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Star Wars by a guy who knows nothing about Star Wars

Started by alexandre, August 04, 2017, 01:34:01 AM

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alexandre

August 04, 2017, 01:34:01 AM
*Throws stars at people*
Why they try to tear the mountains down to bring in a couple more
More people, more scars upon the land

               ~ John Denver

And daddy won't you take me back to Muhlenberg County
Down by the Green River where Paradise lay
Well, I'm sorry my son, but you're too late in asking
Mister Peabody's coal train has hauled it away

                ~ John Prine

Rosie Willowwater

#1
August 04, 2017, 01:37:37 AM
*Runs away*
                    

alexandre

#2
August 04, 2017, 01:40:27 AM
*puts to stars together and throws the now double sized star at Rosie screaming "JEDI"*
Why they try to tear the mountains down to bring in a couple more
More people, more scars upon the land

               ~ John Denver

And daddy won't you take me back to Muhlenberg County
Down by the Green River where Paradise lay
Well, I'm sorry my son, but you're too late in asking
Mister Peabody's coal train has hauled it away

                ~ John Prine

Rosie Willowwater

#3
August 04, 2017, 01:41:22 AM
*Runs faster*
                    

alexandre

#4
August 04, 2017, 01:42:30 AM
*screams louder* I AM JEDI, FACE MY STARS
Why they try to tear the mountains down to bring in a couple more
More people, more scars upon the land

               ~ John Denver

And daddy won't you take me back to Muhlenberg County
Down by the Green River where Paradise lay
Well, I'm sorry my son, but you're too late in asking
Mister Peabody's coal train has hauled it away

                ~ John Prine

Rosie Willowwater

#5
August 04, 2017, 01:44:25 AM
Noooooooo! *Runs even faster*
                    

alexandre

#6
August 04, 2017, 01:47:38 AM
The Dark Vader cannot win, MY NAME IS JEDI AND I SHALL DESTROY YOU

*Throws a supernova*

Why they try to tear the mountains down to bring in a couple more
More people, more scars upon the land

               ~ John Denver

And daddy won't you take me back to Muhlenberg County
Down by the Green River where Paradise lay
Well, I'm sorry my son, but you're too late in asking
Mister Peabody's coal train has hauled it away

                ~ John Prine

Rosie Willowwater

#7
August 04, 2017, 01:53:41 AM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
                    

alexandre

#8
August 04, 2017, 01:54:52 AM
THE OLD GREEN DUDE CANT SAVE YOU NOOOWWW.
Why they try to tear the mountains down to bring in a couple more
More people, more scars upon the land

               ~ John Denver

And daddy won't you take me back to Muhlenberg County
Down by the Green River where Paradise lay
Well, I'm sorry my son, but you're too late in asking
Mister Peabody's coal train has hauled it away

                ~ John Prine

Rosie Willowwater

#9
August 04, 2017, 01:57:25 AM
Yoda?
                    

alexandre

#10
August 04, 2017, 01:58:53 AM
*throws big fat slug dude at Rosie*
Why they try to tear the mountains down to bring in a couple more
More people, more scars upon the land

               ~ John Denver

And daddy won't you take me back to Muhlenberg County
Down by the Green River where Paradise lay
Well, I'm sorry my son, but you're too late in asking
Mister Peabody's coal train has hauled it away

                ~ John Prine

alexandre

#12
August 04, 2017, 02:45:49 AM
Hello Sith, I am Jedi, I control stars *throws stars at Sith*

STAR WARS HATH BEGUN
Why they try to tear the mountains down to bring in a couple more
More people, more scars upon the land

               ~ John Denver

And daddy won't you take me back to Muhlenberg County
Down by the Green River where Paradise lay
Well, I'm sorry my son, but you're too late in asking
Mister Peabody's coal train has hauled it away

                ~ John Prine

The Skarzs

#13
August 04, 2017, 02:56:51 AM
The real star wars are two stars firing upon each other with heavy artillery.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

alexandre

#14
August 04, 2017, 03:04:07 AM
Oh, err, *throws a supernova at firing stars*

*throws stars at Skarz*
Why they try to tear the mountains down to bring in a couple more
More people, more scars upon the land

               ~ John Denver

And daddy won't you take me back to Muhlenberg County
Down by the Green River where Paradise lay
Well, I'm sorry my son, but you're too late in asking
Mister Peabody's coal train has hauled it away

                ~ John Prine
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