Boasting Contest!

[Rusvul]

 You can lie, is what you can do. Impossible claims aid no-one's reputation.

I can make a circle spin hundreds of times a minute to glean whatever information I want. I bend light itself to my whim to convey my thoughts. I am in the company of those who move two-ton monstrosities with a mere tap of the foot and a twist of the hand. I can see through the darkness, I can know almost anything.

[Delthion]

Liar, light is unbendable for the present.

I can eat ten tons of sushi in an hour.

[Søren]

I can eat that much IN HALF THE TIME!

[Hickory]

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[Delthion]

OH yeah? I can eat twenty-thousand barrels of cider, both the cider and the barrels!

[Dannflor]

my mum said I was born in the cellars with october ale at my feet

Mai first post   

[Ashleg]

I'm wealthy.

[Delthion]

I'm as wealthy as every single person's wealth, in any form, combined!

[Ashleg]

I can type things that make sense.

[Delthion]

I can type things that make me cents!

[Ashleg]

How much money is that earning you, then?

[Delthion]

Quadrillions of pennies!

[shisteer of nothing much]

I revived this thread.

[Scott McLamok]

I'm an idiot!