You control sir bob on his adventure , he has 3 hearts and starts with 100 money.
I'll start: sir bob walks into a bomb shop. He can get a:
Firecracker 1$
Grenade 10$
Nuke 30$
He gets......
a nuke ;D
Actually, he got 2 nukes, 2 grenades, and 20 firecrackers, so he is now bankrupt.
So suddenly he flies upward.... And sees a giant falcon... Tha falcon...
Grabs him with his talons and....
Injects him with a magic potion that gives him the power to.....
Win the love of a beautiful damsel!
Soon after he bumps into a magic room that holds...
twelve silver bowls that are filled with....
Deadly poison, but Sir bob was a wise knight, and put down the bowl.
Then, he encountered a lever 2 fire-being, whose fire could melt stone!
Bob did the dumbest thing possible, he asked the hotdog god for a bucket of water which he threw on the being. Somehow killing it?
He then went to a goldfish who was standing in the corner and said......
Who are you!?
The Goldfish merely replied; "You from the future, duh!" And then jumped in the TARDIS and flew off.
He was so shocked, that he...
Attached a flux capacitor to the TARDIS before it flew off. As the speed of a TARDIS moving in the time vortex is more than 88 mph, the TARDIS traveled through the time vortex to the time vortex. This caused everything in the TARDIS, including the TARDIS itself, preserved for eternity in complete isolation. Sir Bob then died for no known reason, and regenerated into a goldfish. He then went into the past in a borrowed TARDIS, and went into the corner for the whole series of events to play out again.
The end? So soon? Geez.
Of course not! Bob then decided he would rewrite the future, and never jumped into the TARDIS. He then proceeded to...
Walk into the HUGE open, unlocked door to his right, which he hadn't noticed yet :P
And inside he found...
The TARDIS, it wanted to fly, so it moved to the other wall and disguised itself as a door. he then accidentally did what he wanted to avoid, and flew it.
But, he bailed out and the Tardis shut off.
Then Bob
as he left the TARDIS midflight, this was as bad as if he stayed inside the tardis. what felt like 500000 years (there is no time in the time vortex, think of it as a cardboard box, there is really no good reason to have a cardboard box in a cardboard box, so why should there be time in time?) A stray tardis was flying through the time vortex, and bob managed to grab on until it landed.
The tardis took back to Greek times, in the city of Athens, at which point he saw a sword and amour shop
Then the tardis fell down and 300 dollars fell out.
Breastplate 150
Chain helmet 40
Short bow 35
Jabbing spear 65
And he buys the blaster rifle for 5$
Gah! What rifle, put that back in the threads of space and time!
And buys a spear for 2.50
and a shield for 2.50
Shopkeeper glares at bob for underpaying for everything, the punches bob. Bob than jabs his spear though him, takes a chest plate and helmet, and runs off. Bob then comes across a large castle...
And is sentenced to hang for murder and robbery.
But valiantly escapes with the help of Bob the Time Traveller, from the Adhd Rp thread!
And comes to a store with:
sub 1.99
bout 4.99
airplane 9.99
He decides to buy none and hitches a ride onto a Vogon Death-Ship, after which the planet behind him is suddenly blown into a million smitherines.
And a sub from the shop hit him made him veer out of control.
And he decides to eat the sub because, it's not really a sub, but a sub. And, it's meatball.
But than a plane from the shop hit the sub from his hand and hit him in the chest.
However, before he had a chance to get it back, the sub hit a powerful time-based entity that was allergic to subs, the result was that everything living at that time was moved into the future with false memories to make them fit in.
Sir Bob, the first ever man to be knighted for forgetting the location of a pool cue, woke up. He walked to a shop which sold:
- Kittens
- Oranges
- cardboard boxes
OOC: Mouse over the options for the prices
BIC: As Bob worked at the shop, the amount of money he had was irrelevent.
A goldfish the. Floated up to the shop, bob felt a memory nagging at the back of his head. Who are you? He asked the fish. I am a time traveler he then stabbed bob with a needle and he recovered his memory. The goldfish said: irrelevant, you remember me! He then pushed bob into the tardis and the traveled to the time of star wars. He then appeared right infront han solo!
And Bob got in the way, and now we'll never know if Han shot first!
FACT: in the movie, the alien DID actaully shoot first. My friend and I paused it an saw!
they rereleased the movie with a couple changes at some point, Greedo shot first in the changed version. In the original Han Solo shot first.
And then got thrown through the Vortex and landed by Batman in the Batmobile and....
Batman thought he was an evil villain. He almost kills before robins alternate universe version saves bob!
And bob thinks robin os evil, and throws him from the train! What train? Shut up!
And throws him self back into time...
And slaps King Arthur! After running from the gaurds for a while, he whiskes himself away to...
