Corny's Medical Shop!

[Cornflower MM]

*enters*

Hello there! Would you happen to have any venomous leeches in stock?

Errrr. . . . No.

Don't give him any, Corny! He means to use them against all forum members!

I dunno. I'm giving Iz the benefit of the doubt here. . . . . But it's a moot point - I don't have any.

[Izeroth]

Don't give him any, Corny! He means to use them against all forum members!

That's quite an exaggeration. I only mean to use them against some forum members.

I dunno. I'm giving Iz the benefit of the doubt here. . . . . But it's a moot point - I don't have any.

None? None at all? Do you at least have some non-venomous ones?

[The Skarzs]

Those are actually quite useful.

[Hickory]

Don't give him any, Corny! He means to use them against all forum members!

That's quite an exaggeration. I only mean to use them against some forum members.

I dunno. I'm giving Iz the benefit of the doubt here. . . . . But it's a moot point - I don't have any.

None? None at all? Do you at least have some non-venomous ones?

I have a bottle of pickled highly-venemous blood sucking ones. Let me make a topic for ya.

[Vilu Daskar]

You wouldn't happen to have any medical tape, would you?

[Cornflower MM]

Don't give him any, Corny! He means to use them against all forum members!

That's quite an exaggeration. I only mean to use them against some forum members. Who?

I dunno. I'm giving Iz the benefit of the doubt here. . . . . But it's a moot point - I don't have any.

None? None at all? Do you at least have some non-venomous ones? Duh. Of course.

You wouldn't happen to have any medical tape, would you?

Yerp. *Tosses Vilu roll of medical tape* You can have it free.

[The Skarzs]

I have a bottle of pickled highly-venemous blood sucking ones. Let me make a topic for ya.

I must mention that they are useless now.

[Søren]

I can see this place getting held up soon. Imma leave before it goes down.

[LT Sandpaw]

"I was savaged by a werewolf on one of my adventures, and it gave me a bit of magic which I want to keep. However the wolfish side effects need to go. Got anything for that?"

[The Skarzs]

Wolfbane.

[Cornflower MM]

"I was savaged by a werewolf on one of my adventures, and it gave me a bit of magic which I want to keep. However the wolfish side effects need to go. Got anything for that?"

*Tosses Sand a potion* No wait - You wanna keep the magic side effects, right? Come back in two hours.

[Blaggut]

Medicine for depression?

Some of that, please, and a bottle FlipperFlappleGlooglykins, please. Quickly now, I need to catch a flight!

[Cornflower MM]

Hold up, *dives into back room* *thuds are heard* *emerges holding up a bottle* Here's your FlipperFlappleGloogykins, and your depression medicine (Dang, I need to make some more) is right here! *Reaches behind counter* Here you are, Blaggy!

[rachel25]

Hiya, I need something for headaches and something to help with my recent Ludovico Einaudi addiction. (its music, you should check it out)

[Vilu Daskar]

I would like a medicine for Shfurhguvhdiofhrudghvrudjbvgurdfrghvuirfjuridhfuidhgitess.