ATTACK ON REDWALL ABBEY

[Delthion]

I thought I told yer not t' bring that sofa, Deputy!

* Ashleg snarls, parrying a mouse before slaying it to make his way to Skarzs.

How do you parry a mouse pray tell?

[Ashleg]

*Lifts up a rat and tosses it aside.* You would fight a cougar?

I'd fight a cougar.

*Slaps the nearest toad.*

Shtupid! da chief says don't bring da sofa. Now we gotta bang'a down da gate wit' yer head'noggin instead'a his sofa!

*The toad cohort utilizes the toad's head to batter down the gates*

*After about thirty minutes the gates begin to splinter, a little.*

BOSS! Dis be takin' too long'a'time!

Stupid! Use the sofa!

I thought I told yer not t' bring that sofa, Deputy!

* Ashleg snarls, parrying a mouse before slaying it to make his way to Skarzs.

How do you parry a mouse pray tell?

You just do.

[Delthion]

So you parried his body?

[Ashleg]

I parried his platypus.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

I parried his platypus.

[Scott McLamok]

Climbs down wall of abbey and charges vermin horde
HAWAY THE BRAW!!!!!!

[Krantor the Brutal]

Krantor the Brutal joins vermin horde.

[Scott McLamok]

Oh boy lads we got more trouble coming

[Ashleg]

HAHAHAHA!

Haway the Braw?

Embarrassing!

*throwz punches*

[Krantor the Brutal]

Starve 'em, lock 'em up in the fortress. *draws blade*

[Ashleg]

Starve 'em and make 'em cook food for me!

[Scott McLamok]

What so funny ash its a battle cry yee want me tae charge ya ehh

[Ashleg]

If you weren't a coward you'd have already done it.

[Scott McLamok]

Then away at ye HAWAY THE BRAW!!!

[Ashleg]

*twirls sword*