There is a massive treehouse with several rooms resting in the branches of a large which stands alone in the middle of a large field. A ladder leads up to a small porch and a screen door leads into a nice sized front room which looks like your typical tree house room. There are several screened windows and a large telescope is set up by one of them, there is a wooden table by one of the walls and a chest sits in one of the corners. "Hi there, there's lemonade and cookies on the table and there are hotdogs and hamburgers cooking on the grill down below. Oh and there is Corn on the cob on the way as well. there are some games and things in that chest." ;D
Maybe you should....er, get some better defences.
Who says I don't have any defenses? *Two photogenic cannons construct themselves on the porch* Or would you prefer something a little more primitive *Holds up a bow and arrows of elvish make* Oh and have some cookies while your at it. ;D
Okay,, nice house you have there.
*Munches on a cookie*
*Climbs up ladder* Hey, Faiy! Oooh, cookies! Great treehouse! It's very cool. :)
*Approaches ladder cautiously* Do you have a password? Or maybe a secret knock? Or any awesome stuff like that?
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 28, 2015, 02:48:59 PM
Who says I don't have any defenses? *Two photogenic cannons construct themselves on the porch* Or would you prefer something a little more primitive *Holds up a bow and arrows of elvish make* Oh and have some cookies while your at it. ;D
You're still using photogenic cannons? Those are so last millennium!
They are photogenic cannons with with a telepathic interface. What have you got?
Hello
Quote from: Cornflower MM on March 28, 2015, 04:08:18 PM
*Climbs up ladder* Hey, Faiy! Oooh, cookies! Great treehouse! It's very cool. :)
Corn cob (As Russa calls her I believe.) Has arrived!
*explodes treehouse*
^That is quite rude, Sam. *Turns on large machine which rebuilds the treehouse* There we go. *Munches cookie and sips lemonade* Nice place you got here, Faiy.
You need slings...
*explodes russa*
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 28, 2015, 05:48:56 PM
They are photogenic cannons with with a telepathic interface. What have you got?
Oh, the usual: solar-powered annihilation rays, trans-amphibious assault gunships, sub-nuclear death robots, about a billion soldiers willing to obey my commands, and a patridge in a pear tree.
Not bad... Personally I prefer my transdimensional voidship "The Lady Luck," complete with telepathic interface, adaptable shielding, temporal disrupters, and about 100 or so adaptable androids to help maintain her.
Aaand I'm with Faiy.
May I climb up?
Quote from: SilentSam on March 28, 2015, 07:44:22 PM
*explodes russa*
She hasn't made an appearance here.
Quote from: Izeroth on March 28, 2015, 08:05:34 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 28, 2015, 05:48:56 PM
They are photogenic cannons with with a telepathic interface. What have you got?
Oh, the usual: solar-powered annihilation rays, trans-amphibious assault gunships, sub-nuclear death robots, about a billion soldiers willing to obey my commands, and a patridge in a pear tree.
...
What; I'm not allowed to keep birds and trees now?
Naw, you can keep the bird... it just doesn't seem very useful as an accessory to war.
And thank you Banya, of course you can join us. ;D Do want a hot do or a hamburger? (Need to know how many to put on the grill)
Hamburger, please. Medium rare, if you don't mind.
Sure. ;D
This place looks nice, mind if I climb up?
Oh, this October Ale is fantastique!
*Climbs up. Ladder falls backwards on top of me.* Ouch!
Sure come and join us. ;D Hamburger or hotdog?
Hamburger definitely, oh a telescope mind if I use it?
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 29, 2015, 02:34:49 PM
Sure come and join us. ;D Hamburger or hotdog?
Hamburger, please :)
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on March 29, 2015, 03:43:49 PM
Hamburger definitely, oh a telescope mind if I use it?
Go right ahead, oh and have some lemonade. ;D
Does anyone mind if I blast the neighbor's cat with nitroglycerin? He was looking at me in a wierd way earlier.
