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Title: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Ashleg on May 11, 2018, 01:15:43 PM

Yo. A game.

Basically, it would go like this:
(Person with dragon avatar posts)
Person with mouse avatar: I'm dead!

*And, of course, if you would live you'd say "I'm fine" or anything else meaning that. There can be "I might get hurt" or anything else, pretty much, as long as it gets the point across without being rude.

There is NO picking avatars, it has to be the person above you! If you get ninja'd, edit yer thing.

Anyway...le'z go!

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Delthion on May 11, 2018, 02:58:45 PM

I'm fine...I might run screaming, but I'm physically fine. ;D

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Post by: Jetthebinturong on May 11, 2018, 04:58:48 PM

It's kinda fifty-fifty. If I have a sharp object I reckon I could kill a horse if I had to. But if not it would probably break several bones and trample me. I'm gonna go with no.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Delthion on May 11, 2018, 05:18:12 PM

Just to clarify, in case anyone was confused, it's a battle of the avatars. If your avatar is stronger than my avatar, then you would win.

I have no idea.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Ashleg on May 15, 2018, 09:14:23 PM

They can all gang up on me, so I die.

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Post by: Nadaz, voice of the host on May 16, 2018, 01:02:34 AM

I probably win but I'm not quite sure most of the mice will die but that leaves the blizzard and the rest of Redwall to defeat you.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: WUMASTER on September 16, 2018, 03:14:50 AM

We can't really fight...

You have a dagger, but nobody is holding it.

I have a sunset on an exomoon.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Delthion on September 16, 2018, 04:54:26 AM

If I fight you, I burn to a crisp rather quickly...so you win.

And actually Nadaz's picture is a sword that is just a little squished because of the photo.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: The Skarzs on September 16, 2018, 05:45:48 AM

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/15/article-0-194A5EDF000005DC-293_634x395.jpg)

I will probably die.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Ashleg on September 16, 2018, 04:18:28 PM

A stone dragon garden statue?
Oh I'm fine mate. It might hurt to be hit by that but I could, you know, put it away.

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Post by: Nadaz, voice of the host on September 16, 2018, 05:43:00 PM

Well I would die or rather be broken, by the way Wumaster I had a different pic previously.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Lavendernose on September 18, 2018, 02:30:34 AM

I s'ppose I could just toss you into a ditch for another fellow to stumble upon...

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Post by: WUMASTER on September 18, 2018, 02:52:35 AM

Unfortunately, we can't fight. You might not even be able to see my avatar from earth (clearly this is not an earth sunset, so you have to look at the stars).

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Delthion on September 18, 2018, 04:23:39 AM

I think you're missing the point of the game. It's not whether you can fight or not, it's about whether or not, through some bizarre set of circumstances, you do fight, whether or not you are actually a sentient being or not.

I would be roasted alive quite quickly in my onslaught of that sun. ;D

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Lavendernose on September 19, 2018, 12:36:41 AM

Oh no, it's like cars but worse, because these ones have double the set of feet! And they're traveling together, multiple groups, too!
In other words.. I've only a slim chance of surviving...
~~provided that I happen to be like the other squirrels who don't look both ways.. I don't consider maiself a squirrel with the brain a size of a seed, but who knows!~~

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Post by: The Skarzs on September 19, 2018, 02:38:50 AM

I will definitely not die. XD

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Post by: Vilu Deskar on September 25, 2018, 04:57:15 AM

I survive because it isn't a dragon.

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Post by: Kreg on October 04, 2018, 12:27:55 AM

I would get stabbed

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Post by: Tungro on February 19, 2019, 07:46:58 PM

Not sure if a pug would survive, but...

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Post by: The Witessss on February 20, 2019, 03:51:16 AM

the dog would eat me, a floating ball of light and wings.

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Post by: Tungro on February 20, 2019, 12:05:12 PM

Wings. where?
I was thinking he would go blind but he has protection from that too!

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Post by: The Witessss on February 20, 2019, 01:33:38 PM

(in the book, 'the witesssssssssss' are just pretty much carrion birds dipped in florescent paint, to put it that way)

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Post by: Tungro on February 20, 2019, 02:20:02 PM

Ahh

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Post by: The Witessss on February 20, 2019, 02:34:41 PM

i could peck you to death (on the parts that are not protected, ie the neck)

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Post by: Kreg on February 20, 2019, 05:14:33 PM

uhh I use swing and kill you :P

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Post by: The Witessss on February 20, 2019, 05:45:04 PM

i could carry you away with my claws and drop you over a cliff?

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Post by: Kreg on February 20, 2019, 08:03:48 PM

I could use my swing to not die XP

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Post by: The Witessss on February 20, 2019, 08:20:09 PM

i could.. um... blind you and then attack and kill you 'cause you can't see me?

i mean, i'm at a loss here

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Post by: Kreg on February 21, 2019, 05:51:51 PM

I think its a tie. XP

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Post by: The Witessss on February 21, 2019, 09:21:20 PM

yes, we are both very ferocious.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Ashleg on February 21, 2019, 09:32:13 PM

Looks like what I might see before I pass out.
I've always stopped myself from passing out, so........ I win, suppose.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: The Witessss on February 21, 2019, 09:35:38 PM

i think you would eat me.

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Post by: Delthion on February 22, 2019, 05:03:48 AM

Are you a star or something?

