Wartime!

[Skipper]

Skipper snaps his finger and the otters build a gigantic hamster cage made from dry mud. *runs on hamster wheel and goes through hiding tunnel*

[Ungatt Trunn]

Ungatt's army of Stoats releases a Giant Hamster to stomp on all the otter and try to get a computer chip they have so that Ungatt can make a giant laser to destroy everybody and win this war.

[Rusvul]

right, and while your fighting with the laser chip, my foxsmiths and me go into your forges and melt all your metal into scrap. now you dont have the resources to make a laser. oh and we blow up your forges and your mine, too. and take the blueprints for the laser. and we rip it up into bits, and we eat it, then we spit it out, then we drop it in lava. then we kill every beast who knew the designs of the laser. alliance, ungatt? it seems we have a common enemy. sorry i blew up your forges, but that laser would have been way to OP, in my opinion. and i dont feel like getting lasered into dust.

[Skipper]

(There is an easy way to overcome hat post.)

Skipper sends the hamster wheel rolling towards the enmy and dives into a river full of black dark water which only otters can swim in 'cause they can see under water and the water is fast.

[Tiria Wildlough]

The ferrets have built a mechanism which sucks away all the water and leaves the river only 20% full. They turn it on, then go around shooting all the otters that show.

[Skipper]

The otters hide and clogg the machine with tar, the machine replaces all the water.

[Tiria Wildlough]

The otters use another machine which boils the water and kills all the otters, but this machine is hidden where no one can find it.

[Rusvul]

tiria, i find it funny that you are trying to kill all the otters...

[Skipper]

I find it extremely rude ( )
The otters get up as they were wearing armour and they send the gloomer to find the machine he jumps in it and the machine explodes.

[Ungatt Trunn]

right, and while your fighting with the laser chip, my foxsmiths and me go into your forges and melt all your metal into scrap. now you dont have the resources to make a laser. oh and we blow up your forges and your mine, too. and take the blueprints for the laser. and we rip it up into bits, and we eat it, then we spit it out, then we drop it in lava. then we kill every beast who knew the designs of the laser. alliance, ungatt? it seems we have a common enemy. sorry i blew up your forges, but that laser would have been way to OP, in my opinion. and i dont feel like getting lasered into dust.

Haha, your rong! Those plans wern't the real one! they were part of my trap to capture you! Oh, and I still have the resorses to make the laser, because I have a hidden mind. Its finished, acully, so I will test it on you! Prepare to die, rusuvulthesabre! KERPOUE! Haha, I have vanquished you forever! HAHAHAHAHA!

[Tiria Wildlough]

tiria, i find it funny that you are trying to kill all the otters...

Well, they're trying to kill all the ferrets... I would have chosen otters, but Skipper already had.

[Skipper]

Otters rule!

[Redwallfan7]

Otters rule!

Oh yeah

[Skipper]

Otters do awesome dance then build giant otter from metal.

[Tiria Wildlough]

The ferrets fly over the statue in a ferret-copter and drop bombs on it.