foot monster that was to savge and disgusting to describe. The monster looked straight at Scott blood and body pieces of another beast all over it's hideous face and a terrifying smile. Scott kne it was not friendly. Pulling out his BR55HB He shot armor piercing bullets into the beasts hide. The beast didn't even flinch as Scott loaded one full clip into it. Seeing bullets had no effect he pulled out his amban rifle. Scott prepared to fire but the beast was on him. It grabbed his right shoulder piece and tore it off. Scott frantically reached for his dirk. Scott stabbed the creature right in it's arm and twisted the blade. This had a good effect on it. The beast backed up and charged Scott head on. Grabbing his amban rifle Scott turned on the stunner the two prongs at the end of the gun began to sizzle. The beasts face collided with the stunner. Pushing with all his might Scott forced the two prongs into the beasts forehead drawing blood. Scott fired a shot right into the forehead of the beast. Scott's amban rifle hardly did anything but knock it out. Scott took a breather. He took the time to examine the arm of the poor creature who had been eaten. Scott's worst nightmare had just come true. He could recognize that hand anywhere the hand he held as him and Lass danced. The hand that led him to the food table. The hand he held up in the trees. The hand that held his hand tight when he was unconscious. It was Lass's hand. With a primal scream Scott began to mercilessly stomp on the beasts head with his armored boot till it was mush. Scott tipped his helmet off his head and cracked the visor against a tree. Scott began to cry like a baby punching the ground.*
"YOU FREAKING SON OF A GOBLIN I WILL MAKE YOUR KIND SUFFER TEN TIMES THEN YOU HAVE MADE ME SUFFER RIGHT NOW"
*That was a promise Scott intended to keep.*

(Paw, not hand, Paw...also...Yikes...)

[lass of something much]

*gasps* Am I funny now?!

[Booklover]

You always were.

[lass of something much]

*looks at paws* The power...I fell it..