This game, one person posts a sentence, and the second person decides if that person should be committed to an asylum based on that sentence.
The flailing Neptune resounds darkly with the braying of beavers.
(The next person would respond with "Yes" or "No" and then type a sentence of their own.)
Yes.
My name is Delthion and I'm not starting the RP.
Why do I feel like every answer will be "yes"?
Yes.
Will Skarzs ever not be funny?
No.
The moment for which we have been waiting is blue, but that blue is from that which is Behind.
(And by "Yes" it means "Yes you should be committed to an asylum purely based off of the sentence that you just typed.)
Yes.
If I could be a 1 and 1 could be me, then who would be 3?
Yes
What if seven actually ate nine?
No. (I've wondered the same thing... :P)
When will the Rp start? ::)
No
My obsession with vermin is unlike any other obsession for in fact it is grey. Like me. Confusing sometimes though that may be I must admit I find mustelids superior to felines and canines, that's cats and dogs. Oh look! It's raining cats and dogs!
...No...
I've read BaW, ARR, TGW, and Sixclaw...
No
I spend a great deal of time crafting interesting and unique scenarios for my characters to experience in sometimes painful ways. Strangely enough the art of sanitation and posteriorial positioning are often experiences my characters experience in various ways.
No.
I want a bag of candy with worms and dirt drinking them with straws while I eat none of them if possible...
Unfortunately, yes.
Do you find it odd that despite all of the effort I put into creating confusing and sometimes nonsensical, such as this green answer, commentations upon this intriguing debate of universal magnitude that I still appear to be sane. Quite an oxymoron.
Nope.
Is Grey insane?
Yes.
Merely the suggestion that I lack sanity is positively offensive, insensitive and worthy of worship.
Yes.
Is the RP going to start soon? Or will a tornado hit it?
No
I profess that the RP frightens and excites me in equal measure.
No.
I haven't actually written nothing for anything, but I have written something for nothing.
Nope.
The moors of the Waste, lie upon That Which is Grey, yet the greyness of it contains man's utmost terror, and utmost joy.
No.
Does anyone here like Redwall?
No.
The utmost blackness of the elder ones, and the blue of your eye, are one.
Inside nothing is everything, yet if anything wasn't nothing, then how is nothing not everything?
Erm, no?
Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled peppers
Nope.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
No.
The spin of the wheel matches the light which comes from the dark. The dark is that which man calls round.
Er...I'd like to say no, but Yes.
Are we supposed to say something confusing? Or is it what's confusing is that we are confusingly to not say?
No
Everyone should be vegan
No.
The greyness of red brings the thistle.
Yes
Red has no greyness, likewise grey has no redness. Grey does not blush, Grey does not go pink. Grey has no colour but grey.
No.
I hate pizza with pineapples.
YES!!!!!!!!
Pineapple is the perfect combination for pizza. Together they make p-p.
YES!
Italians will kill and die for a world without pineapple pizza!
Yes
Pizza used to be a peasants dish. And peasants used to add cow dung to bread to make it nutritious. 'Nuff said.
No.
All right. You win.
No.
The truth is true, but more often than not it shall not set you free
No.
The bride of the Demon weeps insanely into the night for pure joy.
Yes.
Without all three of conviction, reason and emotion, no action matters.
No because your statement made sensez yes because it's not necessarily true...
Demonic weeping is often misleading and designed to beguile he who oh does see it .
No.
If we are but not anything than what is something that nothing is a part of everything?
Nope.
Grey is red and red is blue, which is green and yellow too.
No, it does make you sound like Dr. Seuss though...
The linear development of matter increases exponentially with your dietary involvement with the Sphinx.
No.
Happy Herman ate several pounds of haggis.
Yes. Happy Herman isn't real...
Johnny Jon John Joan Joined The Justly Jonny Jogging Jones.
Err...No?
The sky is grey though sometimes pink,
But if it was red just what would you think?
If red wasn't blue, yet blue was yellow,
Would we be able to find the banana fellow?
No, your just Dr. Seuss. ;D
The moon shifts at dusk, the greyness beneath is known only by the shambling jingle of the bells of noon.
No
Thunder, feel the thunder!
YES! (Just kidding)
Tungro isn't yet is somewhat not incredibly crazy not every time.
Yes {not kidding :P}
No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned and no escape.
No.
"I like half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half you half as well as you deserve."
Not at all!
The deep moon-mines of Kouranis wax pale in the ever fading dew of elder Earth, the convulsions of the Ever-Mother groan as she screams inanely into the abyssal night.
Nope.
There may be a day that I might not like Lord of the Rings....
BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!
Actually, that day will never come.
No.
Ducks eating mangoes are evil, but mangoes eating ducks is a wonderful thing that will save the world because ducks often catch demon pox and touching a mango is extremely lucky.
YES!!!
Twenty tousled terrible tarantulas tricked Tungro.
no.
"We all have a breaking point. Everybody does, physically, emotionally, mentally, it all can snap in half if you say the right words or take the right action. Some people have a long time before they break, and some have a shorter time. But for me, it broke the moment I was born. And it is only a matter of time before I find yours."
No but... you should probably become a sailor.
