Beef Crisps

[Ashleg]

*shakes bag*

Come an' get 'em.

[Rosie Willowwater]

What.

[Ashleg]

Come an' get some Beef Crisps.

[Captain Wortshire]

So thats where all the blooming cows went...

[Ashleg]

Certainly.

Want some?

They're $20.00 per crisp.

[Captain Wortshire]

How big are each crisp?

[Scott McLamok]

Beef crisps yumm are you hiring soon if you are I will sign up

[Ashleg]

How big are each crisp?

The size of a Pringle.

Beef crisps yumm are you hiring soon if you are I will sign up

I am hiring now, actually. Post up an application and I will allow you to help me in distributing dried meat.

[Scott McLamok]

Alrighty
Name Scott McLamok
Fee 1 cent a century
Hiring for beef crisp distributions
Sicknesses and allergies I am allergic to beef crisps
Hight 0.1 inch
Age 20

[Ashleg]

Woah, you are small.

The Beef Crisps are bigger than you.


And you're allergic to them?!

...Sounds like a PERFECT applicant for this job. You, sir, are hired.

Just so you know, as I am a ruthless dictator I am also a ruthless boss.
Show up late or slack off and I'll start selling Scott Crisps.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

*Throw down all of life savings (About 20 bucks)*

Crisp me up

[Krantor the Brutal]

I'll be your flavoring provider and sponsor.

[Ashleg]

*Throw down all of life savings (About 20 bucks)*

Crisp me up

* Ashleg Crisps you up.

*hands you a Beef Crisp*

I'll be your flavoring provider and sponsor.

The current flavor is fine, thank you.

[Scott McLamok]

Ok if I am late and you make scott crisps I am worth 10$ and I am bite sized just to let you know XD anyway who wants beef crisps I might not be here tomorrow so get them from me while you have a chance tomorrow's special might be a scott crisp freshly made and there is only 1 

[Ashleg]

* Ashleg retires to his room to ponder on how to prepare and cook the Scott Crisp.