If so, I would be burnt to a crisp, if not, then I have no idea what your profile pic is.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Tungro on February 22, 2019, 12:29:41 PM

Quote from: The Witessss on February 20, 2019, 01:33:38 PM
(in the book, 'the witesssssssssss' are just pretty much carrion birds dipped in florescent paint, to put it that way)

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: The Witessss on February 22, 2019, 12:35:00 PM

(exactly)

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Post by: Delthion on February 28, 2019, 04:23:00 AM

(Your avatar is your profile picture.)

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on March 03, 2019, 06:29:39 AM

Several horse carriages...
I get stomped to death trying to bite you...

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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on March 03, 2019, 02:48:51 PM

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: The Witessss on March 03, 2019, 04:35:07 PM

maybe, 'cause I dunno what i'm up against!

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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on March 03, 2019, 07:06:23 PM

Quote from: The Witessss on March 03, 2019, 04:35:07 PM
maybe, 'cause I dunno what i'm up against!

A super intelligent, incredibly strong, super fast, person who is always incredibly humble. ;D

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: The Witessss on March 03, 2019, 07:10:05 PM

ahuh. sure. ;) I can say the same about the person sitting behind this computer, too. º-)

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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on March 03, 2019, 07:12:15 PM

Quote from: The Witessss on March 03, 2019, 07:10:05 PM
ahuh. sure. ;) I can say the same about the person sitting behind this computer, too. º-)

you probably could, but unlike me, it wouldn't exactly be true.... ;)

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: The Witessss on March 03, 2019, 07:14:12 PM

maybe except the strong part for me. ;) I mean, strong enough for what I do all day (hold a baby, type)

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: PaulTheMarlfox on June 19, 2019, 09:36:07 PM

I'm sorry, my cat is invincible.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Jack the Quick on June 20, 2019, 01:54:25 AM

I live.

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on June 20, 2019, 04:43:53 AM

A squirrel? HA! I'm too grumpy for them!
(*Dies*)

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Post by: Jack the Quick on June 20, 2019, 10:32:52 PM

*smirks*
I live, and Grey survives too 'cause I'm to nice to kill Fret.

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on June 21, 2019, 05:40:48 AM

I guess I live then because Jack doesn't want to kill the pore ferret.

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Post by: MathLuk on June 21, 2019, 05:53:05 AM

Hmmm... 50-50 here.

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on June 21, 2019, 01:59:03 PM

Yes, foxes I think *can* beat a ferret and vice versa- but I think I'm fine because that vulpine is awfully skinny!

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Post by: Tungro on June 21, 2019, 01:59:47 PM

I would only survive if I could shoot you before you got to me

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on June 21, 2019, 02:02:55 PM

Three on one... Maybe if I zig-zagged...

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Post by: Tungro on June 21, 2019, 02:04:58 PM

Just hide behind the bush :P

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on June 21, 2019, 02:06:53 PM

It only hides me though- far less protection.

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Post by: Jack the Quick on June 22, 2019, 05:13:57 PM

No whimpering ferret could ever kill me.

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on June 23, 2019, 08:48:51 AM

Depends. This whimpering ferret has fangs XD

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Post by: Jack the Quick on June 23, 2019, 05:24:46 PM

But I have knives XD

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on June 23, 2019, 07:35:45 PM

And a facial expression that doesn't indicate combat skill XD

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Post by: Jack the Quick on June 23, 2019, 08:45:04 PM

Good point. I don't think I have to repeat myself over and over again though...

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Post by: Tungro on June 25, 2019, 05:59:59 PM

Two daggers and a kilt vs sword and full armor. Hmm.

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Post by: Delthion on June 25, 2019, 07:52:44 PM

I live.

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Post by: Tungro on June 25, 2019, 08:05:44 PM

An skilled king vs a tall Davy Jones? I don't think so :P

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Post by: Delthion on June 25, 2019, 08:19:02 PM

You do realize that the ship in the bottom right corner of my profile pic is the titanic...right?

Cthulhu vs. Human, I win easy.

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Post by: Tungro on June 25, 2019, 08:20:12 PM

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Post by: Delthion on June 25, 2019, 08:21:21 PM

LOL

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Post by: Jack the Quick on June 25, 2019, 11:47:55 PM

*Gets squeezed to death*

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on June 26, 2019, 06:15:15 AM

Phew! Just Jack XD

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Post by: MathLuk on June 26, 2019, 06:15:55 AM

Just a ferret...

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on June 26, 2019, 06:17:47 AM

Foxes are much preferrable to titanic stompers...

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Post by: PaulTheMarlfox on July 05, 2019, 07:27:29 PM

Cat beats all

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on July 05, 2019, 08:07:50 PM

Cat is stuck in a cereal box. Even Fret can handle this XD

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Post by: PaulTheMarlfox on July 17, 2019, 10:12:33 PM

No! Also she eventually got out.

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Post by: Jack the Quick on July 18, 2019, 12:34:32 AM

I'd lose cause my avatar is fighting itself

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on July 18, 2019, 05:57:18 AM

I'd win for the same reason.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Jack the Quick on July 18, 2019, 03:32:52 PM

I will now infinitely lose...
Unless...
My avatar teams up with itself and brutally murders Fret

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on July 18, 2019, 04:22:14 PM

Alas... both your avatars are brutally murdered by Bork... or Butch... or Clogg... or Constance...