You should always close the door of the tent at night because, if you don't, you'll be arrested by the king of Persia.
No.
Eat worms with your bananas because they'll keep monkeys from stealing them.
No.
Jugs are better if they're blue.
No.
Cookies are also better when they're blue. As are pancakes, coke, and almost everything.
...nah.
Coke is disgusting. If it's blue, it might dissuade people from drinking it.
No.
The emptiness of time shatters the twice-made folds of waste.
Yes.
Penguins sadly won't live forever. (This is your cue,
@shisteer of nothing much ;))
Yes. How would you know that they aren't immortal?
Penguins are awesome. Mangoes are awesome. Ducks are EVIL.
Commit her.
(I would know. I have seen penguin corpses, sooooooo...)
I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda. Waffles to whoever gets that reference!
How dare you. Yes, you are committed for doubting the immortality of penguins.
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Bison from Buffalo, which other bison from Buffalo confuse, confuse the bison from Buffalo. Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
No.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 15, 2019, 12:09:42 AM
Penguins sadly won't live forever. (This is your cue, @shisteer of nothing much ;))
*drops Sebias into the ocean to fight the immortal penguins*
Everybody's got a water buffalo, yours is fast and mine is slow. Where did we get them? I don't know but everyone's got a water buffalo. Oooroooohhh!
No. That seems to me like a quote from somewhere. I wonder why that could be.
Tell me the duck story. Why would you want to hear about bloodthirsty little beasts? Fine.
(Bum bum bum, ba-dum ba-dum) Sounds like Rubbadub from the Long Patrol, if you ask me.
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand Why lemonade? Pineapple Fanta is a lot better.
And he said to the man, running the stand Let's hope the man isn't a Herondale.
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?" Sure you don't want poultry pie? As a cannibal duck and all?
The man said I'm surprised he isn't shouting, or at least sounding surprised.
"No, we just sell lemonade. But it's cold Just lemonade? When there's coffee, pineapple Fanta, bergamot tea...
And it's fresh But soon it won't be because nobody will want to buy it.
And it's all home-made. Can I get you a glass?" I'm trying to imagine a duck drinking from a glass.
The duck said Yes, this is a speaking duck if you didn't already know. Maybe it's from Narnia?
"I'll pass." Probably because he will struggle to drink out of a glass.
I would say no but...
Quote from: Booklover on November 16, 2019, 10:58:00 AM
Why lemonade? Pineapple Fanta is a lot better.
This statement is completely false. Therefore, yes. Into the cells!
My nose would look better if it was that orange-y teal colour.
No.
Flamboyance, the antithesis of blue.
No.
Opera is the best kind of music, besides bagpipes.
🤨 I'm gonna have to say yes.
LiFe Is PoInTlEsS!
No. It sometimes seems like that.
The Central African Republic has become less obscure due to its obscurity.
Absolutely!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar should be destroyed
and so should you!
Of course. How dare you commit me for my not pointless
Pointless reference!
Roses are white.
Violets are violet.
Spoiler
Primrose and Laterose,
Ave atque vale
No.
The mourning whale of eternity explicitly warns the meaninglessness of the ever-waning goat-caller.
No.
A sperm whale has been reported dead after it crash landed on a long lost planet that was used to build planets. A bowl of petunias landed nearby, with a piece of paper that says not again in large, but untidy, writing.
No.
It is a not so commonly known fact that apricots should be eaten with nutmeg.
No.
Facts are facts. Fiction is fiction. My penguins are real penguins.
Yes
A lie can become truth if you lie hard enough.
I have to say yes, because you doubt the power of Felix Philip.
Penguins are awesome.
YES
I am going to go shoot a penguin.
YES! Take him away, now!
Killing a penguin would be murder.
Yes
It's not murder, It's poaching.
Yes, the second it's should be lower case. (other than that, no)
Eggs are best stolen with tomato stuff.
Yes...
I LIVE, I DIE, I LIVE AGAIN! I WILL RIDE ETERNAL, SHINY AND CHROME, RIDING ETERNAL TO VALHALLA!!!!!
WHAT A DAY, WHAT A LOVELY DAY!!!!!!
Yes. Only because you didn't choose to either commit or not commit Teer.
Pineapple on pizza is the best! Mangoes are awesome! Ducks are evil!
Fixed it!
So One-Eye is the secret guest who spies on us.
Quote from: Booklover on December 23, 2019, 10:01:30 AM
Pineapple on pizza is the best! Mangoes are awesome! Ducks are evil!
Definitely (Don't really have anything against Mangoes though)
If there were as many porcupines as there are mosquitoes, they would probably have taken over the world by now.
Statistically correct, so no.
Mad Max: Fury Road is better that any LoTR movie.
Having never watched Mad Max: Fury Road, I cannot really answer. However, LotR is awesome, so probably yes.
Books are 99.99% of the time better than movies.
T'is true, so no
Ducks are just air fish.
...no?
Yeet cannon!
Yes.
I can't think of anything crazy enough to get me committed.
Nope.
Sebias is actually humble. (This should be good. :laugh:)
Absolutely.
Glar. Glar. Glar in the jar. Glar. Glar. Tree. Glah.