Chose an army of creatures! In you first post, chose you creatures, and fight! NO OVERPOWERED CREATURES. Example: an army of sharks with laser beams, as much as I would love to see that. You may make alliances with others and flatten your enemies! All attacks must hit, but they can't be attacks that wipe out and entire army, because these armies are infinite! Mawhahaha!
W0NWILL'S army: hares
Weapons (three max): Grenades, longbows, and swords
Rainshadow's army: wildcats
Weapons: bows, swords, javelins
Redwallfan7's army: otters
Weapons: bows, slings, daggers
Abbotalf0805's army: mice
Weapons: swords, slings, daggers
Tiria wildlough's army: ferrets
Weapons: golf clubs, tasters, flamethrowers
Leatho Shellhound's army: opossums
Weapons: Swords, flashlights, a canon
rusvulthesaber's army: foxes and wolves
Weapons: arrows, swords, and spears.
Skipper's army: Otters
Weapons: Exploding chickens, ?, ?
Vilu Daskar's army: Searats
Weapons: Swords, spears, ?
Alliances: AbbotAlf0805+W0NWILL, Rainshadow+Skipper, W0NWILL+rusvulthesabre, Tiria Wildlough+Leatho Shellhound, Redwallfan7+W0NWILL
Redwallfan7's army: Otters
Weapons: bows and arrows, slings, and daggers
HARES! LOAD YOUR BOWS... SHOOT! *several otters fall*
Otters! Notch your bows! *three of my otters fire arrow after arrow at hares, slaying three of them* ;D
First half, CHARGE! Second half, SHOOT! *a few more otters die*
No, my beautiful otters!
second rank, fire! * more otters fire slings and now and arrows, killing half of the hare army*
Abbot Alf's Army:
Mice
Weapons, swords, slings, daggers.
Numbers don't matter, the armies are infinite, each creature killed is replaced, doing the exact same thing that they were doing before. I also have to leave soon.
"Keep on shooting! CHARGE!"
*the hares have reached the otters*
*the hares and otters fight, my otters kill two more* ha ha, couldn't resist ;)
from the top of a hill Davidari the Warrior stood at the front of his army and yelled, "Martin!!!!" My mice army charges at you guys.
*I open a box, eight mini ninja fighting otters come out to do battle*.
My mice jump on the otters and kill some.
Shadow Wildfire joins the skirmish with her army of wildcats. She raises her dagger into the air and shouts "WILDFIIIIIRRRRRREEE!!!!" They charge down the hills and attack anyone in sight.
Otters kick out their footpads at the wildcats*
My army: ferrets!!
*attacks the wildcats*
My Arny of Mice attack the ferrets killing some of them.
WILDFIIIIIRRRRREEEEE!!!!!!
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3pWCVt_KnR4/SW5rJ0HvXgI/AAAAAAAAAIY/YLOFR5Eg06A/s1600/cat-attack.jpg)
(http://farm1.staticflickr.com/218/477317000_d7355d44aa_z.jpg)
Er, yes. That is an otter.
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zle-hudxi4w/0.jpg)
And for any squirrel fans joining in, this is a warning
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TvGscPZX6ws/TKmefACnl9I/AAAAAAAAApQ/KXPkrRzY3ck/s1600/cat_squirrel.jpg)
*an otter pokes holes in the back of a wildcat with a javelin, drawing blood* Ha!
*slays more wildcats*
There was no picture of a cat attacking a ferret! ;D
*three otters slay three hares*
Mice tearing ferrets apart.
Ferrets tearing mice apart!
vice versa!
Hares aint rabbits, doncha know. The hare army charges the ferrets. "BLOOD'N'VINIGER!!!
*the otter army charges at the hares and wildcats*
Otters, do you wish to be allies? Kill the ferrets!
very well *otters and hares charge with their javelins and boss and arrows*
Charge the cats! Rainshadow's online!
*foir otters throw their pikes, slaying a lot of ferrets and cats*
Hares shoot their bows, slaying several wildcats
*otters get more direct hits at the ferrets with their bow and arrows*
Hares box the ears off the cats
Redwaaaallll! * the otters tear off the tails of the ferrets*
The hares cut the tails off a few cats
"Archers! Ready! FIRE!!!" Wildcat archers shoot at hares and otters. "WILDFIIIIIRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!" Sword wielding wildcats run into the midst of things, hacking away at ferrets. Shadow runs down the hill with her flaming sword. "FIRE ARROWS!!!" Wildcat archers shoot fire arrows at mice. "JAVELINS! FLAME UP!!!" Javelins get lit on fire, then thrown at hares.
*otters fire shaft after shaft the wildcats, getting a few direct hits* Redwaaalll! Hyah! hiyuh!
Shadow and her troops run out to meet the otters in battle. Shadow comes up to the leader and shouts, "Truce?"
That works. Let's leave the armies alone while the commander isn't around.
NO TRUCE!
Ok
OOC: Okay for W0NWILL's idea, or for truce?
BIC: The wildcats shot flaming arrows at mice. "SWORDS ABLAZE!!!!" The wildcats lit the swords and started hacking at ferrets.
