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Sebias of Redwall

#60
March 19, 2019, 02:37:18 PM
A tasteless poison.  ;D
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques

"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly."

"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."

~JRR Tolkien

Long live the RRR!

Ouroboros

#61
March 24, 2019, 08:27:14 AM
Quote from: Tungro on March 12, 2019, 11:30:30 PM
A lead free pencil

Pencils use graphite, not lead. That's why they don't kill you.

Quote from: The Witessss on March 17, 2019, 08:51:35 PM
an moldy band-aid.

Penicillin is a type of mould.

Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 19, 2019, 02:37:18 PM
A tasteless poison.  ;D

That's useful.



Anyway...

Allow me to introduce you to what might possibly be the most maliciously useless object on the planet.



The handgun that shoots its user.

Sebias of Redwall

#62
March 25, 2019, 02:38:15 PM
A dagger with no blade. (What is it with weapons?)
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques

"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly."

"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."

~JRR Tolkien

Long live the RRR!

The Witessss

#63
March 25, 2019, 08:40:49 PM
telephone with no sound
the wwwiiiiiitttttttteeeeessssssss!

Sebias of Redwall

#64
March 25, 2019, 08:42:04 PM
Topic with no readers.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques

"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly."

"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."

~JRR Tolkien

Long live the RRR!

The Witessss

#65
March 25, 2019, 08:43:25 PM
a wedding that is not happening.
the wwwiiiiiitttttttteeeeessssssss!

Sebias of Redwall

#66
March 25, 2019, 08:44:17 PM
A bride that no one listens to. (Actually, a rather good invention in this case)
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques

"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly."

"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."

~JRR Tolkien

Long live the RRR!

Kreg

#67
March 25, 2019, 11:50:06 PM
a motionless pug
You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

The Witessss

#68
March 26, 2019, 12:08:40 AM
watch that doesn't tell time
the wwwiiiiiitttttttteeeeessssssss!

Sebias of Redwall

#69
March 31, 2019, 02:20:19 PM
A balloon full of holes.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques

"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly."

"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."

~JRR Tolkien

Long live the RRR!

PaulTheMarlfox

#70
July 17, 2019, 10:21:35 PM
A cable that only connects to itself
"What... is the in flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Jack the Quick

#71
July 23, 2019, 11:26:19 PM
A glass window without glass
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

PaulTheMarlfox

#72
August 06, 2019, 02:30:08 PM
A tv that takes up the entire room then no matter what, can't function
"What... is the in flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Sebias of Redwall

#73
August 06, 2019, 07:37:43 PM
A basketball that can't bounce.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques

"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly."

"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."

~JRR Tolkien

Long live the RRR!

Jack the Quick

#74
August 21, 2019, 11:02:03 PM
A lamp without a lighbulb
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!
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