KRAMBER WEDDING!!!

[Delthion]

I know it's been a while my fellow forumites! But the great Smiley Shipper has formed a wedding based on another ship! Have fun!

[Scott McLamok]

here comes the bride short fat and wide here comes the groom as skinny as a broom 

[The Skarzs]

Here comes the usher, the old toilet flusher.

[Lady Amber]

*Hurls myself out the window*

[Gonff the Mousethief]

*Hurls myself out the window*

*Calls for firefighters to appear, snag Amber on one of those trampoline things, and escort her back*

No self-defenestration on your wedding day. How would poor Krantor feel?

[Lady Amber]

*Hurls myself out the window*

No self-defenestration on your wedding day. How would poor Krantor feel?

Relieved.

[Delthion]

I do believe the poor lad would be heartbroken!

[Lady Amber]

Nah.

[Delthion]

Never fear Krantor! She is merely playing hard to get! Even though she has already been gotten and is now married...hmm...

[Krantor the Brutal]

*coughs*

[The Skarzs]

Enter Moriarty GIF here.

[Captain Wortshire]

 

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A Clue!!!

V pbzr...

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[Scott McLamok]

I WILL DIE FOR AMBER
I WILL DIE FOR AMBER
I WILL DIE FOR AMBER

Basically Krantor the Married OR Krantor the Loved

[Lady Amber]

Wot.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

I WILL DIE FOR AMBER
I WILL DIE FOR AMBER
I WILL DIE FOR AMBER

Basically Krantor the Married OR Krantor the Loved

Wait, is Scott secretly plotting a love triangle? Or is he trying to steal Amber from Krantor's embracing claws? Oh, things are getting spicy!