Neither tiria or abbotalf are here, therefor, their armies don't exist for now
Hares, swords ready! CHARGE!
*otters charge* Redwaaallll!
EUAAALIAAA!
Redwaaalll! *an otter lands a direct hit at a ferret with her bow and arrow*
The hares box the stuffing out of some ferrets
The ferrets whack the stuffing out of some hares with their golf clubs.
*the otters whack out the ferret's eye balls with their javelins*
golf clubs? lol
Hares, charge yon ferrets!
The ferrets kick the otters' fat tails. They also kick the hares' bobbly tails.
*the otters charge at the ferrets, with hotroot pepper bombs* ;D
Hares charge the ferrets, yelling Blueberry Scones!
Um Tiria I thought you liked otters. Oh well, Leatho comes into the fight.
*otters throw the bombs, blinding the ferrets* Take that!
Ok well I am a one man army....leatho shellhound.
Naw, you have an infinite army of any creatures!
Hares dart in and kill several ferrets
and army of Opossums
Cool. What's your weapons?
Hares, SHOOT!
*Several opossums fall down dead*
swords and flashlights.
*No the were only playing dead they jump up and kill some hares with their swords.*
(http://www.images.asidatabuilder.com/images/prodimgs/5560000/5567010.jpg)
You get one more.
ARRGH! Kill the possums!
And my last one is a big canon.(http://www.craftsmanshipmuseum.com/images/HowCanon.jpg)
Oh dear.
ARRGH!
*otters throw pepper bombs, with peppers and pepper spray*
Y'know, from now on, you can have as many weapons as you want! (as long as they don't exceed three) Anything goes! Okay, not anything, don't want any sharks with laser beams ;)
"How does this work?" *hare sticks his head in the canon.*
I couldn't resist, blow his head off!
My ferrets favour golf clubs, but they also use tasers and flamethrowers.
*tasers the opossums*
Hey the canon was my idea,
*The Opossums wack the ferrets with their flashlights and stab with their swords and blow them up with their big golden canon.*
"Plug the canon!" several hares jump in the canon and the rest go all out on the possums.
*But the Opossums turn their flashlights on and the hares run away, the Opossums unplug the canon and fire into the hares.* KABOOM!!!!!!!!
Err, what's with the flashlights?
The hare shoot the possums with bows
*Otters tie spicy hotroot pepper bombs to the ends of the arrows. They throw them at the wildcats*
Death to the wildcats!
Death to them!* otters and hares start charging*
Let's kill the ferrets, Tiria's on.
Death to the ferrets!
I have to leave.
*ferrets throw flames at the wildcats*
YAHARR! Death to the wildcats!
General alliance against wildcats?
*Shoots the wildcats*
Nah, that's not really fair.
*blasts the other armies with flames and a shower of golf clubs*
*ferrets fill the cannon with sand*
*Hare sticks his head in the canon*
Heeheehee...
*ferrets light the cannon and the hare flies away in a shower of sand*
"Hey chaps, I'm a sand monster!"
Hare walks like a zombie and the ferrets double over laughing. And the hares go in and kill them.
And the ferrets kill some hares in return.
"Lookit chaps! There's Photocopy! Get him/her!"
(Photocopy's a him. He's my ferret general.)
*Photocopy dodges and tasers all the hares*
Photocopy can't taser all the hares! I have to go, it is late here.
My hare generals, Tila and Castiona, go against Photocopy, Castiona has every weapon known to man, (pretty much every weapon) and Tila is a boxing hare.
Shadow yells to W0NWILL, "Truce?"
Redwaaallll! * more otters throw pepper bombs at the wildcats*
*ferrets throw flames at the otters*
Wildcats shoot flaming arrows at otters.
*Otters injure more ferrets and cats with their javlins*
Wildcat swordsbeasts light their swords on fire and start attacking the ferrets and otters.
The ferrets fight back with white-hot golf clubs.
rusvulthesaber's army: foxes and wolves with arrows, swords, and spears. wolves are acting cavalry.
rusvul:INTO YOUR RANKS! ARCHERS BACK THREE RANKS, SWORDS FRONT, SPEARS BEHIND!
rusvul: ARCHERS! FIRST RANK, FIRE! FALL BACK, RELOAD, SECOND RANK FIRE, FALL BACK, RELOAD, THIRD RANK FIRE, FALL BACK, RELOAD, FIRST RANK FIRE, FALL BACK RELOAD etc. *more ferrets with golf clubs fall with each volley*
rusvul: CAVALRY CHARGE! CAVALRY WHEEL AND RETREAT! CHARGE, WHEEL, RETREAT, CHARGE WHEEL, RETREAT! *lots of ferrets, cats, and otters fall from the charges and arrows, but wolves and foxes are getting hurt badly and dying*
rusvul: RETREAT! RETREAT ALL! TORTISE FORMATION! * all cavalry come back, swords and spears raise their shields into an effective wall, middle ranks raise their shields above their heads, forming a roof. all enemy fire is repelled.*
this is what an organized army is like to fight MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA we will defeat your rambling hordes, you have numbers but we have training MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Sigh* I can see you all need abit of help from my otters.
