Grand Izeroth National Park

[Izeroth]

*clears throat* Ahem! It is with great excitement that I officially declare, on September thirtieth two thousand thirteen, the opening of Grand Izeroth National Park! The sights include, but are not limited to:

-longfall rock, upon which a group of rebel leaders "disappeared" one fateful night
-the amazing sharpthorn trees, which have the strongest (and most painful) needles of any known tree
-the glittering caverns, where ancient mountain gnomes used to live
-Mt. Scorch, which is the only active volcano in my territory (and may or my not be the site of a secret government facility)

While you're all here, enjoy our amazing camping facilities, which include such amenities as:

-free wifi
-free television, the majority of which is not propaganda or at least does not seem to be propaganda
-free video monitoring (do not even think about participating in rebel activities)
-free running water, which is usually warm

Are you not impressed? Well, allow me to stun you all with this last detail. Entrance to the park is free!*

Does not apply for residents of Kentucky, California, or North Dakota.

[Rusvul]

Well, that's extraordinarily narcissistic really cool!

[Izeroth]

Well, that's extraordinarily narcissistic really cool!

Thank you for giving me an excuse to imprison you the compliment.

[Wylder Treejumper]

I would be glad to destroy visit it.

[Lady Amber]

So, this National Park was opened last year? Interesting.

[Izeroth]

 We use a different dating system in my empire, so it was actually opened yesterday.

[Russa Nodrey]

Intriguing.

[Lady Amber]

Odd, as well.

[Izeroth]

Yet another way that my empire distinguishes itself from the outside world...

[Delthion]

ALL HAIL IZEROTH; RULER OF ALL!!!! Except Ollmcrainn.

[Izeroth]

 Well, what have we here? A world leader that actually approves of my imperialist nature? Astounding!!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Onionz.