Poll
Question:
Do you want to adopt Paul? (Paul's vote counts as two) (
Option 1: Yes
votes: 0
Option 2: No
votes: 2
Option 3: I don't know.
votes: 2
Option 4: Heck no!
votes: 3
Option 5: Yesyesyesyes yes, please, kind sir, Jack!
votes: 1
Option 6: I know who should...
votes: 3
GO GET YOURSELVES ADOPTED!
Adoptions
Up for adoption/ orphans
No one at the moment.
Yes please
By who? And they have to agree.
I want to be your not so faithful cat.
That's not an adoption. Go talk to someone else
Ok then 1 sec imma make a pet adoption center. Boom done.
I'm pretty sure me, One-Eye, MathLuk and Sebias are all bros...
Ok then can I be a 'bros' too?
I suppose... And I consider Keldor part of the family too...
Alright I'll edit.
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 19, 2019, 09:14:12 PM
I'm pretty sure me, One-Eye, MathLuk and Sebias are all bros...
Yup. ;D
Welcome to th' family, Jack and Keldor! :laugh:
*I welcome myself*
*Is huddled on the front steps of the orphanage in a wicker basket with nothing but a blanket, some stale animal crackers, and a note that reads "This is Russa. Please give her a good home and lots of burritos." *
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 19, 2019, 10:52:19 PM
*Is huddled on the front steps of the orphanage in a wicker basket with nothing but a blanket, some stale animal crackers, and a note that reads "This is Russa. Please give her a good home and lots of burritos." *
Awwww! Can we keep it?
Yes. Who wants to adopt 'it'?
If no one says anything we'll all take care of her here, at the orphanage until someone does.
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 19, 2019, 11:00:59 PM
Yes. Who wants to adopt 'it'?
If no one says anything we'll all take care of her here, at the orphanage until someone does.
Yeah! *Hops up and down* We could feed it, clean it, teach it tricks, and all of that fun stuff! ;D
So we're keeping her in the orphanage until she's claimed?
Oh yeah, if anyone wants to be adopted just say so and I'll put you up for adoption and we'll take care of you until that happens.
I guess. That's what the note says.
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 19, 2019, 09:14:12 PM
I'm pretty sure me, One-Eye, MathLuk and Sebias are all bros...
You guys are a lot nicer than my real siblings...
All right, Russa, come here. Sebbie's gonna teach you some tricks!
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 19, 2019, 11:04:57 PM
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 19, 2019, 09:14:12 PM
I'm pretty sure me, One-Eye, MathLuk and Sebias are all bros...
You guys are a lot nicer than my real siblings...
Thanks, One-Eye. *Hugs One-Eye*
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 19, 2019, 11:05:04 PM
All right, Russa, come here. Sebbie's gonna teach you some tricks!
Here, kitty kitty!
Burrito. O.O
*Sits up and eats the burrito*
I think 'it' is a girl. ;D
I thought it was an 'It'. ;D
Hmm, maybe we should teach the Russa to speak so it can tell us itself.
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 19, 2019, 11:23:48 PM
Hmm, maybe we should teach the Russa to speak so it can tell us itself.
Good idea.
Russa? Want another burrito? Tell us if you're a boy, girl or an It?
I'm a girl. Now, where's my burrito?
*Pulls out a burrito* Here you go!
*Devours burrito* Yum.
Dies of food poisoning.
*Cries*
*Stabs Paul*
You killed our, uh, person!
I am. . . Confused.
I said that you were my adopted forum sister and they did this. . .
Yes we did.
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 20, 2019, 10:58:25 PM
I said that you were my adopted forum sister and they did this. . .
*Blinks*
Yeah.
Y'all got another burrito for me?
*Hands Russa a burrito*
Won't anyone adopt
@Russa Nodrey?
I just had a thought... Why would One-Eye let his "wife" go up for adoption? :P
Ach...*Hovlz in confuzion*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 22, 2019, 08:36:23 PM
Ach...*Hovlz in confuzion*
One-Eye is shipped with Russa, and Russa put herself up for adoption. (It's actually a pretty complex family tree.) :P
Or iz it actually a family buzh, or may'apz zin' o' zeaveed?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 22, 2019, 08:53:28 PM
Or iz it actually a family buzh, or may'apz zin' o' zeaveed?
With them... It actually could be possible. :laugh:
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 22, 2019, 08:37:54 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 22, 2019, 08:36:23 PM
Ach...*Hovlz in confuzion*
One-Eye is shipped with Russa, and Russa put herself up for adoption. (It's actually a pretty complex family tree.) :P
Russa and I got separated. I died, remember? That makes her a widow. I got better, but coming back from the dead does not unwidow somebeast.
Listen to the boi.