Otters advance avoidinbg EVERYTHING being throw or used against them. Otters get exploding clock-work chickens and turn the (turner thing?) and watch as the chickens march towards the enemy and blow up.
Wildcats advance towards Skipper's otters and set to them with their flaming swords.
Time to break my own rules.
Hares lob some grenades at the wolves and foxes, they come to a rest just in front of them.
Boom!
The otters raise their Shields and fire burning arrows at the little Kitty's.
truce skipper?
FERRETS! Attack the foxes and wolves!!!!!!
*ferrets taser all the foxes and wolves*
Hares join the ferrets against the foxes and wolves.
Aye lad, Truce.
Truce Skippy? Er, I mean, Skipper?
I accept, miss kittypet, er I mean Rainshadow :)
Bwahahahaaaa!
Sorry, had to do my manaical laugh, because I will kill you! *looks at weapons* Er, I will kill your enemies!
Bwahaahaahaaaa!
cavalry charges, while the rest go into orb formation so nobody can sneak up behind them, swords fighting everyone, spears poking them overhead, arrows going over spears and swords. periodically they cycle out so nobody is fighting for too long. other armies start to get tired and die. also our warcry isnt helping, the primeval howl of wolves puts fear into even the bravest kitt- er, i mean wildcats.
Hares are hares, they don't get tired so easy, but it's time to bring out our badger lord.
Otters attack all hostiles, helping allies at the same time.
Badger lord *most fearsome badger's name here* charges the foxes and wolves, flanked by many hares.
wolves and foxes get into a protective circle around a green fire where there are some wolves beating on drums and chanting
....spearfang poisonteeth, killell,makumded,spearfangpoisonteethkillellmakumded..... a large adder slithers into the fray, knocking down anything that stands in its way. it hisses its own name, Spearfang, and my knife-throwing lieutenant, Leneat Tazzun, is riding its back and poking stuff with a spear. snake goes right for the badger lord, theres an epic fight 1v1, yada yada yada, bleh bleh bleh, adder bites badger but badger is tough and doesnt die yet, badger stabs adder in the eye and snake falls, but badger is fatally wounded from adder. yes i know im stretching the rules XD but at least snake died
OOC: Wait, wait, wait! What?
Just go with it.
EULAAALIAA! *the hares see the badger fall and rush to his aid.*
OOC: Two more things. #1. Could you put on the front post what alliances are with who? #2. You don't have Skipper's or Rusvulthesaber's armies on there.
BIC: "ATTACK!" Shadow's army attacks the badgers(?).
Okay, what are the alliances, I haven't been here for awhile.
OOC: I only know that me and Skippy are in an alliance. Not sure who else is.
the badger lord died, a hare walked up to the wolf and fox army, unarmed, "Truce?"
Shadow dove onto the hare. "There shall be no truce between wolves, foxes and hares!!!" She stabbed her flaming sword at the strange hare.
The hare ducked, and called, "Help!"
Shadow holds her flaming sword in front of herself, taking an epic pose. "Fight to the death?" She picked up a sword from a dead hare and handed it to the hare in front of her.
But the hare shook her head, "Ah am Tila, boxing champion o' the Long Patrol!"
She sent a swift right into the stomach of Shadow.
OOC: No death powerplay here.
But no one's allowed to die. Anyway:
*ferrets swarm into the hare army, whacking with their golf clubs.
Hares drop grenades down the back of the ferret's tunics and run away, giggling.
But a new wave of ferrets pours in, led by Zeta, my other general.
Just in time for them to blow to smithereens with the other ferrets.
But since they can't die in this thread, they simply respawn and taser the hares into chips.
Exactly!
The hares eat the chips!
Quote from: W0NWILL on July 11, 2012, 01:21:18 AM
But the hare shook her head, "Ah am Tila, boxing champion o' the Long Patrol!"
She sent a swift right into the stomach of Shadow.
OOC: No death powerplay here.
"Oh ho ho! Is that how it's going to be?" Shadow sheathes her sword and does a quick jab to the face.
Tila ducked, "Ye kin use yer sword, Ah'v killed tougher en'mies than yew! An' fully armed!"
Zeta takes a swing with her golf club and whacks Tila in the head.
Tila pauses for a moment, "'Ey, where's yer honor ferret? It's ae one-on-one battle!"
Zeta bows stiffly. 'Yep, but I brought my army. CHARGE, FERRETS!'
*ferrets charge*
"If yer gonna fight someone, fight the cats."
Hey, good idea! *chases the cats into the hares*
Hare's fight the cats, sergeant #2 whams on many.
The ferrets roar war cries and slaughter the hares and cats.
Except for Tila and Castiona, the sergeants, they charge the ferrets singlehandedly.
Zeta laughs. 'What kind of seargeants lead their army from the back?'
"Well, certainly not us! Tila was doing one-on-one, and Castiona was in the thick of it!"
*the ferrets sizzle the hares with flamethrowers*
But do they? They both are sopping wet, they charge.
Skipper launches a javelin at the enemy and jumps on a soft cushion which secretly launches more javelins.
