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Hickory

#4623
August 05, 2016, 04:00:20 AM
Guns are better than swords.
And Gilgamesh wept bitter tears, saying, "He who was my companion, through adventure and hardship, is gone forever."

Lady Ashenwyte

#4624
August 05, 2016, 04:50:28 AM
Quote from: Sagetip on August 05, 2016, 04:00:20 AM
Guns are better than swords.

But sword officer is better than guns.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Hickory

#4625
August 05, 2016, 04:51:59 AM
I'd like to see a sword officer dodge a .50 caliber sniper bullet.
And Gilgamesh wept bitter tears, saying, "He who was my companion, through adventure and hardship, is gone forever."

Groddil

#4626
August 05, 2016, 04:58:58 AM
Quote from: Sagetip on August 05, 2016, 04:51:59 AM
I'd like to see a sword officer dodge a .50 caliber sniper bullet.

I'd like to see a sword officer survive for an hour in a 3 x 3 x 3 room whilst being shot at by miniguns, strategically placed so that they can shoot at any location in the room, and which have enough ammunition to sustain automatic fire for said hour.

Hickory

#4627
August 05, 2016, 05:00:41 AM
While we're at it, I'll just fire a few RPGs at him.

Groddil PSOT
And Gilgamesh wept bitter tears, saying, "He who was my companion, through adventure and hardship, is gone forever."

Groddil

#4628
August 05, 2016, 05:12:44 AM
Psoted.

Aimless Gallivanter

#4629
August 05, 2016, 05:13:05 AM
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Lady Ashenwyte

#4630
August 05, 2016, 05:16:39 AM
Quote from: Groddil on August 05, 2016, 04:58:58 AM
Quote from: Sagetip on August 05, 2016, 04:51:59 AM
I'd like to see a sword officer dodge a .50 caliber sniper bullet.

I'd like to see a sword officer survive for an hour in a 3 x 3 x 3 room whilst being shot at by miniguns, strategically placed so that they can shoot at any location in the room, and which have enough ammunition to sustain automatic fire for said hour.

That's part of Sword Officer training.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Hickory

#4631
August 05, 2016, 05:17:43 AM
What about surviving a frag grenade?
And Gilgamesh wept bitter tears, saying, "He who was my companion, through adventure and hardship, is gone forever."

Aimless Gallivanter

#4632
August 05, 2016, 05:23:25 AM
no Dex iBook on RC in him safest
im gay!!!!!!

Lady Ashenwyte

#4633
August 05, 2016, 05:25:51 AM
Quote from: Sagetip on August 05, 2016, 05:17:43 AM
What about surviving a frag grenade?

Part of their breakfast.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Hickory

#4634
August 05, 2016, 05:34:53 AM
TOW missile?
And Gilgamesh wept bitter tears, saying, "He who was my companion, through adventure and hardship, is gone forever."
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