The person below me

[Rainshadow]

  I think they're cool, but at the same time they kinda freak me out. 

  TPBM will use no contractions or acronyms in their next post.

[Søren]

Wouldn't think of it.
TPBM loves Napoleon Dynamite

[Maudie]

I wouldn't say I love Napoleon Dynamite, but I certainly find it amusing.

TPBM learned how to drive before they were fifteen.

[Mhera]

I did drive before I was 15 but it was only in a field, and I scared my dad half to death. So depending on what you mean by learning to drive, I could say either yes or no.

TPBM loves geometry

[Søren]

Nope, nadda, no.
TPBM wears Nike shoes.

[Mhera]

Nope, nada, no. Absolutely never.

TPBM thinks Nike shoes will make them run faster and jump higher.

[Søren]

No.
TPBM has opera stuck in their head.

[Rainshadow]

  Neither the genre nor the word itself.

  TPBM will now tell a lame pun.

[Cornflower MM]

I dun feel like it. So, no.

TPBM has a fabulous idea for a Cellar topic?

[Lady Amber]

Nope, not really.
TPBM is craving something sweet.

[Søren]

No, just ate a Frappichino and a Frosty. Don't ask...
TPBM has a big TV.

[Rusvul]

In one house, big TV. In the other house, moderately sized TV.

TPBM has heard of Totalbiscuit.

[Mhera]

Nope.

TPBM has more than one house.

[Tiria_Wildlough]

Yup!

TPBM has a fish?

[Rainshadow]

  Not a huge fan of fish, so no.

  TPBM will now tell a lame pun.