(Heehee, like a javelin whoopee cushion. ;D)
x rusvul is able to fight through the ranks of cats and things, and gets to tila to reply "aye, truce, if ye still want one. ah'm sorry we killed your badger, but when he's bloodwrathing at us, not much choice but to fight back, eh?" foxes get interuppted while trying to eat and throw silverware into the ferret's faces. one even throws a pot of soup at an important looking ferret with a golf club.
OOC: idk if this could still be recorded or if im too late but i think im allicanced with skipper
Cool seems like The Otter Empire or do you prefer Skipper Empire? Anyway seems like my Empire is growing :D
Tila waves it off, "Et's all right, ye ken, our badger lord has a daughter."
Quote from: Skipper on July 11, 2012, 03:48:43 PM
Cool seems like The Otter Empire or do you prefer Skipper Empire? Anyway seems like my Empire is growing :D
OOC: Why not the Wildcat Empire? Ooh! The Jade Empire! Right? Right? Also, I thought we weren't supposed to fight people who are offline. I was attacked while offline.
*sarcasm. gasp* well maybe we should invade their property! Also Otter Empire is best becasue everyone joined it when it was small and now it is big so the name will stay he same :D.
Can mine be Ferret Empire?
My opossum army makes Alliance with the ferret Empire
The mice propose a treaty with the hares.
we are doing empire names? ok then, i am the leader of the kingdom of Lupustria
The Long Patrol! Yes to the alliance, Alf.
Thanks. We are the Mice Clans.
Okay, so the opossums and the ferrets are allies. The empire should be called the O-ferret empire. ;D
Hares lob several grenades towards the ferrets Mwauhahaahaaaa!
OOC: Okay Skip, I got a name. RiverClan!
BIC: Wildcat leader, Shadow, runs up the the hare leader. "Truce?"
"No truce, but we won't be enemies, neutral?"
Eh? Why not Thunderclan, they're cooler from what I know.
No, RiverClan's cooler.
Quote from: Warriors Book I"You may swim like otters...
;D
OOC: windclan is better than both. and shadowclan is the best. at least thats what i think. oh skyclan is equal with shadowclan and so is bloodclan
Skyclan is second best.
*Whacks everyone but the allies.* "Make a blasted warrior cats topic!"
(Windclan is the best)
Otters start making 'Skipper Palace' and Skipper watches dreamily as they speedily build it.
"Hares and their allies, we cannot let them have a fort, CHARGE!"
Vilu Daskar's army Searats.
Weapons swords and spears.
*hares charge the searats, leaving their allies to kill the otters*
Welcome to the forum! (again)
The O-ferret empire fires their cannons from their city and kill hundreds of hares.
When do you get a city?
It is one of the citys in the O-ferret empire.
Wildcats head towards the Searats. "Truce? You can become part of ThunderClan!" They throw flaming javelins at the ferrets.
OOC: Skip, how 'bout ThunderClan? That one sounds good. And we co-lead, so no one has more power than the other! I am not a sidekick!
The O-ferret army charge the searats and wildcats.
The Long Patrol lobs grenades in the direction of the wildcats. *BOOM! TISH! BA-BOOM!* They then retreat to Salamandastron
Quote from: W0NWILL on July 13, 2012, 02:39:35 AM
"No truce, but we won't be enemies, neutral?"
Quote from: W0NWILL on July 14, 2012, 05:05:10 AM
The Long Patrol lobs grenades in the direction of the wildcats. *BOOM! TISH! BA-BOOM!* They then retreat to Salamandastron
OOC: HEY!!!
Oops.
Hares suck up the grenades, and instead lob them at the searats.
Ferrets lob some spare golf clubs at the hares.
OH NO! they are making a city! leneat shouts out: BRING OUT THE SECRET WEAPON!
four big buff wolves roll out a convieniently inexhaustable supply of duct tape. we start taping the otter's mouths shut and their hands and feet together. in no time at all we have a very large pile of prisoners. the foxes and wolves then proceed to make a very defendable palace out of 10 thick duct tape (that is stronger than steel if i am not mistaken). some of my soldiers start to make duct tape armor. ;D i love duct tape irl
Sure Rainshadow! Otters finish building their fort and let allies in, Skipper lies on a golden couch on a high tower eating grapes watching his otters attack.
can I have an army of Squirrels ?
O' course!
The Long Patrol shoots ferrets from Salamandastron and lobs some grenades listening to the booms with satisfaction.
Shadow grabs some tuna and sits down in an identical couch, watching her warriors fighting. "Wot say we join the fight, Skip?" Shadow tosses her tuna and grabs her dagger, jumping out of the fort. "WILDFIIIIRRRRREEEEE!!!!!"
wait, whos with me?
I broke the alliance, but I'll continue it if you wish.
PS: Check your signup for your RP!
Quote from: W0NWILL on July 14, 2012, 11:03:40 PM
I broke the alliance, but I'll continue it if you wish.
PS: Check your signup for your RP!
ok
Shadow runs up to Alf, dodging the weapons being thrown at her from his army. "Truce?"
*Hares lob grenades to the ferrets*
Bwuahahahaaa!
cHARGES FERRETS WITH SWORDS
"Stop, you fool! We can't use our grenades for fear of killing you!" *Hares shoot their longbows*
oh bad stuff!
