Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[Cornflower MM]

*Bump*

Well, is there any thing good on?

Waiter, Martin the Warrior's in my soup!

[Amarith Waterspring]

Wow! can i meet him?

Waiter, theres a clock in my soup!

[Cornflower MM]

Really? Whgat time is it?

Waiter, there's a iPhone in my soup!

[Maudie]

Hmm, it's so last year. Get a Samsung Galaxy.

Waiter, there's a ruby in my soupy!

[Søren]

I'll take that.
(Actually, the Galaxy was last year. iPhones have dominated this year. )
Waiter, there's a techie in my soup.

[LT Sandpaw]

Hm, that's nice...


Waiter there's a alien in my soup.

[Cornflower MM]

An, not a.
Okay, stab him!

Waiter, there's a big chunk of red goldstone in my soup! (Goldstone is extremely pretty. There's red, blue, and green. Check it out on Google if you don't believe me.)

[Maudie]

Why, thank you!

Waiter, there's a HeadInAnotherGalaxy in my soup!

[LT Sandpaw]

Pull it out.


Waiter there's nothing in my soup, I mean literally nothing, all this is just hot water.

[Izeroth]

 Put something in it, then.

Waiter, there's a Mammoth in my soup!

[Maudie]

What? Couldn't be. They're supposed to be extinct. *Looks in soup.* No, no. That's a mammothine! It's the Darwinists! Ready the walkers!

Too much Scott Westerfeld?

Waiter, there's a Darwinist airship in my soup!

[Delthion]

Does it have legs?!

Waiter, there's a congress in my soup! (Interesting fact that "congress" is the term for a group of baboons.)

[LT Sandpaw]

Hm they must have fallen in, not very smart congresses.


Waiter there's an Yodeler in my soup. 

[Delthion]

Are we in Switzerland?

Waiter, there's a piranha in my soup!

[Gnoflet]

Of couse. You asked for fish soup.

Waiter, there's a pig in my soup!