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Post by: Jack the Quick on July 18, 2019, 07:58:59 PM

What.

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on July 18, 2019, 09:38:04 PM

Where Fret goes, his friends follow...

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Post by: Jack the Quick on July 19, 2019, 12:43:47 AM

So I guess I die. Did you make that drawing?

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on July 19, 2019, 04:58:39 AM

Yes, yes I did. I think we need more people to post here... I wonder how your squirrel and ferret would fare against Tungro's swole mole...

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Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on July 19, 2019, 10:25:29 PM

*Pulls pistol* Yeah, I win.

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on July 20, 2019, 05:01:07 AM

*yeah... i loose*

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Post by: Jack the Quick on July 23, 2019, 02:15:08 PM

I win cuz now I've got grenades

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by: Delthion on July 23, 2019, 06:43:39 PM

Yes, because grenades don't work against Cthulhu, only weird electrical pulses that haven't been discovered by man as of yet.

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Post by: Jack the Quick on July 23, 2019, 10:31:36 PM

Thanks for revealing your weakness!
*Gets the weird electric pulses and puts them into grenades*
I win!!!!!!

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Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on July 24, 2019, 02:35:29 AM

*slashes jacks throat* cat beats rat. Poetic.

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Post by: Jack the Quick on July 24, 2019, 01:55:05 PM

So I guess I lose again

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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 24, 2019, 07:24:42 PM

Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on July 19, 2019, 04:58:39 AMI think we need more people to post here...

;D Here I am!!!

Hmm... My profile picture is a blank wall... So... I think if Jack kept banging his head on it then I'd win? Yes?

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Post by: Jack the Quick on July 25, 2019, 03:33:31 PM

You can just go to your profile and go to 'select avatar from gallery' then you can get an avatar without uploading anything.
I throw grenades and blow your wall up

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Post by: Tungro on July 25, 2019, 04:57:43 PM

@Sebias of Redwall @Keva Strongbow
(https://i.imgur.com/qZAAxsj.png)

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on July 26, 2019, 06:10:02 AM

A wolf again...
*Gulp*

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Post by: Tungro on July 26, 2019, 01:20:21 PM

*grins

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on July 26, 2019, 01:48:46 PM

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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Post by: Jack the Quick on July 26, 2019, 02:15:57 PM

*Wins*

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on July 26, 2019, 02:18:29 PM

Cheater...

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Post by: Jack the Quick on July 26, 2019, 02:19:00 PM

How?

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on July 26, 2019, 02:19:46 PM

Thou hast grenades... it is unfair XD
(What *else* would Fret complain about?)

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Post by: Jack the Quick on July 26, 2019, 02:25:53 PM

Some avatars arejust too OP

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on July 26, 2019, 03:05:29 PM

Some are weak and puny...

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Post by: Jack the Quick on July 26, 2019, 03:05:44 PM

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Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on July 26, 2019, 09:23:26 PM

You can borrow Adran, or fretpool...

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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 28, 2019, 12:56:22 AM

Hmm... I would maybe win if I got close enough? (I think the wildcat would shred me with his gun first though..)

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on July 28, 2019, 04:48:02 AM

And I would be made into a kebab...

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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 28, 2019, 06:27:15 PM

>:D I guess kebab is on the menu.

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Post by: Jack the Quick on July 29, 2019, 03:28:44 PM

Die! Die! Die!

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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 29, 2019, 03:56:54 PM

Hey! Bombs are cheating!

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Post by: Jack the Quick on July 30, 2019, 01:11:41 AM

-_-
Fine. I die.

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Post by: PaulTheMarlfox on August 06, 2019, 02:07:23 PM

cereal box OP, I win cat is invincible

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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on August 06, 2019, 06:51:43 PM

Not against my otter though! *Waves spear*

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on August 07, 2019, 08:50:02 PM

*Snaps spear over knee*
Hahahahaha!

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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on August 07, 2019, 09:45:19 PM

-_- I don't think so... :P

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on August 08, 2019, 05:08:23 AM

Well... Fret would *try*... and then you'd be full of pity because his attempts at breaking a piece of wood are rather... unsuccessful.

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Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on August 08, 2019, 09:24:33 PM

*Eye twitches and then goes into a bloody rage*

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Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on August 09, 2019, 08:27:24 AM

A Wildcat, old chap? Possibly, though it flippin' depends on whether I have a weapon below that fluffy chin, wot wot. Though I suppose I could always bloomin' scoff 'im t' death...

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on August 09, 2019, 03:19:06 PM

Gluttonous enough to scoff up a wildcat eh? Er- good thing ferrets taste yucky I guess?
(I guess welcome to the forum btw)

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Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on August 09, 2019, 04:25:09 PM

*meow*

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Post by: Jack the Quick on August 21, 2019, 01:24:00 AM

I'm not scared of a piece of paper....
*Dies*

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Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on August 21, 2019, 03:43:48 AM

I have scimitar, pistol, and beer. I win.

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on August 21, 2019, 04:22:41 AM

Maybe I poisoned the beer...

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Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on August 21, 2019, 03:50:22 PM

No such luck.