*Several ferrets fall* "If you don't get out soon, we'll use the grenades!"
Quote from: Rainshadow on July 14, 2012, 11:14:52 PM
Shadow runs up to Alf, dodging the weapons being thrown at her from his army. "Truce?"
OOC: Er, Alf, I asked you a question and you never answered.
*ferrets charge with flamethrowers and tasers*
leneat and rusvul and a few other foxes and wolves with a sword and a roll of duct tape each charge the ferrets and tape a lot of them to the ground. we also throw random things we find on the ground at the ferrets, including a dud grenade that the hares forgot to pull the pin on.
leneat: silly rabbits!
rusvul: tricks are for kids!
leneat: what? what are tricks?
*otters charge the ferrets with longer javelins this time* ;D
Skipper nods at Rainshadow and joins his otters in the fight against the forum members (except their allies).
*Skipper and SeaWeed, one of Redwallfan7's otters, hurl their javelins with glowing fire all over them* Otters are gonna kick some ferrets butts!
half of the hares come out lead by Cordialis and the other half ready their bows
Quote from: W0NWILL on July 15, 2012, 04:56:23 PM
half of the hares come out lead by Cordialis and the other half ready their bows
otters throw their javelins
we are allies.
Quote from: Redwallfan7 on July 15, 2012, 04:52:06 PM
*Skipper and SeaWeed, one of Redwallfan7's otters, hurl their javelins with glowing fire all over them* Otters are gonna kick some ferrets butts!
Alright, that's it! CHARGE THE OTTERS!!!!!
Hares charge the ferrets. "EULAAALIAAA!"
otters run alongside the hares and charge the ferrets
"Drop!" *everybeast drops and archers at the back fire.
But the Opossums stop them with flash lights.
OOC: wait. What are the otters supposed to Do now?
*Hares retaliate by throwing grenades at the possums*
OOC: They can simply get up
But the possums fire their canon and it makes all the grenades blow up to soon. And kills the hares.
*Hares split up, half going behind the possums* Both halves throw grenades.
You only have one canon, ha!
*otters fill up bombs with spicy hotroot soup, to throw at the ferrets*
The possums run away in time with their canon.
"Otters, corner the possums!" *After pluging the canon, the hares corner the possums*
*otters corner the opossums, holding a deadly bomb in each paw* har, har, har... Feel the pain!
The hare generals are holding things behind their backs.
Quote from: W0NWILL on July 16, 2012, 04:23:52 AM
The hare generals are holding things behind their backs.
Lol, things? :P
that's right, things
Quote from: W0NWILL on July 16, 2012, 04:27:23 AM
that's right, things
*awkward silence* Ok, back to the fight! *otters throw bombs and javelins at the same time*
*hares shoot, but don't use grenades at close quarters*
*three opossums lay slain*
Bauwhahahaaa! Wheeheeheehee! Mwaughahahaaaa!
(Y'think i'm good at maniacal laughs?)
Yes! Lol :P
Hares laugh their maniacal laughs and rush the possums.
otters grin roguishly, and throw more bombs
Skipper takes his otters back to the fort and watch as they sit around the table eating food. Skipper stands up 'Use the javelin whopee cushion!'
all the wolves and foxes charge the otters, saying ' DEATH TO ALL WHOOPEE CUISHONS! I MEAN OTTERS! '
Otters laugh as the pathetic attempts of the attackers fail (No one, I said NO ONE can penetrate my fort)
*otters laugh at the weak opossums trying to get up, and then they hurl more javelins at them*
Hares teasingly wave the batteries for the torches.
Then Photocopy blasts in! He snatches the batteries, toasts the hares with his super flamethrower, and races off to hide the batteries in his private quarters, because they could be useful to the ferrets someday.
Hares manage to slip a grenade in Photocopy's pocket without him noticing
But it's a fake grenade, and it only splatters paint everywhere.
the attackers charge, and because their leader (me) is a strategic genius, they use duct tape ladders to climb the wall. 'DUCT TAPE WILL PREVAIL'
Skipper laughs as his otters pour slippery oil on the walls, the oil flows down the wall contiunuously and the duct tape is covered in slippery oil.
Shadow joins Skippy-er- Skipper in whatever he's doing.
foxes jump down onto convienient duct tape matresses, then use torches to light the oil on fire, the fire races up the walls, and singes some otters. we use a duct tape torsian to throw in some flashpaper for good measure. we make a duct tape ram and batter your walls. we also grab some duct tape shovels and start to tunnel under (please dont pour hot liquid on us)
*the otters throw water balloons filled with hotroot soup at the opossums*
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on July 17, 2012, 08:53:07 PM
foxes jump down onto convienient duct tape matresses, then use torches to light the oil on fire, the fire races up the walls, and singes some otters. we use a duct tape torsian to throw in some flashpaper for good measure. we make a duct tape ram and batter your walls. we also grab some duct tape shovels and start to tunnel under (please dont pour hot liquid on us)
Wildcats pour hot tar into the tunnels. "Hahar! Take that!"