Um..yeah... I dont think so One-Eye :D U might have to take that to court ;)
*Light glints off a nasty curved knife hidden in my shoulder pouch* what? Why would I do that?
Because u r trying to claim that you're not married to Russa ;) You're shrinking from your husband duties? ;D
I am legally dead. a feuneral was held. Tell me, how is dying saving her and living a revived life shrinking from duties, after I DIED?
New poll!
Voted!
Does anyone disagree with Sebias adopting Russa?
As a parent or as a brother?
She's a girl.
*Copies.*
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 24, 2019, 11:01:36 PM
She's a girl.
I was referring to Sebias being her brother or her parent...
Lol.
Quote from: Tungro on June 25, 2019, 12:51:24 PM
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 24, 2019, 11:01:36 PM
She's a girl.
I was referring to Sebias being her brother or her parent...
Oh. Anyway, I don't know. Who else wants to adopt her, as a parent I believe.
Quote from: Tungro on June 24, 2019, 10:30:27 PM
As a parent or as a brother?
I thought brother...but being a parent would work. ;D
Sebias isn't mature enough to be a parent...
Clearly, Russa should be Sebias's adopted mother.
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 26, 2019, 12:51:42 PM
Clearly, Russa should be Sebias's adopted mother.
I would support that.
That's why I was more like thinking brother....
But then you'd be the baby brother she has to basically raise. And I don't think Russa wants to change your diapers...
Sebias, why do you wear diapers?
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 26, 2019, 05:25:58 PM
Sebias, why do you wear diapers?
Same reason why you where yours. :P
Coz you're both big babies...
Imagine a diaper made to fit a troll :P
Well, other trolls made it most likely.
Oh boy! Maybe I should just adopt her :D
Lol
New poll!
Sorry for the double post, but so far it looks like Tungro's going to get Russa...
He is rather mature
Might be a better choice than Sebias...
This feels wrong.
I have officially decided to adopt myself. *Rides away on a goat*
^^^Hahaha :D That would prolly be safest ^-^
Alright then. No one gets Russa! Now, who else wants to be adopted?
Note: Voting has ow been locked.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 30, 2019, 11:29:07 PM
I have officially decided to adopt myself. *Rides away on a goat*
Good idea. ;D *Throws the goat a carrot*
So er- who's getting adopted?
Who wants to get adopted?
Anyone?
Anyone wanna tag someone?
@Jack the Quick needs a responsible adult to mentor him
^_•
;D
Alright then. Tungro wants to get adopted. Who wants to adopt him?
Russa?
I am not responsible enough. I would usurp his kingdom...
He does look in need of guidance...But I'm not sure if I would be able to :D
Tungro is no longer up for adoption. Who wants to be adopted now?
Yes who needs a good home? :D
You.
Quote from: Jack the Quick on July 03, 2019, 12:38:27 AM
You.
Mwa??? I'd be too much for any of y'all to handle :D
Not if I put you in a straightjacket.
You'd have to have duct tape too! ;D
Not duct tape. FLEX TAPE.
Don't get smart on us, young man.
Quote from: PaulTheMarlfox on July 04, 2019, 02:55:37 AM
Not duct tape. FLEX TAPE.
(https://www.t-nation.com/system/publishing/article_assets/7641/original/Tape-2.jpg?ts=1520882089)
Flex tape.
For the win.
💪
No one wants to adopt Paul. He is unloved.
(Sorry ;D)
o______o
I don't need your love or support
*Throws love and support at Paul anyway.*
*Throws baked goods at Paul because that's the same thing*
Nice.
I said I don't need it. does not mean I don't want it. *Munches on baked goods.*
Well, just as well I gave you some, then.
@Jack the Quick, can somebody adopt Rippy? Please?
I thought Corn did?
*A bundle of very small and rare Lassies have been left on the door step of the orphanage, with freezing wind blowing around them, the giggle of tiny ottersquirrels drew close to their inevitable doom.*
[To be clear, Lassies are not me, but I am a Lassie]
*except it's like, spring.*
Quote from: lass of something much on May 24, 2021, 01:32:40 PM
*A bundle of very small and rare Lassies have been left on the door step of the orphanage, with freezing wind blowing around them, the giggle of tiny ottersquirrels drew close to their inevitable doom.*
[To be clear, Lassies are not me, but I am a Lassie]
*wants to adopt one of them*
Quote from: Verdauga on May 24, 2021, 01:33:33 PM
*except it's like, spring.*
(We had snow over here.. Plus, it's the cellars)
*decides to adopt the rowdiest, most mischieviest Lassie in the bunch*
*The aforementioned Lassie pokes Flib in the eye*
Quote from: lass of something much on May 27, 2021, 02:15:42 AM
*The aforementioned Lassie pokes Flib in the eye*
*has had way worse and doesn't mind*
*The evil little Lassie zooms around, jumping on and over people*
*grabs the little Lassie, and starts tickling it*
*The Lassie pulls out a gun*
*Pulls off the mask the evil Lassie is wearing.* Gasp! It's actually a little Scottie!