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Post by: Tungro on August 21, 2019, 04:33:17 PM

Hmm, four to one

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Post by: Jack the Quick on August 21, 2019, 05:29:52 PM

*Is screwed*

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on August 21, 2019, 07:19:27 PM

Maybe I can bite his nose off?

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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on August 21, 2019, 07:53:10 PM

>:D *Poke poke*

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Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on August 21, 2019, 07:58:29 PM

*tie*

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Post by: Jack the Quick on August 21, 2019, 10:35:06 PM

I think I'm gonna die again. Great.

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Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on August 21, 2019, 11:08:53 PM

I stand no chance against the blaster.

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Post by: Jack the Quick on August 22, 2019, 12:06:45 AM

Yesssssss
Finally, a victory.

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on August 22, 2019, 05:58:12 AM

Hmmm... Maybe if I squeezed into the armour and bit you...

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Post by: Jack the Quick on August 22, 2019, 06:16:43 PM

Not even kidding in the tv show several clones died that way

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on August 23, 2019, 01:09:24 PM

... For real? Wow! Ferrets for the win!

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Post by: Jack the Quick on August 23, 2019, 06:20:52 PM

Stupid tv show

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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on August 23, 2019, 07:31:11 PM

Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on August 22, 2019, 05:58:12 AM
Hmmm... Maybe if I squeezed into the armour and bit you...

Quote from: Jack the Quick on August 22, 2019, 06:16:43 PM
Not even kidding in the tv show several clones died that way

In that case! *Cracks knuckles* >:D

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Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on August 23, 2019, 07:44:48 PM

The most underrated weapon in redwall is armour. *wooden spear shatters on impact* it still works well though.

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on August 23, 2019, 08:10:40 PM

Aha! Buuut, it's already established I can get under armour ;)

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Post by: Tungro on August 23, 2019, 08:12:28 PM

*grins

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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on August 23, 2019, 08:20:44 PM

*Is outnumbered* I went down well!!!!

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Post by: Jack the Quick on August 23, 2019, 11:51:08 PM

Bang bang

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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on August 25, 2019, 03:23:47 AM

*Shots bounce off my bulging muscles* ;D

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on August 25, 2019, 05:48:03 AM

*Tickle tickle tickle* Make the otter squirm...

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Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on August 25, 2019, 07:59:58 AM

I'll scoff y' t' death.

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Post by: MathLuk on August 25, 2019, 12:51:40 PM

Shhh. Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits.

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Post by: Tungro on August 25, 2019, 03:56:17 PM

You would have a small chance with 1 on 1, but this is 1 to 4

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on August 25, 2019, 04:02:26 PM

One throwing knife or each wolf >:D

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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on August 25, 2019, 06:31:34 PM

*Isn't sure*

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on September 01, 2019, 05:45:30 AM

Aim for the weak spots and stay clear of water.

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Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on September 02, 2019, 02:45:50 PM

*Murders Grey*

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on September 02, 2019, 07:10:35 PM

I survive. Vampire fangs ;)

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Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on September 02, 2019, 07:30:03 PM

Cat's teeth are bigger.

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on September 02, 2019, 07:43:30 PM

Really? Because some cats don't have teeth. You're being speciest... I gain 10000% attack damage against speciesm.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on September 02, 2019, 08:02:30 PM

Evolutionarily speaking, on average, cats do have bigger teeth then ferrets.

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Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 03, 2019, 10:06:39 PM

*Shoots One-Eye in the head*
I decided to arm myself a bit better!

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Post by: Tungro on September 06, 2019, 09:44:12 PM

To bad, only enough for one...

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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on September 06, 2019, 11:15:56 PM

*Goes down bravely with wolf fur in my teeth*

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on September 07, 2019, 03:46:59 PM

*Runs over hills and dales*

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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on September 07, 2019, 06:25:00 PM

*Dies of fright* :P

Cool fangs btw.

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Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 08, 2019, 12:42:03 AM

*Cuts Sebias's spear in half and shoots him with an arrow* I like these things!

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on September 08, 2019, 05:43:49 AM

Well... if it worked on Sebias... *shows off my fangs*

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Post by: Thanquol on September 08, 2019, 05:51:37 AM

*Drains Grey's life essence*

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Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on September 08, 2019, 04:13:12 PM

Pretty sure you need a machine for that. Also, we ain't on Thra anymore!

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on September 08, 2019, 09:28:51 PM

Imma paint your fingernails purple.

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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on September 08, 2019, 10:53:22 PM

*Sits on Grey*

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Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 08, 2019, 11:22:24 PM

Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 08, 2019, 12:42:03 AM
*Cuts Sebias's spear in half and shoots him with an arrow*

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on September 09, 2019, 02:53:16 AM

*Throws spear at Jarky before she can shoot me* ;D

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on September 09, 2019, 05:45:22 AM

*Sits on Sebias*

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Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 09, 2019, 07:18:36 AM

*shoots Grey with another arrow*

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on September 09, 2019, 03:31:33 PM

*Bites arrow in half with me killer fangs*

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Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 09, 2019, 09:58:24 PM

Unfortunately, biting arrows does not kill me.

Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 09, 2019, 07:18:36 AM
*shoots Grey with another arrow*

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on September 10, 2019, 03:33:38 AM

Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 09, 2019, 02:53:16 AM
*Throws spear at Jarky before she can shoot me* ;D

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on September 10, 2019, 05:37:02 AM

*Bites Jarky*

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Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 10, 2019, 08:10:45 AM

*Shoots Grey before he can bite me*

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on September 10, 2019, 02:21:21 PM

*Bites Jarky before she can shoot me*

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Post by: Tungro on September 10, 2019, 05:00:50 PM

*Eats Grey and Jarky

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on September 10, 2019, 08:40:01 PM

Hahahahahahahahah-my grandma fought off wolves, I'd like to see you *try* and eat me.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Tungro on September 10, 2019, 09:25:44 PM

Ah, but you are not Fret. And there is four of us

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Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on September 11, 2019, 02:10:19 AM

I ave four throwing knifes, a barbed tail garunteed to do some damage if swallowed, and psychosis. I think I'm good.

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Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 11, 2019, 06:57:05 AM

I have a bow. I think I'm good.

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on September 11, 2019, 11:17:26 AM

I have *glamour*, I'm good.

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Post by: Kreg on September 21, 2019, 03:48:25 AM

*pug swings away*

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Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 21, 2019, 03:51:33 AM

*Swing breaks and pug plummets to its death*

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Kreg on September 21, 2019, 03:52:57 AM

the pug jumps at the (hare? rabbit?) (so not really)

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 21, 2019, 03:55:49 AM

Jumping at me doesn't kill me. *Shoots an arrow at the pug*

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Kreg on September 21, 2019, 04:03:30 AM

Is it a hare or a rabbit?
*tackles the hare(?) off a cliff

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 21, 2019, 04:12:41 AM

'Tis a hare.
*Shoots an arrow at Kreg*

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Jetthebinturong on September 21, 2019, 05:31:48 AM

Mallek may be stronger than he looks, but a well-placed arrow shot would kill him.

And by well-placed, I mean in the heart or the head. One ceruleanblood had her entire arm and one eye blown off by a concentrated explosion and lost copious amounts of blood, and still didn't die from that. Trolls are a hardy folk.

I say it's a toss-up. Depends how good a shot your avatar is.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on September 21, 2019, 05:48:01 AM

I think I'll dig a hole somewhere.

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Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 25, 2019, 12:01:18 AM

*'andz ze Ferret a plate o' zticky zyrup, cauzin' 'iz mooth tae be ztuck togezer, und zuz 'e cannae uze 'iz teeth*

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 25, 2019, 07:04:46 AM

*Shoots HIAG's profile* What is that anyway?

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Post by: shisteer of nothing much on September 27, 2019, 02:45:27 AM

I'd survive. You can't shoot what you can't see and I have very sharp, invisible teeth.

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Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 27, 2019, 08:08:21 AM

There is nothing to fight me! No one dares challenge the almighty Jarky! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Post by: MathLuk on September 27, 2019, 08:09:37 AM

Hello there.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 27, 2019, 08:13:42 AM

*Shoots the fox* There is nothing to fight me! No one dares challenge the almighty Jarky! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on September 27, 2019, 11:37:12 AM

False! The mighty, invisible, Taniwha will dare to challenge and defeat the alrighty Jarky! *Taniwha takes on ready stance that nobody can see 'cause she's invisible*

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 29, 2019, 06:13:53 AM

*Shoots arrows in all directions until Taniwha is dead* There is nothing to fight me! No one dares challenge the almighty Jarky! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Post by: shisteer of nothing much on September 29, 2019, 07:31:51 AM

*Taniwha is not dead* You don't even know how big/small I am. *snaps Jarky's neck with one swish my tail* Maybe you'll find it easier to make dead ones submit.

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Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 29, 2019, 08:05:50 AM

*Heals* *Kills Taniwha again* There is nothing to fight me! No one dares challenge the almighty Jarky! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on September 29, 2019, 09:46:45 PM

*Arrow bounces off armor*
to hellgates with that.

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Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 29, 2019, 09:56:20 PM

*Stabs One-Eye* There is nothing to fight me! No one dares challenge the almighty Jarky! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on September 29, 2019, 10:34:28 PM

Te armor is 3 inches thick. And your sword in now broken.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 29, 2019, 11:12:36 PM

Is it? I didn't notice. *Poisons One-Eye* There is nothing to fight me! No one dares challenge the almighty Jarky! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on September 30, 2019, 12:43:47 AM

*is still not dead* I will fight you! *sinks fangs into Jarky's neck*

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 30, 2019, 06:49:57 AM

*Heals* *Kills Taniwha again* There is nothing to fight me! No one dares challenge the almighty Jarky! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Post by: shisteer of nothing much on September 30, 2019, 07:25:44 AM

*still isn't dead* I can and will challenge the 'almighty' Jarky. Nothing penetrates my scales. You are laid helpless before me. Ka mate i roto i te mamae, he kaiwhaiwhai taiohi!!!

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Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 30, 2019, 07:57:34 AM

What? *Kills Taniwha again* There is nothing to fight me! No one dares challenge the almighty Jarky! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Post by: shisteer of nothing much on September 30, 2019, 09:01:23 AM

Ka mate i roto i te mamae, he kaiwhaiwhai taiohi!!!