*Looks strangely at Izeroth* Accepts lemonade from Faiy* Goes over to telescope* Looks at random things*
And over there we have what looks like a dog, yes definitely a dog, and there's a cloud. Very nice now where's the sun. Gaaaaah MY EYE!
That's what you get for asking stupid questions.
Just try not to stare at the girls in my neighbors pool. They think it is creepy. And Izzy I don't think they would be very happy if you messed with their cat. I would not mess with my neighbors if I where you. They are secretly cyborgs.
Well, that explains why their cat was looking at me weirdly. They've probably conducted all sorts of experiments on the poor animal.
Naw, he just doesn't like you. I think he has Ex-ray eyes. He may have been inspecting your liver...
Now that's an unsettling thought! Is he going to inspect my pancreas next!?
Your spleen might be of more interest.
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 29, 2015, 10:23:22 PM
Just try not to stare at the girls in my neighbors pool.
Oops. ::)
BlueRose is not gonna like that.
Quote from: Delthion on March 28, 2015, 07:01:59 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on March 28, 2015, 04:08:18 PM
*Climbs up ladder* Hey, Faiy! Oooh, cookies! Great treehouse! It's very cool. :)
Corn cob (As Russa calls her I believe.) Has arrived!
Mmmhmm.
Quote from: Morgazath on March 30, 2015, 12:58:23 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 29, 2015, 10:23:22 PM
Just try not to stare at the girls in my neighbors pool.
Oops. ::) BlueRose is not gonna like that.
MOR! *Smacks you on the back of your head*No breaking up BlueGazath!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on March 30, 2015, 01:26:21 AM
Quote from: Delthion on March 28, 2015, 07:01:59 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on March 28, 2015, 04:08:18 PM
*Climbs up ladder* Hey, Faiy! Oooh, cookies! Great treehouse! It's very cool. :)
Corn cob (As Russa calls her I believe.) Has arrived!
Mmmhmm.
Quote from: Morgazath on March 30, 2015, 12:58:23 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 29, 2015, 10:23:22 PM
Just try not to stare at the girls in my neighbors pool.
Oops. ::) BlueRose is not gonna like that.
MOR! *Smacks you on the back of your head*No breaking up BlueGazath!
Ouch!
That was not my intention! I wouldn't break up BlueGazath for the world!
Quote from: Morgazath on March 30, 2015, 01:33:11 AM
....
MOR! *Smacks you on the back of your head*No breaking up BlueGazath!
Ouch!
That was not my intention! I wouldn't break up BlueGazath for the world![/quote]
Good, 'cause if you DID. . . *Eyes frying pan*
I await the outcome eagerly.
Quote from: Morgazath on July 11, 1974, 10:39:19 AMThat was not my intention! I wouldn't break up BlueGazath for the world!
Would you break it up for several worlds?
What about the Sun?
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 30, 2015, 02:55:38 AM
What about the Sun?
Who would want the Sun? It's just a star-- and a mediocre star at that!
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 28, 2015, 08:41:05 PM
Not bad... Personally I prefer my transdimensional voidship "The Lady Luck," complete with telepathic interface, adaptable shielding, temporal disrupters, and about 100 or so adaptable androids to help maintain her.
Iz zat a
Ztar Varz reference? Becauze zere iz a zhip in it viz zat exact name zat iz belongin' tae Lando Calrisian.
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 29, 2015, 10:23:22 PM
Just try not to stare at the girls in my neighbors pool. They think it is creepy. And Izzy I don't think they would be very happy if you messed with their cat. I would not mess with my neighbors if I where you. They are secretly cyborgs.
*Quietly gae off tae a corner tae dizcuzz zummat viz....zomezin'......
Quote from: Izeroth on March 30, 2015, 02:55:03 AM
Quote from: Morgazath on July 11, 1974, 10:39:19 AMThat was not my intention! I wouldn't break up BlueGazath for the world!
Would you break it up for several worlds?