Photocopy leads half the ferrets in a charge against the wildcats, while Zeta and the other half tunnel under the otter fortress too. ;D
Skipper laughs as the walls are made of stone and the ground is made of two otters lengths of metal
But the ferrets blast through the metal with dynamite and burst through, slaying several otters.
The metal slides back into place and reforms like it had never been blasted, some of the ferrets are crushed.
*the otters yell out a victory cheer*
But the ferrets lay lots of dynamite under all the floors and the otter fortress is obliterated.
But then Skipper uses the force and stops the fort exploding everywhere, he forces it back together again like it had never been exploded.
rusvul starts to help the ferrets and lays lots of ANFO and napalm right next to the wall. along with the ferret's tnt, it completely blows up the wall and all the ground below the wall. even if you fix the wall there will still be a hole under it...
Skipper uses the force and fills the hole with the ground under the enemy making them fall to their death. He uses the force again and rebuilds the fort like nothing ever happened.
The opossums fire their cannon at the the otter fort and the fort is obliterated so much that it can't be rebuilt by force. Hahahaha
Wrong Skipper rebuilds it like he previously has. (You guys must be jealous of my beautiful fort if you keep attacking me and not each other)
rusvul: hmmmmm, this isnt working.... attack the possums!
The ferrets obliterate the fort again and set off loads of smoke bombs so Skipper can't see to put it back together.
(Now you can't rebuild it again cause that would be powerplaying.)
The mice ambush the ferrets with their war cry, "VESTRUA!!"
the otters set up more bombs to throw at the ferrets
we charge into skippers fort and set fire to our arrows and spears and burn everything in sight.
The ferrets start killing all the otters as they rush about like ants when you disturb the anthill. ;D ;D ;D
*I notch an arrow to my bowstring, and I aim it at a ferret who looks weak*
But Tila beats you to the punch, literaly, she's a boxing hare! "Don't waste an arrer on 'im."
'I won't waste an arrow on you either, rabbit!' says Zeta, knocking Tila for six with her golf club.
"I'm not a rabbit! I'm a hare!" Tila's sister, Castiona, whacks Zeta with her ball and chain.
'You're not only a rabbit, you're a rosemary rabbit!' shouts Zeta, knocking Castiona's teeth out with her golf club.
The other ferrets take up the chant. 'Rosemary rabbit! Rosemary rabbit!'
"Wot's a Rosemary rabbit?" Castiona dents Zeta's head with her axe.
'It's a fluffy, adorable bundle of fuzz!' shouts Photocopy, leaping in front of Zeta and toasting Castiona with his flamethrower.
"Oh, thanks!" Castiona drew *insert weapon name here* and flung it at Photocopy, "Your new name is Pottycopy!" The hares chant, "Pottycopy, Pottycopy!"
The ferrets slay all the hares who chanted. Then they plant grenades in the ground under the rest of the hares.
Ungatt Trunn's army of Stoats slay all of the Ferrets by surprise. He spares five so that they can join my army (Sorry I had to do that, Tiria Wildlough, but this is war, and because of this I cannot show mercy to you).
who wants to team up with my otter team to kill the ferrets?
Me! ME!
ok!
skipper's otters? or someone elses? i fight against skippers otters, but with i wouldnt mind against ferrets.... golf clubs are awfully primitive.
*Hurls four javelins and four ferrets get slayed*
x starts killing the ferrets with flaming spears and arrows x
The ferrets respawn and kill one out of every five stoats for revenge. ;D
but we're not stoats, so the foxes and wolves continue setting the ferrets on fire. ;D ;D ;D
*Hares retreat to Salamandastron*
Wildcats look to Skipper. "Wot's goin' on again?"
OOC: Seriously, what is going on? I kept forgetting to go onto Wartime.
The ferrets toast the wildcats with their flamethrowers.
alliance rainshadow? we both seem to be killing the ferrets.
"Sure!" The wildcats turn to the ferrets and start toasting them with the flaming weapons.
Benn on holiday and can't be bothered to read from my last post soooooo....
Skipper moves his otters to a new location and they build a newer better fort!
"What materials do you think we should use, mate?"
Indestructable red sandstone blocks!
Yeah, but the ferrets hire a helicopter and fly around starting fires where the otters are working.
Quote from: Tiria Wildlough on July 31, 2012, 08:12:37 AM
Yeah, but the ferrets hire a helicopter and fly around starting fires where the otters are working.
But Ungatt Trunn (me!) has his army of stoats shoot Tiria's helicopter with tennis balls.
Skipper throws an indistructable rubber band and it stops the blades from turning sending the helicopter down. Otters whistle a tune and finish the new better Skipper Empire fortress.
Quote from: Skipper on July 31, 2012, 07:28:25 PM
Skipper throws an indistructable rubber band and it stops the blades from turning sending the helicopter down. Otters whistle a tune and finish the new better Skipper Empire fortress.
Ungatt's stoats start setting fire to the Skipper Empire Fortress while a Ungatt's other army of weasles keep the otter heads down with arrows so that they cannot put the fire out.
*The otters aim their bows and javelins at Ungatt, with a few otters throwing hotroot bombs*
The ferrets get jetpacks and zip around in the sky, dropping spare golf clubs on the otters' heads.