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 30, 2019, 10:13:25 AM

*Goes to google translate* So what's that meant to mean? *Kills Taniwha again* There is nothing to fight me! No one dares challenge the almighty Jarky! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Post by: shisteer of nothing much on September 30, 2019, 12:08:17 PM

*is alive and intending to remain so* Have you figured it out or do I have to spell it out for you?
Ka mate i roto i te mamae, he kaiwhaiwhai taiohi!!! *begins to slowly rip Jarky apart*

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Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on September 30, 2019, 06:54:58 PM

Умереть, ты глупый кролик! *Draws scimitar and chops Jarky's head off* Урок выучен.

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Post by: shisteer of nothing much on September 30, 2019, 09:18:12 PM

I thought you were supposed to kill me. *scrapes fangs down One-Eye's back, causing him to bleed to death*

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 30, 2019, 11:27:52 PM

*Heals* *Kills Taniwha again* There is nothing to fight me! No one dares challenge the almighty Jarky! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on October 01, 2019, 01:35:45 AM

Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 30, 2019, 09:18:12 PM
I thought you were supposed to kill me. *scrapes fangs down One-Eye's back, causing him to bleed to death*

YOU HAVE NO AVATAR!

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 03:33:40 AM

That's completely beside the point! *kills One-Eye again*

Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 30, 2019, 11:27:52 PM
*Heals* *Kills Taniwha again* There is nothing to fight me! No one dares challenge the almighty Jarky! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ka mate i roto i te mamae, he kaiwhaiwhai taiohi!!!

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 01, 2019, 06:56:06 AM

Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 30, 2019, 11:27:52 PM
*Kills Taniwha again* There is nothing to fight me! No one dares challenge the almighty Jarky! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Post by: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 09:15:31 AM

Ka mate i roto i te mamae, he kaiwhaiwhai taiohi!!!

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Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 01, 2019, 09:43:29 AM

Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 01, 2019, 06:56:06 AM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 30, 2019, 11:27:52 PM
*Kills Taniwha again* There is nothing to fight me! No one dares challenge the almighty Jarky! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 11:12:46 AM

Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 09:15:31 AM
Ka mate i roto i te mamae, he kaiwhaiwhai taiohi!!!

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Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 02, 2019, 07:45:46 AM

Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 01, 2019, 09:43:29 AM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 01, 2019, 06:56:06 AM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 30, 2019, 11:27:52 PM
*Kills Taniwha again* There is nothing to fight me! No one dares challenge the almighty Jarky! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Post by: shisteer of nothing much on October 02, 2019, 08:26:18 AM

Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 11:12:46 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 09:15:31 AM
Ka mate i roto i te mamae, he kaiwhaiwhai taiohi!!!

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Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 02, 2019, 11:05:58 AM

Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 02, 2019, 07:45:46 AM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 01, 2019, 09:43:29 AM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 01, 2019, 06:56:06 AM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 30, 2019, 11:27:52 PM
*Kills Taniwha again* There is nothing to fight me! No one dares challenge the almighty Jarky! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Tungro on October 02, 2019, 07:16:48 PM

A rabbit? No problem.

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Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 03, 2019, 12:10:06 AM

Good thing this is a hare, not a rabbit! *Shoots Tungro's profile*

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Post by: shisteer of nothing much on October 03, 2019, 05:13:31 AM

Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 02, 2019, 08:26:18 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 11:12:46 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 09:15:31 AM
Ka mate i roto i te mamae, he kaiwhaiwhai taiohi!!!

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Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 08, 2019, 11:41:53 PM

Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 02, 2019, 11:05:58 AM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 02, 2019, 07:45:46 AM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 01, 2019, 09:43:29 AM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 01, 2019, 06:56:06 AM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 30, 2019, 11:27:52 PM
*Kills Taniwha again* There is nothing to fight me! No one dares challenge the almighty Jarky! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Post by: shisteer of nothing much on October 09, 2019, 07:57:11 AM

Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 03, 2019, 05:13:31 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 02, 2019, 08:26:18 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 11:12:46 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 09:15:31 AM
Ka mate i roto i te mamae, he kaiwhaiwhai taiohi!!!

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on October 09, 2019, 09:21:02 AM

Stahp spaming.

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Post by: The Skarzs on October 09, 2019, 02:41:56 PM

I may not survive, but neither will he. ;D

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 09, 2019, 10:41:23 PM

*Crushes flower* Well, that was easy. *Goes on to prove that black is white and gets killed at the next zebra crossing*

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on October 10, 2019, 11:56:21 AM

Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 09, 2019, 07:57:11 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 03, 2019, 05:13:31 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 02, 2019, 08:26:18 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 11:12:46 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 09:15:31 AM
Ka mate i roto i te mamae, he kaiwhaiwhai taiohi!!!

This is getting tiresome.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on October 10, 2019, 07:02:20 PM

Почему мы должны проходить это все время?

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on October 11, 2019, 12:28:50 AM

Yes, I survive.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 11, 2019, 03:24:00 AM

Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 08, 2019, 11:41:53 PM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 02, 2019, 11:05:58 AM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 02, 2019, 07:45:46 AM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 01, 2019, 09:43:29 AM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 01, 2019, 06:56:06 AM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 30, 2019, 11:27:52 PM
*Kills Taniwha again* There is nothing to fight me! No one dares challenge the almighty Jarky! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on October 11, 2019, 06:48:30 AM

Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 10, 2019, 11:56:21 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 09, 2019, 07:57:11 AM
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Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 02, 2019, 08:26:18 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 11:12:46 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 09:15:31 AM
Ka mate i roto i te mamae, he kaiwhaiwhai taiohi!!!

