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Started by The Skarzs, March 12, 2014, 10:09:27 PM

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Russa Nodrey

Look, Freddy, he just shot your hologram.
Freddy

Izeroth

 Enough about the holograms! Ahhhhhhhhgggggg! *Explodes*

Delthion

*Shoots every Freddy in the Universe, hologram and real.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Faiyloe

*Gets into Russa's head and makes her kill Freddy*  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Russa Nodrey

Quote from: Delthion on April 20, 2015, 02:25:27 AM
*Shoots every Freddy in the Universe, hologram and real.*
Delthion, how could you? You just killed my cousin, my uncle, my dad, my second cousin, a kid I met when I was four, Jukka's creepy stalker ex-boyfriend (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=6819.msg348898#msg348898), Amber's dead cat and a dude that works at Pizza Hut!!! NOT TO MENTION MY FROAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Freddy crawls out from under the bed* FREEEEEDDDDYYY!!!!!!!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!!! Yaaaaaaaay!!!!! Whooooohoooo!!! Yeeeeeeeees!!!!! Yaaaay! Yaaaaaaaahaaahaahaa!!! *Is happy*

Quote from: Faiyloe on April 20, 2015, 02:44:37 AM
*Gets into Russa's head and makes her kill Freddy*  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Look, Freddy, she just made me kill your hologram.
Freddy

The Skarzs

. . . Except that if she went into your head she would have made you kill the real Freddy because you knew which one was real.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Russa Nodrey

Freddy hid under the bed. ;D
Freddy

Hickory

*activates jammer that disables every hologram in existence* There you go, shoot all the froads you want.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Faiyloe

Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 20, 2015, 02:29:58 PM
Freddy hid under the bed. ;D

But you knew he hid under the bed therefor I knew he hid under the bed therefor you just killed the real Freddy.
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Russa Nodrey

Nope, I have the real Freddy, see. *Attempts to pick up Freddy* *Arms go through Freddy* Wait, y-y-you're a hologram! F-F-F-FREDDY IS DEAD!!!!! AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT!!!!! *Starts crying* N-no Freddy you're still alive, I know it! You've got to be! H-h-he's probably in my old c-cell! *Runs to my old cell and looks inside* F-Freddy? *Falls to my knees* Freddy.....isn't here.....it's all my fault! Why did you do it, Russa?!?! Why?!?! Russa, you idiot! How could you?! Why did you do it, Russa?!?!?! *Starts sobbing*
Freddy

Faiyloe

Mwahhaaaahahah! Finally! I am rid of the nuisance forever!

*Phil*'You really need to snap out of this you are getting violent'*Phil*

Who cares!

*Phil*'I do, please don't do something you will regret'*Phil*

NEVA!

*Phil*'I hate to do this but,' *Mentally slaps Faiyloe's mental self**Phil*

OW! That actually hurt....

*Phil**Slaps Faiy again**Phill*

OW! Hey!

*Phil**and again**Phil*

OW! STOP IT!

*Phil*'Not untill you snap out of it!'*Phil*

Ok ok ok! I'm better, just stop hitting me!

*Phil*'Good.'*Phil*
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

The Skarzs

:P Right, well. . . Faiy, can you get into the mind of one of the inmates for a second? I need them to do something.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Russa Nodrey

*Freddy climbs out of a bucket* FREDDY!!!!!!!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!!!

YEEEEEEES!!!!!!
YAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
FREEEEEEDDDDDYYYY!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!


*Puts a helmet that's designed to block Faiy's mind-ish powers on*
Freddy

Faiyloe

*gets into sandwiches head and makes him put our brains back in our bodies before reviving Skarzs and locking himself in the closet.* *Revives myself and gets up* There that is much better...
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Russa Nodrey

Freddy