Nothing. Nothing at all. Not any amount of worlds, suns or galaxies can change my mind.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 30, 2015, 02:58:59 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 28, 2015, 08:41:05 PM
Not bad... Personally I prefer my transdimensional voidship "The Lady Luck," complete with telepathic interface, adaptable shielding, temporal disrupters, and about 100 or so adaptable androids to help maintain her.
Iz zat a Ztar Varz reference? Becauze zere iz a zhip in it viz zat exact name zat iz belongin' tae Lando Calrisian.
Naw... I don't even remember that part... XP been so long (If it was from something other than the movies than I woulds know it either. I only watched the movies)
*explodes universe*
*The neighborhood where we are is the only thing left and floats in a protected bubble in the void*
Don't worry It will just take a few temporal tweaks to fix this. *Goes into the other room and comes out two seconds later with soot smudged on my face my hair frazzled my cloths torn and solid...* ... Perhaps I underestimated how easy that would be...
*Is standing at the base of the ladder outside the treehouse, staring in horror as the universe is obliterated* *Quietly has a panic attack*
*Girl appears in the treehouse* Hello!
Quote from: Izeroth on March 28, 2015, 10:11:33 PM
What; I'm not allowed to keep birds and trees now?
Yes, I'm afraid so.
By the way, Faiy, I'll have a hamburger. *Shoots large machine which rebuilds universe*
Quote from: Lady Amber on March 31, 2015, 02:32:38 AM
Quote from: Izeroth on March 28, 2015, 10:11:33 PM
What; I'm not allowed to keep birds and trees now?
Yes, I'm afraid so.
By the way, Faiy, I'll have a hamburger. *Shoots large machine which rebuilds universe*
Man, I need a machine like that. Maybe the inhabitants of Happy Friendship Land would finally forgive me for obliterating their universe.
*Shaks head at Iz* ::)
Sam, stop destroying everything! It;s not nice! And mean! And rude! *Is sipping hot chocolate with a stern expression and a hot chocolate mustache*
*Is looking out into the blackness* Uh what happened?
Don't worry guys I fixed it. The repercussions should take effect in just a few seconds. *Looks at self* I should probably change *Goes into the other room and comes back in two seconds dressed in clean cloths my face and hair washed.* There that's better. Now where was I... Oh yes. Who wants corn!
Me!
Puts a plait of corn on the cob on the table. ;D There is butter and old bay and napkins and plaits if you want them in the chest. Just be careful not to disturb the mechanical beetle. He was my neighbors pet but he got away and decided to live in my chest... I still can't cox him out.
*Pulls a janga game out of the chest* Who's up for a game of Janga?
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on March 31, 2015, 03:42:15 PM
*Pulls a janga game out of the chest* Who's up for a game of Janga?
Sure.
Wait everyone just pause real quick! Why are the names of the pages changing???
Read the announcements board. ;D
Just did, lol I thought we had been hacked or something anyway back to the Treehouse. ;D
Lol.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 31, 2015, 02:04:30 AM
*Girl appears in the treehouse* Hello!
I exploded you earlier while trying to explode Amber.
Really?
Yep, look. Sorry.
You killed my hologram.
Dun... Dun... Dun... *brain explodes*
How many Holograms do you posses?
Millions.
*Looks around at all the millions of Russa's and Freddy's* Freaky...
I also have holographic replicas of Jukka and Amber.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 02, 2015, 12:11:40 AM
I also have holographic replicas of Jukka and Amber.
[sarcasm] That isn't weird at all... [/sarcasm]
Really? I thought it was a tiny bit weird...
*revive*
*With this action, Lass brings
@Faiyloe back to life.*
I sure hope so! Faiyloe is awesome!
... Oh wow... This is a really old thread XD XP. Well, hi there. I am still alive.
She is indeed still alive.
-In your heart of stone. ;D
-_-
Lass!
... He's soft on the inside ;D
Not really.
A soft, nougat center.