Skipper builds a strong glass dome stopping the arrows and golf clubs, he laughs as the fire has no effect since the fortress is all stone.
*slaps Skipper a high five* No beast messes with otters!
...except ferrets! They smash the glass with their golf clubs, and set the whole place on fire. It might not have any effect on the fortress, but it kills all the otters.
The ferrets hi-five each other and fly back up through the hole in the glass.
Skipper whistles sharply and one of his many spare otter teams jump out of the main building and throw hotroot bombs into the ferrets eyes and laugh at them as they order a new dome from the Otter hardware shop.
But the ferrets bombed the hardware shop so there are no domes.
for once, ferrets, i'm not trying to kill you. actually, i'm agreeing with you.
some specialized wolf archers who are almost as good as lonnna bowstripe from loamhedge, and almost as big too, shoot exploding hotroot laser taser poison smokebomb dynamite tnt c4 anfo stinkbomb poison gas arrows at the fort, wreaking destruction on the otters. many scores drop dead.
Hares shoot Skipper's otters from Salamandastron.
(Wolves? I hardly call that redwall related or fair)The otters laugh as they were faking the death and another glass dome appears from the secret Otter hardware shop that nobody knows about. Skipper cries out 'Le them have hotroot bombs!' The otter throw the hotroot bombs at the wolves and watch as they fall down a deep pit and onto some metal spikes and die.
But the ferrets are unharmed. They set fire to all the otters and watch them run around screaming.
The hares shoot the otters from Salamandastron, slinging stones and having a good time.
yes, wolves. sort of like badgers, but not as strong or bloodwrath-ey. besides, all the wolves in my army are either playing the part of mounts for the foxes or archers. wolf hand to hand fighters would be overpowered, i agree. and as for them being related to redwall, they are, loosely. remember the foxwolf from that one book? he wore a wolf's skull as a helmet. and it would be logical that there would be wolves in the series. i mean, wolverines are more random than wolves would have been. anyway, foxes make a large battering ram housed in a cart with a roof so that they can bang on the doors of skipper's house (mehehehehehehe) and not get shot while doing it. they also use a few ballistas and a trebuchet, plus archers to keep the defender's heads down. the weapons are not, however, powerful enough to knock down the wall (cause that would be op). a siege tower goes in from the back. (wow thats like all of cluny's strategies at once.) if this is considered a powerplay, i will edit it.
Still unfair, The otters pour water over themselves and laugh as the arrows fall short.
Zeta drops a nuclear bomb on the otters, then evacuates the ferrets away from the area.
Skipper laughs and presses a button connected to a machine which blows air at the atomic bomb which blows it over to the ferrets and explodes.
*evacuates all of the wolves and foxes at the first mension of nuclear weapons* sorry for mistake. i meant to say foxes. i changed it now.
Quote from: Skipper on August 04, 2012, 12:49:25 PM
Skipper laughs and presses a button connected to a machine which blows air at the atomic bomb which blows it over to the ferrets and explodes.
But the ferrets put on protective suits and they don't die.
(Rus, mild PPing is allowed)
The hares fire arrows from Salamandastron that pierce the ferret's suits.
But by this time, the ferrets are well out of the way.
You're forgetting something, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow! And I have longbows.
But that doesn't change the fact that the ferrets are now well away from the bomb.
That doesn't change the fact that the hares are not near the blast.
But the ferrets drop another nuclear bomb on the hares, exterminating them. The ferrets are not affected.
the foxes and wolves use a special chant of the ancient tribal mouse culture (the culture that eventually became loamhedge) to bring all the hares back to life from a very far distance. we also take nuclear bomb resistance pills, invented by our herbalist essex swiftarrow, who is very very smart. we are completely vaccinated for nuclear bombs, explosions, radiation, shock waves, mustard gas, fire, and suffication. (this may be considered overpowered, but in my opinion nuclear bombs shouldnt be in this thread anyway. also the fire and suffication immunity only apply to anything modern, flaming arrows and such still harm us)
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on August 05, 2012, 12:38:35 PM
(this may be considered overpowered, but in my opinion nuclear bombs shouldnt be in this thread anyway.
Just like wolves....
The hares charge the otters.
The hares laugh as they are on the battlements with the unbreakable glass dome covering the fort
"Come out and fight, you cowards!"
Make us! Skipper breathes on the glass and makes a smiley face in the mist that forms on the glass.
The ferrets pipe poisonous gas into the glass. The otters all suffocate.
*the otters set the ferret's weapons on fire* ;D
The ferrets respawn.
Quote from: Skipper on August 05, 2012, 07:06:43 PM
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on August 05, 2012, 12:38:35 PM
(this may be considered overpowered, but in my opinion nuclear bombs shouldnt be in this thread anyway.
Just like wolves....
and impenitrable fortresses...
Yeah, I think impenetrable fortresses is taking it too far. I apologize for the nuclear bomb, but that was the only way I could get at the otters. ;)
Yeh well i planned it to be normal until you all started attacking me.....
Skipper! Quick, mate! We need a new plan. Wot do Ye suggest we come up with?