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 12, 2019, 01:30:22 AM

Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 11, 2019, 03:24:00 AM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 08, 2019, 11:41:53 PM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 02, 2019, 11:05:58 AM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 02, 2019, 07:45:46 AM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 01, 2019, 09:43:29 AM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 01, 2019, 06:56:06 AM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 30, 2019, 11:27:52 PM
*Kills Taniwha again* There is nothing to fight me! No one dares challenge the almighty Jarky! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Captain Tammo on October 12, 2019, 02:01:30 AM

Hey guys let's steer clear of the quote battles. Those can get out of control really fast (I've seen pages that stretch up to hundreds of quotes long and it's a disaster).

And to play along, uh... no, probably not surviving this one! hahaha

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 12, 2019, 02:11:30 AM

(Thank you Tammo!)
Hare vs hare. *Shoots Tammo with an arrow*

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on October 12, 2019, 04:35:59 AM

*sigh* Okay. Rua mate rapiti rapeti. *squashes both hares*

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 12, 2019, 08:03:55 AM

Uh, nothing to fight. *Survives*

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on October 12, 2019, 08:56:04 AM

*squashes Jarky again, then burns her at the stake, then whips her to death and, lastly, feeds her on nothing but stale bread and water for three months*

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on October 12, 2019, 05:06:38 PM

Teer cheats, sooooo...

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on October 13, 2019, 01:44:32 AM

How is that cheating?

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on October 13, 2019, 01:52:22 AM

A, you have no avatar
B, your form/size/strength is unclear and unspecified.
C, although you have no avatar, you somehow manage to defeat a wildcat, one of the largest and most powerful species in the Redwall universe.
D, what the bloody hell is a 'taiwha'?

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on October 13, 2019, 03:53:39 AM

None of those are against the rules. The only rule is that you can't choose the avatar, it has to be the one above you.
Besides, I never said I defeated you. You were the one to admit defeat.
I have no idea what a 'taiwha' is but a the word 'Taniwha' means monster in Maori. In legend, they're generally described as large, water dwelling, reptiles but that isn't necessarily a given.
Since you said I could defeat you; *burns One-Eye to a crisp with fire breath* I survive.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on October 13, 2019, 09:28:16 PM

*Wins* ;D

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: The Skarzs on October 14, 2019, 01:32:56 AM

Perhaps.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on October 14, 2019, 03:25:31 AM

Hmm... I'd need a pick...

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on October 14, 2019, 05:33:32 AM

I win, no question about it.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 14, 2019, 06:38:57 AM

*Squashes the invisible nothingness*

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on October 15, 2019, 05:23:26 AM

*wriggles out from under Jarky and then separates her from her head* I win.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on October 15, 2019, 03:14:57 PM

Can I beat Jarky? Yes.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on October 15, 2019, 03:32:03 PM

too easy!

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on October 15, 2019, 11:08:39 PM

Can I best One-Eye? Hmmm... Yep. *burns One-Eye's head off* I win.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on October 15, 2019, 11:12:53 PM

You don't have fire, you don't even have a body XD. I can't kill you, but you can't kill me either.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on October 15, 2019, 11:47:25 PM

I have fire and a body, you just aren't using your imagination. (possibly because I burnt it)

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on October 15, 2019, 11:51:28 PM

*Reforms and cuts up Teer*

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on October 16, 2019, 04:57:25 AM

*raises eyebrow as One-Eye uselessly hacks at foot with a small knife* And how do you plan to do that? I'm a gianormous Taniwha, for goodness sake. Even if you had something sharp enough to get through my scales, I would destroy you before you had time to use it. *lifts up foot and stomps on One-Eye* I win.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on October 18, 2019, 08:27:20 PM

My scimitar is self-aware and has the power of two worlds- godmodding and fanfiction. Your scales are nothing. And, I know every single nerve ending in your body where enough blood flows through where if it were to break, you would turn into a vegetable from brain death.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 19, 2019, 08:43:21 AM

*Shoots One-Eye's eye*

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on October 19, 2019, 06:51:23 PM

At close range, I win, but at long range, this one goes to Jarky.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 20, 2019, 01:02:21 AM

*Is at long range*

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on October 21, 2019, 02:14:08 AM

*breaths fire at Jarky from long range* I win.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Perifaen on October 27, 2019, 05:22:20 AM

*squashes sheer nothing much and takes a nap*

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on October 27, 2019, 03:00:27 PM

*puts a bullet in peri's head.* Ya know, I don't think one bullet is enough. *empties the entire mag*

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on October 30, 2019, 10:37:15 AM

Anyone can godmod and I write fanfiction too. Even a self aware scimitar can't get through my scales. Besides, the idea is to survive. If you did manage to turn me into a vegetable, it wouldn't diminish my size and I'd pulverise you. However, a Taniwha's anatomy is very different to a human's so you wouldn't be able to find my nerve endings before I squash you.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Jetthebinturong on November 03, 2019, 02:38:21 AM

No, the point of the game is to say whether or not you would survive, not try to find a way to survive. You're just godmodding and basically spamming.

Your profile picture is nothing - could Mallek defeat nothing? That's a philosophical question. There is nothing there, so does he win by default? Or is he overwhelmed by nothingness and swallowed by the void?

