The person below me

[Rusvul]

Correct! Particularly Failpwned's music.
TPBM wishes they knew how to make every single food in redwall.

[Redwallfan7]

True
TPBM has read The Book of Lost Tales by J.R.R. Tolkien

[Maudie]

Some of it, I got bored after the first two Tales

The person below me likes Oreos?

[Rainshadow]

  Yep!

  TPBM can't dance.

[Tam and Martin]

I've nevr tried!

TPBM has never gone to Air Heads (that big trampoline spot.)

[Redwallfan7]

True
TPBM has dyed their hair a color for Halloween

[Rusvul]

True! (Electric blue-green)
TPBM has read Marlfox

[Maudie]

Of course!

The person below me has read this post? 

[Rusvul]

Correct!
The person below me has an M in their name.

[Redwallfan7]

False
TPBM has an A in their name

[Rusvul]

IRL name, or forum name? Forum name, no, unless you count the A in Sabre, which I don't, it's my title, not my name. If you mean IRL name, I don't have an A in my first or last name, but there is one in my first middle name and also one in my second middle name. I have four names.
The person below me has an RP character than is a fencer, but is not a fencer IRL, and wishes that they were.

[Redwallfan7]

False
TPBM has done garden work before

[Rainshadow]

  Yes.  Much.  Many much.  Many much garden work.  Many much garden work in the garden.  It were horrible.  Why I be talkin' weird?  I bored.  Much bored.  Many much bored.

  TPBM is many much bored.

[Rusvul]

Is often bored? Yes, yes I am.
TPBM makes stupid mistakes often, but otherwise is very smart.

[Redwallfan7]

True
TPBM wants to see Despicable Me 2