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Started by The Skarzs, March 12, 2014, 10:09:27 PM

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Hickory

Of course, O Overlord. Don't tell Soren I said that. Like he even looks in here.

*transfigures beach back into asylum*
*sits glumly in cell*
Lightbulb!
*transfigures toilet into master bathroom*
*transfigures bed into king size bed*
*vanishes bars*
Okay, asylum inmates feel free to have a good time in my cell!
*transfigures floor into carpet*
*conjures chintz armchairs*
*COnjures cider*
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Faiyloe

There already was carpet! it was part of the renovations I was doing.
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Dibbun Against Bedtime

*runs around on carpet singing a happy song, carefully formulating my master plan >:D*
"An' if on an empty tummy I'm slain,
Then I'll jolly well never get killed again,
So pass the pudden an' fetch those pies,
An' I'll give the foebeast a rotten surprise!"

Izeroth

Quote from: Dibbun Against Bedtime on May 04, 2015, 07:43:04 PM
*runs around on carpet singing a happy song, carefully formulating my master plan >:D*

Hey! I'm the only one who can have master plans!

Amarith Waterspring

Ok Since I still don't know who's side I'm on I'll Just have to choose!

*Dissappears into a cloud of smoke that fills up the entire asylum*

*Bang* *Bash* *Bong* *MEOW* *Clatter*

*Emerges from smoke*

Ok, I created a time machine that will allow us go back in time to stop everyone escaping. We can warn old Faiy and Skarzs to make sure this never happens! 'Cause this is chaos!

*Jumps into time machine and the entire world lurches*

*Steps out of the time machine and everything is normal and in place*

*1 hour before break out*
Rosie is weird,
Violets are weirder,
I can't rhyme,
Potato.

Faiyloe

*one hour before the brake out.*

Quote from: Faiyloe on April 07, 2015, 10:53:52 PM
Hey Skarzs. You want some fried froad for lunch?  ;D
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Lady Ashenwyte

*Writes a sonnet. Pins it up on the front gate.*  VICTORY!
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

The Skarzs

Quote from: Faiyloe on May 05, 2015, 02:57:47 PM
*one hour before the brake out.*

Quote from: Faiyloe on April 07, 2015, 10:53:52 PM
Hey Skarzs. You want some fried froad for lunch?  ;D
Sounds delicious!
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Faiyloe

I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Hickory

And it's Sgaetip here, reporting for BBC Wildlife channel. We see here the native Fay and Skarz, normallt found in partnership. Others of their species have crossbred, creating the rare Skarloe. As you can see here, they are enjoying an esquisite delacacy: Fried Froad. However, several wildlife experts know that it is merely a setup, as they are really trying to lure the froad's sybiotic friend, the Russa, to the hunting grounds. THey tuck in, always keeping a sharp eye out for the Russa. Sagetip the hare, BBC America.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

The Skarzs

Actually, all I want is some food. :P
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Faiyloe

*Stands up from the table slowly dabbing the corners of my mouth* You know Sage... I would be more careful with what I let slip out of my mouth if I where you. *Places napkin lightly on the table* *Turns and punches Sage in the face knocking the chair over as I do so*
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Hickory

*grins and disapparates back to cell*
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Faiyloe

There that is better.
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Russa Nodrey

Freddy