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ATTACK ON REDWALL ABBEY

Started by Ashleg, September 06, 2017, 11:57:13 PM

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The Skarzs

*Swings sword at Ashleg's neck.*
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Scott McLamok

Picks up a spear from a dead weasel and tries to poke Krantor.
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

Captain Wortshire

*Strolls in

What ho chaps! Does anybody know where the bally kitchens are? I'm jolly well famis... Omigosh

*Draws sword and charges

EULALIAAAAAAAAAA
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
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Krantor the Brutal

"Friends, if I advance, follow me! If I retreat, kill me! If I die, avenge me!" - Henri de la Rochejaquelein

Ashleg

Quote from: The Skarzs on October 13, 2017, 10:44:42 PM
*Swings sword at Ashleg's neck.*

*ducks and aims a SWOOPING KICK AT SKARZS' KNOBBLY KNEES*

The Skarzs

*Is kicked in the shin.*
Ow!
*Jabs sword point at Ash's stomach, then goes for a cut.*
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Captain Wortshire

*charges into the fray

EULALIAAAAA

*bowls everyone over and trips
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

Scott McLamok

Spear snaps in two and is knocked flat by force of the swipe, slowly gets up and draws his sword and charges Krantor.
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

Ashleg

Quote from: The Skarzs on October 14, 2017, 12:56:40 AM
*Is kicked in the shin.*
Ow!
*Jabs sword point at Ash's stomach, then goes for a cut.*

* Ashleg blocks it with his own sword and then proceeds to blubber and cry.

DelenatheWanderer

I appoint myself friar and that automatically gives me triple rations. Anyone who wishes to enjoy this pleasure also must join the vermin.
*stares pointedly at the hares*
Disney. Brian Jacques. J.R.R. Tolkien. C.S. Lewis. Toby Fox. A.A.Milne. And more...

Scott McLamok

Kicks friar out of the way, proceeds fighting Krantor
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

DelenatheWanderer

YOU HIT ME?!?!?
Oh no, not today! You ain't doin' that, no sir. Y'all is all goin to die! Meet my friend Mr. Cast Iron skillet!
*proceeds to murder Scott Mcklamok and turn him into a stew.*
THIS IS WARFARE, CHAPS
Disney. Brian Jacques. J.R.R. Tolkien. C.S. Lewis. Toby Fox. A.A.Milne. And more...

Scott McLamok

Hits friar on head with shield
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

DelenatheWanderer

Hits Scott on head with MARTIN THE FREAKIN' WARRIOR'S SWORD
Disney. Brian Jacques. J.R.R. Tolkien. C.S. Lewis. Toby Fox. A.A.Milne. And more...

Scott McLamok

*Stumbles back and falls over clearly knocked out. Where did you get the sword?
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.