Boasting Contest!

Redwallfan7 · June 22, 2012, 10:06:28 PM

Mine too. Warriors isn't in my top favorites though, but it's still good.

Rainshadow · June 22, 2012, 10:50:57 PM

I have 3 favorites:

#1. Warriors
#2. Redwall
#3. Inheritance Cycle

I'm awesome because of that!

redwallgurl · June 24, 2012, 01:57:27 AM

I dont have favourites because im an open person beat that!

MatthiasMan · June 24, 2012, 11:53:42 PM

. . . I don't get it.

redwallgurl · June 25, 2012, 01:21:54 AM

like their all listing their favourites and i dont have favourites being an open minded person so im more open minded than them

Popcornman · June 25, 2012, 01:25:13 AM

i have favorites you little excuse for a toad that says hes a frog but couldnt swim if his life depended on it cause its just a hunk of meat that i diced with me teeth in me sleep and that was only a nap that i was fixin to take when you creepily followed me home and didnt go home but your remains where luckily burned when the sun ran out of gas and turned into a red giant and incinerated the milkyway in a couple month long explosion that then contracted and turned into a white dwarf or more likely a black hole because you eat so much that it made the sun 10 times bigger and put a hole in space time but you probably havent even gone over this in dibbun school so your face is like this right now

burn son!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

redwallgurl · June 25, 2012, 01:35:48 AM

wait what!? and im a girl not a son!

Lily · June 25, 2012, 07:04:49 AM

Popcornman, this is a boasting contest, not an insult contest.

Rainshadow · June 26, 2012, 01:58:14 AM

I can fly! Can you fly? (Come on, someone quote the Incredibles!)

W0NWILL · September 16, 2012, 03:20:03 AM

I was born in a winter's gale to the snow and wind! I'll beat down anybeast wot stands in my way. Master of sarcasm, of eating, of fighting! I can and will beat anyone here, even in a fair match! Who's gonna take me on? EULALIA!

Mad Maudie · October 16, 2012, 01:29:27 AM

When I was born they say I clawed a vermin's heart out with my teeth! Yeah that's all i can think of. And yes that wasn't supposed to make sense!

Skipper · October 16, 2012, 07:16:03 AM

When I was born I had the most spicy 'otroot soup there is and downed it without needing a drink.

Dannflor · October 16, 2012, 09:00:03 PM

I walked home from school one day I was stopped by Darth Sidious lousy no good swine he was So I punched him and he died of shock. So I kept on walking never knowing that asaij ventress was right behind me . I stopped to look at a nice bike and she died bumping into me. When I got home The house was empty but Darth Maul and Savage opress I drew my green light saber and with a sidestroke killed them at the spot. Then I sat down and watched Star Wars.....!!!!!!!!

Skipper · October 17, 2012, 03:26:56 PM

Quote from: Dannflor on October 16, 2012, 09:00:03 PM
I walked home from school one day I was stopped by Darth Sidious lousy no good swine he was So I punched him and he died of shock. So I kept on walking never knowing that asaij ventress was right behind me . I stopped to look at a nice bike and she died bumping into me. When I got home The house was empty but Darth Maul and Savage opress I drew my green light saber and with a sidestroke killed them at the spot. Then I sat down and watched Star Wars.....!!!!!!!!

Who are they?

Veil Sixclaw · October 17, 2012, 03:54:36 PM

Quote from: Captain Tammo on July 24, 2011, 11:13:49 PM
O YEA!? My old pa told me when I was not more than a babe, he'd put me in a barrel of October ale in the morning, and I'd drink my way out before dinner! So take that you bubble bellied half wit excuse for a weasel!

well when i was nought but a wee bairn i defeated a whole scor of vermin wot wot!
beat that me bonnie wee bairns

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