Quote from: lass of something much on June 14, 2021, 07:22:03 AM
*The Lassie pulls out a gun*
Bad Lassie. You're not licensed to have that.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 14, 2021, 03:30:01 PM
*Pulls off the mask the evil Lassie is wearing.* Gasp! It's actually a little Scottie!
*The Lassie pulls off the Scott mask that Kade just put on her, before smacking Kade. She then pulled out a gun license *
Oh! I was looking for that!
You'd better give that gun license back to Verdauga. He's a loop, y'know.
*The evil little Lassie shoots Verdie in the ribs, reloads and shoots Flib's footpaw*
*Challenge accepted* >:D
*Rushes smol Lass, and attempts to pin her hands to her sides, and trap her...*
*The evil Lassie slashes at Ally, then jumped out of range *
Quote from: lass of something much on June 26, 2021, 04:38:00 AM
*The evil little Lassie shoots Verdie in the ribs, reloads and shoots Flib's footpaw*
*Which footpaw? Left or right? Guess...*
Quote from: lass of something much on June 26, 2021, 01:42:01 PM
*The evil Lassie slashes at Ally, then jumped out of range *
*races after the Lassie* Oi, come back here, y'little miscreant!
Quote from: lass of something much on June 26, 2021, 01:42:01 PM
*The evil Lassie slashes at Ally, then jumped out of range *
>:D... *Pulls a 22 LR*
I'm
great with children! :)
Good for you. I'm not. I don't know
anything about smol children. :(
...Wait, isn't that
@Skully's .22 LR?
No? It's mine.
*sus...*
Whomst hath summoned the ancient one
Me.
*Takes Lass' gun and gun license from her.*
That hurt.
*Verd's gun takes Verd away*
I'm not carrying it at the moment, so that's awkward.
It was carrying you.
*Verd's gun throws Verd into a nearby pond*
Quote from: Verdauga on June 26, 2021, 05:30:31 PM
*Takes Lass' gun and gun license from her.*
That hurt.
*The evil little (Yet unnamed) Lassie takes it back and bounds away*
*Teleports the smol lassie into a smol cell.*
*Gives the cell anti-magic protection*
*Now has both my gun, Lass' gun and gun license, and soaked clothes.*
*Leaves the topic with all four of these.*
"Sooooo...who do I talk to about adoption?"
The real question is, which one of you lucky chooks wants to be adopted by me? ^-^
Now, sir, I know this is a little insensitive, but it might not be the best idea for you to adopt anyone...based on...prior statements you've made, and events that have occurred.
I'm sure I don't know what you're referring to. I'm a wonderful parent.
Now, who wants to be adopted? *Smiles winningly.*
Quote from: Ally046 on June 28, 2021, 04:16:34 AM
*Teleports the smol lassie into a smol cell.*
*Gives the cell anti-magic protection*
(OOC: Lassies
are magic, anti-magic anything not only kills, but it would make you no longer exist entirely....Also Verd, you never had the yet to be named Lassie's gun or license, end of story. )
Oh? :o
Quote from: Ally046 on June 28, 2021, 04:16:34 AM
*Teleports the smol lassie into a smol cell.*
*Gives the cell anti-magic protection*
Quote from: Ally046 on June 28, 2021, 04:09:56 PM
"Sooooo...who do I talk to about adoption?"
*Winning smile intensifies.*
Ummmmm... >8(
< - <
> - >
Help? 8(
*helps*
*flings Kade into nearby pond*
Quote from: Verdauga on June 28, 2021, 12:45:42 PM
*Now has both my gun, Lass' gun and gun license, and soaked clothes.*
*Leaves the topic with all four of these.*
*And a strand of duckweed caught in your hair*
*Is far too stronk for that.*
*Winning smile intensifies.*
*Shoots the winning smile*
You forgot to add the full stops.
Like this:
.................................................
No, I didn't. 8D
I don't work like dat. :giggle:
You do now
*Eyebrow raise*
Don't be shy now, come and be adopted! I make for a wonderful parent ^_^
*hides*
*yells from hiding place* I don't want to be adopted by an Otterbadger! And- and besides, I already have two adoptive parents: Corny is my mum, and Dann is my dad!
Eh, Corn is more like the forum Broodmother, and Dann is the forum Dann.
Plus, Otterbadgers are awesome! I should know.
*Jusps into the thread* Com and Dand and my parents too! :D
Quote from: lass of something much on July 02, 2021, 12:44:22 AM
*Jumps into the thread* Corn and Dann are my parents too! :D
*Grammar Nazi activates*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 01, 2021, 06:33:08 PM
Eh, Corn is more like the forum Broodmother, and Dann is the forum Dann.
