CoMe HeRe WhEn YoU ArE BoReD

[Icefire]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!The Beavers are now in control of the Matrix and thus everyone in the Matrix!!! Even the weasels cannot stand against them as the weasels are also locked in the Matrix!!! LONG LIVE THE DEATH-DEFYING BEAVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Beaver ally

[Tiria Wildlough]

And then...
THE BLUECLAWED OTTERS ARE MARCHING AGAINST THE BEAVERS!
(The Blueclawed otters are my own invention. They have magic blue claws, and the ability to destroy flying bulldozers.)

[Nightfire]

Eeeeeeeaaaaaayyyrrrrraaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!

(that be my own made-up warcry.)

Two twin Blueclawed Otters float down from the clouds, announcing themselves. "WE ARE RIVERFERN AND STREAMRUSH!!!!"

[Icefire]

A Death-Defying beaver glances at them and says "ghigjs" (hello, idiots) and kills them both!

[Nightfire]

Forunately, they are not just Blueclawed Otter's, they are Death-Defying Blueclawed Otters! Streamrush and Fern then kill Icefire.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

The Weasels can go in an' out o' the virtual world whenever they want tae, az nay even it can ztand againzt them.

The Beaverz uze their Mutato-gunz an' turn Ztreamruzh and Fern intae celery.

[Nightfire]

Streamrush and Riverfern smash and apple pie into the scraggly weasel's face, laughing at the top of their lung like most otters do.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Thou zeemz tae have taken nought a notize tha':
A: They've been turned intae zelery and cannae

Streamrush and Riverfern smash and apple pie into the scraggly weasel's face, laughing at the top of their lung like most otters do.

and
B: They turned me intae a zith (the zpeziez) with their stupid Mutato-gunz. Ztupid Beaverz...

[Nightfire]

@HiaG

Notice I said that Streamrush and Riverfern are not ordinary otters. They are Death-Defying Blueclawed Otters!!!

"EEEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Tha' givez nay an explanation fer why they cannae be turned intae zelery.

[Tiria Wildlough]

It does, because they are celery-defying death-defying blueclawed otters! Hah!
Tanija the blueclawed otter flings her returning knives at the beavers. After doing their work, they return to their owner. 

[Nightfire]

Streamrush and Riverfern then turn HiaG into celery. "Buahahahaha!!!!" they shout. They run over to Tanija and salute her. "Mission accomplished, cap'n!"

[Taggerung_of_Redwall]

The beavers have left earth, and went elsewhere. I think they decided this place isn't as fun to capture as before.

[Nightfire]

Oh, goody. The Blueclawed Otters will remain, however.

[Coobreedan]

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