Come And Learn, Young Children! AKA The School

[Corporal Rubbadub]

I keep an emergency supply in my desk. Here you go. *gives smelling salts to Miss Russa*

Why do you keep smelling salts in your desk?  

[Sebias of Redwall]

In cases like this, I guess. 

[Corporal Rubbadub]

but..... how often do cases like this happen?

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Falls over unconscious* 

[lass of something much]

but..... how often do cases like this happen?

(Irl? If so, quite a lot.)

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Is unconscious* (And so are you, Lass! Or at least, I thought you were supposed to be unconscious.  )

[lass of something much]

(Thus why I'm posting in brackets)

[Sebias of Redwall]

(Ah. Nice. So I can use these as well, then.  )

[Russa Nodrey]

*Holds the smelling salts under Lass' nose*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Ah... no.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ziz iz Pendulum Zummonin'!

[Sebias of Redwall]

[Verdauga]

*Has finished writing everything on the chalkboard.*
All right, class! Please copy this into your notebooks for homework! We'll pick up tomorrow with the chants necessary to endow ourselves with the effect!

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*groa(oooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)n*

[lass of something much]

*is unconscious*