Location of the Person Above You

[Rosie Willowwater]

I . . . don't know where that is . . . OHHhhhhhhh!!!

[Delthion]

Ouch.

[Søren]

You have no idea where you are, do you?

[Rosie Willowwater]

*pats Søren on the back* You okay?

[Dotti Dillworthy]

Alice, who fell down the rabbit-hole, how are adventures down there?

[Lord Daskar]

Lapponia, such a nice place this time of year.

[Cornflower MM]

Ugh. It's really flat and tree-less there isn't it?

[James Gryphon]

Being flat is a good thing. As far as the forests go: not in the east.

It seems like being made out of rubber would defeat the purpose of the band. That's not known for its ability to conduct sound.

[Cornflower MM]

No thank you I will not hail your overrated state - It's just as hot and humid as my own, but flatter and treeless. Highly inferior to my brain.

*Frowns* I'm thinking now that I have a typo in my location. *Goes to check*

[James Gryphon]

Texas is hotter and less humid than your state. On "treeless": I just told you it wasn't. But regardless, trees are evil, anyway. The less of them, uncontrolled wildlife, stickers and wood ticks we have the better!

If anything, Texas isn't rated highly enough.

So... what kind of music is rubber?

[Hickory]

(Rubber as in a dancer)

I think Ohio is best suited to be King of States.

[James Gryphon]

Just ask Daskar: The only states that are worthy to be referred to by name are Texas (our Texas) and Alaska.

[Hickory]

Alaska?! What does some obscure snow covered oil well have against Ohio, with its beautiful trees, friendly folk, and homely Midwestern accents?!

[Søren]

Alaska?! What does some obscure snow covered oil well have against Ohio, with its beautiful trees, friendly folk, and homely Midwestern accents?!

For starters, Alaska isn't home to the Browns.

[Hickory]

I HAVE NO RELATION TO THE BROWNS OR AMERICAN FOOTBALL OF ANY KIND. DO NOT BRAND MY BEAUTIFUL STATE BY THEIR TEAM.