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Insane Asylum.

Started by The Skarzs, March 12, 2014, 10:09:27 PM

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Delthion

Empress, the only region I can think of is far to the north and east. To Eirinn!  ;D

Gold star to those who know what that means without using Google translate.  ;D

The Skarzs

Calling in AAD. (Armored airborne division)
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Izeroth

 *mumbles something about trolls being bad at flying*

Delthion

Empress! The radar is picking up many hostile aircraft coming this direction! *Calls in the entire Imperial Airforce. Consisting of: Atlas Cheetah's, Blackburn Buccaneer's, Avro Canada's CF-100's and F-22's. Which immediately engage the AAD.*

Izeroth

 *mumbles something about German biplanes*

Delthion

Excuse me my good tyrant! But there are no German biplanes in the Imperial Airforce and the most likely best airplane of WWI was made in Romania.

Izeroth

 *mumbles something about Swedish ferrets*

Delthion

Ah, but my good tyrant! I have nothing to say to you regarding Swedish ferrets!

The Skarzs

Swedish whaaa. . . ?

Anyways, I'd appreciate if you call off your ally's planes: wouldn't want them to get hurt now, would we?
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Izeroth

 *mumbles something about having a potato stuck in his throat*

Delthion

*Shoves a potato sack down Izeroth's throat.*

And back to my insane self! *The Imperial Airforce distracts the AAD and shoots down several of them, allowing the Baroness Earl and the Emperor Empress to escape to an unknown island.

Izeroth

*mumbles something about the weather*

Delthion

*Sends Izeroth's most hated weather towards him.*

Izeroth

*a tornado tears the door off of Izeroth's cell and sends him flying 300 feet away*

I don't know how you did that, sir, but thanks.

Delthion