Great Britain during WWII. Bob then stumbles upon an odd man who tries to sell him a Chula Warship. Not knowing what's going on Bob nearly runs into a small boy with a gas mask. Bob then freaks out because he doesn't have a gas mask and so could be in danger of getting poisoned. After hyperventilating for a while he runs off to find one, barely hearing the boy behind him calling after him "mummy!" Bob hides in a house for a while, but then realizes that the gas can get in and so runs out to look for another spot. Bob spots a weird capsule surrounded by barbed wire, he decides this is a great place to hide and gets in just before a bomb comes down to blow it up. Everyone watching assumed that the capsule blew up, however, the capsule actually got sent spiraling through time because the blast tore a whole in the universe, shoving the capsule (and Bob) through it. Bob opens the doors stumbling out into...
Oz! The rabbit greats him but bob punches him. Cuz he confused, the rabbit turns into an aku from samurai jack and sims him into Mossflower woods! He sees his destroyed tardis...
and breaks down crying. Bob composes himself and says a final goodbye to his TARDIS, "Goodbye, sexy." Bob then walks off into the woods, where he happens upon...
The end of the universe. He then proceeded to walk the other way, Because the universe works that way. After that, he stumbled upon something. What did he stumble upon?
Bob stumbles upon a black cat, the cat then proceeds to shake itself , meow, and then stalk off. Bob starts to walk off when another black cat does the same thing. Bob finds this curious and mutters to himself "de-ja-vu." Then out of no where a bald black man and an odd, pale faced, black haired lady come out of nowhere. The man says "what is it, what did you see?" Bob replies that he saw a cat walk by, and then a very similar cat walk by right after. The woman says "How similar, were they the same cat?" The two mutter something about a change in the matrix and run off, Bob...
Was confused at all the pop-culture references the universe seemed to be making, so he decided to do something about it. What did he do?
He pulled out a bomb, a threw it at them! But they flew upward and turned into power rangers (I HATE power rangers) and filled the universe with pop culture.
And Bob went back to starwars.
He appeared next to darth vader, who is secretly a god, knowing that Bob is breaking the universe he sent him to the world of war war z...
And a zombie eats his brains, but bob slugs the zombie and the gut, and retrieves his brains.
The he's teleported into minecraft, and dies from his wounds, but since this is minecraft... He respawns next to a blocky sheep in an extreme hills (mountain) biome.
But he goes back into time.
His tardis is gone.
He built a new one.
Quote from: Wolfhunter333 on September 08, 2013, 05:13:49 PM
Great Britain during WWII. Bob then stumbles upon an odd man who tries to sell him a Chula Warship. Not knowing what's going on Bob nearly runs into a small boy with a gas mask. Bob then freaks out because he doesn't have a gas mask and so could be in danger of getting poisoned. After hyperventilating for a while he runs off to find one, barely hearing the boy behind him calling after him "mummy!" Bob hides in a house for a while, but then realizes that the gas can get in and so runs out to look for another spot. Bob spots a weird capsule surrounded by barbed wire, he decides this is a great place to hide and gets in just before a bomb comes down to blow it up. Everyone watching assumed that the capsule blew up, however, the capsule actually got sent spiraling through time because the blast tore a whole in the universe, shoving the capsule (and Bob) through it. Bob opens the doors stumbling out into...
'az zomevone been vatchin' a vee bit o' Doctor Vho?
But then the new one blew up, sending him into a world filled with small moose and talking lions.
Then a lion bit his leg off! Bob loses 2 if his three hearts. Then, samurai jack mistook him for Aku, and ran at him with his magic sword raised?
Then Bob killed the Sameri and got one new heart
No he's my fac show >:( just for that, I'm against bob mwahahahahhaha *bob appears on a ship and a kraken attacks*
Then a man who appeared to be terribly drunk swaggered over top him and held out an odd compass. He muttered "hold this for me, that's a good matey." Bob was pulled from behind and dragged into a life boat, he heard someone yell "No, Jack!" as the were thrown away from the ship by the sea. Bob then stumbled in the boat and hit the back of his head against an oar and was knocked out. He woke up in... (remember, he still has the compass)
The boat landed on a portal, just barely wide enough for him to be pulled in. He then landed back I time, in the Athens city square. There was Plato and Socrates debating, even though their hundreds of years apart. Because of the time warp, his compass went haywire.
(look all the names up.)
Ooc: I know them already. Who doesn't?
Then, seeing Bob, Plato walks over and slaps him across the face. Just then, a blue portal appears on a pillar, and an orange one on the ground. Two robots zip out of one and into the other.
But then the Sith Empire appeared and blew everything up before forcing Bob to sign a peace treaty. (Brovnie pointz tae zoze zat get ze reference...)
But then.a giant cookie burst out of the ground! And the words cookie clicker appeared in the sky!
Bot Bob refused to click and decided instead to relax on his towel, which he brought everywhere with him, as ye never ken when you might need it.
Then Godzilla attacked! Sending stone flying, a large boulder glanced bob, taking 1 heart. (1/3, as of now)
I'll end this.
A giant skyscraper fell on bob crushing him flat. It dealt him 24 hearts.
Kinda sad to end this, twas' fun. :(