Skipper snaps his finger and the otters build a gigantic hamster cage made from dry mud. *runs on hamster wheel and goes through hiding tunnel*
Ungatt's army of Stoats releases a Giant Hamster to stomp on all the otter and try to get a computer chip they have so that Ungatt can make a giant laser to destroy everybody and win this war.
right, and while your fighting with the laser chip, my foxsmiths and me go into your forges and melt all your metal into scrap. now you dont have the resources to make a laser. oh and we blow up your forges and your mine, too. and take the blueprints for the laser. and we rip it up into bits, and we eat it, then we spit it out, then we drop it in lava. then we kill every beast who knew the designs of the laser. alliance, ungatt? it seems we have a common enemy. sorry i blew up your forges, but that laser would have been way to OP, in my opinion. and i dont feel like getting lasered into dust.
(There is an easy way to overcome hat post.)
Skipper sends the hamster wheel rolling towards the enmy and dives into a river full of black dark water which only otters can swim in 'cause they can see under water and the water is fast.
The ferrets have built a mechanism which sucks away all the water and leaves the river only 20% full. They turn it on, then go around shooting all the otters that show. ;D ;D ;D
The otters hide and clogg the machine with tar, the machine replaces all the water.
The otters use another machine which boils the water and kills all the otters, but this machine is hidden where no one can find it.
tiria, i find it funny that you are trying to kill all the otters...
I find it extremely rude ( ;))
The otters get up as they were wearing armour and they send the gloomer to find the machine he jumps in it and the machine explodes.
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on September 27, 2012, 12:38:44 PM
right, and while your fighting with the laser chip, my foxsmiths and me go into your forges and melt all your metal into scrap. now you dont have the resources to make a laser. oh and we blow up your forges and your mine, too. and take the blueprints for the laser. and we rip it up into bits, and we eat it, then we spit it out, then we drop it in lava. then we kill every beast who knew the designs of the laser. alliance, ungatt? it seems we have a common enemy. sorry i blew up your forges, but that laser would have been way to OP, in my opinion. and i dont feel like getting lasered into dust.
Haha, your rong! Those plans wern't the real one! they were part of my trap to capture you! Oh, and I still have the resorses to make the laser, because I have a hidden mind. Its finished, acully, so I will test it on you! Prepare to die, rusuvulthesabre! KERPOUE! Haha, I have vanquished you forever! HAHAHAHAHA!
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on September 28, 2012, 01:13:44 PM
tiria, i find it funny that you are trying to kill all the otters...
Well, they're trying to kill all the ferrets... ;) I would have chosen otters, but Skipper already had. :P
Otters rule!
Otters do awesome dance then build giant otter from metal.
The ferrets fly over the statue in a ferret-copter and drop bombs on it.
Otters quickly move the otter away with the controls and they salute as the ferrets fly past.
Enraged, the ferrets throw bombs at the otters.
The otters dive for cover and watch as the ground gets blown up creating a crater.
Ungatt Trunn with his laser vanquishes Skipper for good, and then prepares to vanquishe Tiria Wildlough!
But I escape with the ferrets down a secret tunnel, where we plan the next attack!
Skipper laughs as they shot a a bound wildcat, he lauches a flaming javelin with a bomb tied to the tip, it hits the laser blowing it up.
Go otters!
HeadInAnotherGalaxy's army: Pine Martenz with Killer Klownz from Outer Zpace with piez and and hammerz.
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QuoteWhat are you going to do with those pies, boys?
Piez!
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With a cherry on top!
Wolves turn up!
*every one wees thier pants and begs for mercy or runs away*
The Otters don't.......
yeah,they drop dead with fright lol!
The ferrets don't...
Our Army: Flitcheye weasels with slings and clubs *charge over the crater at the killer clowns*
Quote from: Tiria Wildlough on November 05, 2012, 08:50:14 PM
The ferrets don't...
yeah,because they are cleaning thier pants in a nearby river lol!
No the otters are pouring cement on the road so the wolves get stuck there.
But it fails cause the wolves are way to cool to use roads!
Heres my team:
Inigo Montoya, a brilliant swordfighter from the princess bride.
Apollo and diana, from roman myths.
and a large pack of cats.
-2 cats cause the wolves eat them
My 5 remaining cats swarnm over a wolf, biting and causing exream pain amd anoyince.
The wolf uses its side mounted michine guns to destroy the cats!
its machine funs get destroyed by xploseves arrows!
It calls in a tank via helicopter
Ungatt destoroys the tank with a ginormus trident!
Can I join ;D
The swan king of the waterfowl appears from over the hillside, raises a massive wing and a torrent is poisonous birdseed at all nearby wolves and foxes. (If you've ever walked a dog by a swan you'll know the immense hatred for them. :P)
(Swan King Roger's army: Mallard seed-shooters, Rifle and spear herons, a group of those weird ducks that look like chickens with pistols, angry geese barbarians.
But then Ungatt Trunn summoned Ex-Prince Charming's army of Wildcats and defeated all his enemies!
The birds each laid an egg in fear, then died. The eggs crack making perfect clones of the parent, weapons included.