*clears throat* Ahem! It is with great excitement that I officially declare, on September thirtieth two thousand thirteen, the opening of Grand Izeroth National Park! The sights include, but are not limited to:
-longfall rock, upon which a group of rebel leaders "disappeared" one fateful night
-the amazing sharpthorn trees, which have the strongest (and most painful) needles of any known tree
-the glittering caverns, where ancient mountain gnomes used to live
-Mt. Scorch, which is the only active volcano in my territory (and may or my not be the site of a secret government facility)
While you're all here, enjoy our amazing camping facilities, which include such amenities as:
-free wifi
-free television, the majority of which is not propaganda or at least does not seem to be propaganda
-free video monitoring (do not even think about participating in rebel activities)
-free running water, which is usually warm
Are you not impressed? Well, allow me to stun you all with this last detail. Entrance to the park is free!*
Does not apply for residents of Kentucky, California, or North Dakota.
Well, that's extraordinarily narcissistic really cool!
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on October 01, 2014, 03:49:05 AM
Well, that's extraordinarily narcissistic really cool!
Thank you for
giving me an excuse to imprison you the compliment.
I would be glad to destroy visit it.
So, this National Park was opened last year? Interesting.
We use a different dating system in my empire, so it was actually opened yesterday.
Intriguing.
Odd, as well.
Yet another way that my empire distinguishes itself from the outside world...
ALL HAIL IZEROTH; RULER OF ALL!!!! Except Ollmcrainn.
Well, what have we here? A world leader that actually approves of my imperialist nature? Astounding!!
Onionz.