I'm at a loss.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on November 03, 2019, 10:14:26 AM

Nothing will always survive.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Tungro on November 04, 2019, 08:44:06 PM

Nothing is nothing

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Kreg on November 05, 2019, 03:54:06 PM

*My pug keeps on swinging on the swing, very afraid*

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Booklover on December 14, 2019, 08:52:08 PM

A pug versus a TSC fanatic, who would win? If it's the person who said 'Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.' then Will Herondale would win. But if it's literally the statement fighting the pug, then that's too confusing even for this. If it's that duck symbol versus the pug, the pug would probably win. Who knows?

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: PanopticEmu on June 10, 2020, 12:35:33 PM

guinea pig with a tail vs me? they'd never see me coming.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on June 10, 2020, 12:38:57 PM

Yep. Not a problem. Tractors would simply run that flightless bird over in no time flat.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Tungro on June 10, 2020, 03:37:44 PM

A tractor made out of boxes vs a dead mans helmet.
Honesty not sure about this one.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 10, 2020, 03:40:12 PM

>:D

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Amarith Waterspring on June 10, 2020, 04:18:01 PM

oh I'm definitely winning this one

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 10, 2020, 04:18:27 PM

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Verdauga on June 10, 2020, 07:18:20 PM

*Waddles away, pealing.*

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 10, 2020, 07:36:09 PM

*Chops up banana* Sorry...

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on June 10, 2020, 11:44:57 PM

I have no idea. Aside from 'I Win'.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 10, 2020, 11:46:40 PM

Mm. Personally, I'd say "I win", but I might be slightly biased. XD And if we are talking about known feats, well...

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Sailears on June 11, 2020, 01:41:29 AM

Poor Finbarr, Mariel and Dandin are no match for Thor.

He just laughs while calling them all rabbits. xD

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 11, 2020, 02:16:13 AM

Lol. XD

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Captain Wortshire on June 11, 2020, 03:43:56 AM

I would probably...

Spoiler

lose

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Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on June 11, 2020, 07:25:37 AM

Glowing red eyes, cool coat... I think it's more likely that we'd team up and kill the rest of the forum.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 11, 2020, 05:16:58 PM

I would probably...

Spoiler

...aim for the head.

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Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Captain Wortshire on June 12, 2020, 10:19:22 PM

This fight is pretty one sided...

...Against me

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Tungro on June 17, 2020, 07:08:36 PM

I don't have much chance against anything here

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Verdauga on June 17, 2020, 08:48:41 PM

To be fair though, a hardened synyhetic helmet will survive most things better than a banana duck

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 17, 2020, 09:02:52 PM

Quite so, quite so. They taste good though :laugh:

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 17, 2020, 10:35:48 PM

I'm not suuuuuuuure. I'll think I'd give Kade this one. He has armor.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Verdauga on June 17, 2020, 10:52:49 PM

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/597/651/360.jpg)

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 17, 2020, 10:53:55 PM

FOOD!
(http://www.chriscannonauthor.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/1.gif)

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Captain Wortshire on June 17, 2020, 11:42:49 PM

Eh, otters are just 2' long...

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Luftwaffles on June 17, 2020, 11:45:23 PM

Yeah... I don't think I can survive being assaulted by your avatar, Captain :r

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on June 18, 2020, 04:02:26 AM

Sorry, Snoop Dogg. I win.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Captain Wortshire on June 18, 2020, 03:58:28 PM

If you have your guns, you win.

If not, well...

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 18, 2020, 04:35:43 PM

I'm probably dead... Unless I had... (Dun, dun, DUN) plot armor!

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Captain Wortshire on June 18, 2020, 05:13:19 PM

Hah, my weapon is longer than yours!

(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/49/dd/17/49dd178fa410f14d849f44d0cb977f7a--river-otter-redwall.jpg)(https://em.wattpad.com/3a07ae771f709489ec3f94428ae5875ad97d3638/68747470733a2f2f73332e616d617a6f6e6177732e636f6d2f776174747061642d6d656469612d736572766963652f53746f7279496d6167652f7a6864437463393751694a6159513d3d2d3430363933343533322e313462616539316163356533636262643535363135373833313130312e6a7067)

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 18, 2020, 05:28:11 PM

That's what this guy said... Look where that got him. ;D

(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.gcM-OLnncb5Qr0ihPld3ngHaF0?pid=Api&rs=1)

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Captain Wortshire on June 18, 2020, 05:38:57 PM

Then it's a good thing I brought a little help...

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/megamitensei/images/0/07/Magatsu_Izanagi_and_Magatsu_Izanagi_Picaro.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20200529173805)(https://store.playstation.com/store/api/chihiro/00_09_000/container/US/en/999/UP2611-CUSA05877_00-ADDCONTENT000012/1588953579000/image?w=240&h=240&bg_color=000000&opacity=100&_version=00_09_000)

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 18, 2020, 08:38:05 PM

My ally trumps yours, I believe. ;D

Spoiler

(https://www.hdwallpaper.nu/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/jesus_christ_the_lord-1448342.jpg)

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Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on November 10, 2020, 08:49:23 AM

A guy with a chicken on his head? I can beat that any day.

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: Captain Wortshire on November 10, 2020, 09:05:43 AM

Title: Re: The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?
Post by: WorshipTiria on November 10, 2020, 04:35:53 PM

Well, behind me are hundreds of holts of otters, so...

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