Insane Asylum.

Dannflower Reguba · January 24, 2015, 02:53:57 AM

I love how SANDPAW never cared to notice I was putting out a fire, clearly another sign that he needs many long years of treatment... Oh, and sir? Learning how to turn into a dragon takes a very long time, stop diluting yourself with a sense of power, it's only going to prolong your stay.... He's still spitting on the cell door...

Delthion · January 24, 2015, 03:10:55 AM

Umm...excuse me? This door is unlocked. *Bursts out of cell and sets Delthion on fire.*

Yikes! That burns... *Blows on self like Gimli.*

Russa Nodrey · January 24, 2015, 03:13:10 AM

Why!? Why?!?! *Starts crying*

Delthion · January 24, 2015, 03:15:53 AM

Umm, i found some deer over here, they appear to be of the Siberian variant, Russa? There are fifteen of them, are they all there?

The Skarzs · January 24, 2015, 03:17:27 AM

Okeeee. . .
*Writes down more on notepad.* Schizophrenics, all of you. Ashen, stop spitting on the cell door; that's insanitary. Ignus, seriously: Stop running around in your cell lighting the Delthion doll on fire.

Delthion · January 24, 2015, 03:18:25 AM

No, I really am on fire!!! Help me!!!

Russa Nodrey · January 24, 2015, 03:18:54 AM

Quote from: Delthion on January 24, 2015, 03:15:53 AM
Umm, i found some deer over here, they appear to be of the Siberian variant, Russa? There are fifteen of them, are they all there?

Um, no.

The Skarzs · January 24, 2015, 03:19:58 AM

Quote from: Delthion on January 24, 2015, 03:18:25 AM
No, I really am on fire!!! Help me!!!

*Throws wet towel at Delthion.* Calm down. . . Ever heard of stop, drop, and roll?

Delthion · January 24, 2015, 03:21:40 AM

Oh, yeah right! *Gets clobbered by soaked towel. Falls over due to the weight of the wet towel, rolls over in pain.*

Lady Ashenwyte · January 24, 2015, 03:26:18 AM

Fools, I hath broken my cell ages ago. I am WILL DESTROY THIS PLACE! *Attacks Skarzs*

The Skarzs · January 24, 2015, 03:27:11 AM

Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 24, 2015, 03:26:18 AM
Fools, I hath broken my cell ages ago. I am WILL DESTROY THIS PLACE! *Attacks Skarzs*

*Drags Ashen to another cell.*

Lady Ashenwyte · January 24, 2015, 03:30:28 AM

I am too big to be carried by you YOU STUPID WORM FOOD.

Delthion · January 24, 2015, 03:31:08 AM

*Grabs hold of the One who Kills with fire bolt and hurls him into a cell.*

The Skarzs · January 24, 2015, 03:31:56 AM

No potty talking. Anyways, I'm a lot stronger than you might think. *Puts Ashen into cell.* Be good and I'll be sure to get you a dessert with your dinner.

Lady Ashenwyte · January 24, 2015, 03:34:40 AM

WORM MEAT, look behind you.

*Standing behind Skarzs is Magnus S. Ashenwyte, a pine marten agent. And he is holding a gun*

Poor fool, 'tis a shame I have to destroy thee.

*Fires gun*

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