Corn's Pillow Fort

[Russa Nodrey]

*looks at Russa's expression*  *stops teddy bear slowly murdering a stuffed turtle* What? You don't like it?

No, no, I like it. That face meant that I was interested.

[Rosie Willowwater]

Oh *continues*

[Blaggut]

*An emissary from THE GRAND UNIBUNNY SPARKLE HORDE*

*He seeks out the queen of this pillow fortation, handing her a note*

Nasparklepoleon Bonaparty is preparing his army to march from the DASTARDLY AND DIABOLICAL TOILET PAPER FORT. Prepare your artillery and soldiers... For hell is on its way.

*he drops dead dramatically from exhaustion, after running many miles from the DASTARDLY AND DIABOLICAL TOILET PAPER FORT*

[Delthion]

*Smashes Corn with a pillow, sending her into a nearby couch.*

(Sorry for the PPing. just wanted to do that. )

[Groddil]

* Groddil wakes up, throws a molotov cocktail at the Toilet Paper Fort, and snuggles back into his fire-proof sleeping bag.

[Delthion]

*Picks Groddil up and throws him into the burning Toilet Paper Fort.*

[Groddil]

* Groddil is unharmed due to being zipped up inside his fire-proof sleeping bag.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Throws pillows at Rosie*

FREEDOM FOR STUFFED ANIMALS!

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Pretends pillow is an  Avalanche * *Angry stares at Ashe* You just brutally murdered my actors! I'm supposed to do that!

[Gonff the Mousethief]

*Still Sleeps Soundly*

[Groddil]

*Still Sleeps Soundly, now warm from the flames*

[Blaggut]

Hundreds of sparkely bunnies with unicorn horns of pinks and purples and all colors of the rainbow give a valiant charge.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

*finally wakes up*
hey what'd i miss?

[Lady Ashenwyte]

YOU MISSED YOUR DOOM.

*Revs up chainaxe*

[Aimless Gallivanter]

oh bummer am i too late?