Plus, Otterbadgers are awesome! I should know.
You're biased.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 02, 2021, 10:45:58 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 02, 2021, 12:44:22 AM
*Jusps into the thread* Com and Dannd are my parents too! :D
*Grammar Nazi activates*
That is literally nothing to do with grammar, they're nicknames...
But "jusps" isn't a nickname.
Mhm. ;)
*sus*
*Pokes Flib*
*pokes Ally*
☹️
*Opens arms wide, invitingly. Winning smile intensifies.*
*Slaps Kade*☹️
*high fives Ally*
*also slaps Kade*
*Eats the pair.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 07, 2021, 06:25:24 PM
*Eats the pair...*
...of shoes.
*fires a pear at the Otterbadger*
Yummy yummy younglings.
:(
*Dies*
Well yeah.
*Slaps Kade*
*One of the baby Lassies comes out of the box and waddles up to Kade*
Dath?
*knocks Kade into the next century*
*The Lassie looks very traumatized*
I am a very traumatising person. I once dumped a pailful of water over someone's head for calling me a pickleface. (Luckily, it was a hot day outside. But said person was still quite furious.)
*Still currently resides in this century.*
*Picks up the baby Lassie.* What was that now, little'un?
Kade, go and take a bath.
I'm an exceptionally clean Otterbadger, thank you.
*empties a bucket of mud over Kade* You need a bath now!
*Is so exceptionally clean that the mud bounces off the manly Otterbadger fur and flies back at Flib.*
*dodge roll*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 06, 2021, 03:13:43 PM
*Opens arms wide, invitingly. Winning smile intensifies.*
So your face has split by now? From smiling?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 09, 2021, 02:54:39 PM
*Still currently resides in this century.*
*Picks up the baby Lassie.* What was that now, little'un?
*The small thing pokes Kade with a scrubbing brush*
I'mma c'ean you!
Good chook. He needs to get all that mud scrubbed off him soon, before he turns into a clay statue.
Is Chook?
Yes, you're a chook, Lassie. I meant that Kade needs to be cleaned.
*The Lassie who thinks she is called Chook continues scubbing Kade happily*
You're doing a good job. :)
*Happy Chook sounds*
*aww* ^-^
Quote from: lass of something much on July 12, 2021, 11:57:09 AM
*The Lassie who thinks she is called Chook continues scubbing Kade happily*
*Nose is now shining like a disco ball from how clean it is.* Thank you dear.
*Slaps the shine right off of Kade's face*
THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR. BAD ALLY. >:(
*Eats Ally.* It's ok.
*Stabs Kade's Insides with my poison daggers*
Yummy.
BAD BAD SILLY WICKED CHOOK ALLY! BEHAVE!
Quote from: Ally046 on July 21, 2021, 06:47:40 AM
*Stabs Kade's Insides with my poison daggers*
Ally...
Now, who wants to be adopted? :)
.........*Chook hides*
*Signs the papers and adopts Kade.*
Those are illegitimate papers. I am my own, thank you.
Not anymore ^-^
*Takes a look at the papers.*
...this is car loan paperwork? Looks like you just bought a 2013 Honda Civic. Kind of a random choice, but eh.
Are you a Honda Civic, Kade?
Curses, I've been found out. On top of being an Otterbadger, I'm also a Transformer.
*hides from the talking car*
Silly goose, I'm not actually a transformer.
I'd never tell you my real secret, which is *****REDACTED*****
*sus*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 24, 2021, 03:14:21 PM
Silly goose, I'm not actually a transformer.
I'd never tell you my real secret, which is *****REDACTED*****
...May it be, when darkness falls,
Your heart will be true...
(From a very nice elvish song)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 24, 2021, 03:14:21 PM
Silly goose, I'm not actually a transformer.
I'd never tell you my real secret, which is *****REDACTED*****
I'm a transformer. Apparently.
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on July 24, 2021, 09:47:35 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 24, 2021, 03:14:21 PM
Silly goose, I'm not actually a transformer.
I'd never tell you my real secret, which is *****REDACTED*****
...May it be, when darkness falls,
Your heart will be true...
(From a very nice elvish song)
You and your ridiculous elvish songs.
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on July 21, 2021, 07:48:14 PM
BAD BAD SILLY WICKED CHOOK ALLY! BEHAVE!
NEVER!
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 21, 2021, 08:48:09 PM
Quote from: Ally046 on July 21, 2021, 06:47:40 AM
*Stabs Kade's Insides with my poison daggers*
Ally...
Wha?
Now...who do I speak to about adopting one of these...wonderful little dibbuns?
Yum yum in my tum tum.