M.F.D.W.T.P.G.C. (Members For Dealing With The Powerful Ghosty Creatures)

[Delthion]

So as we know many members have vacated us in the last year or so. I have sent out my spies, and have since found out that they have all been taken by the spectral creatures from that horrifying plane known only as! Real Life! To arms! To arms my noble Redwallers! Rally together against yet another foe to be vanquished! I pose that these are even greater threats than Guests and DDBs COMBINED! Let us seek out and cleanse any member that may be allied with these forces of doom! Let us rage against them! For in doing so we may prevent the absence of yet more devoted members!

[The Skarzs]

I am deeply engrained in real life, though.

[Delthion]

Then we must rage against you, backer of evil!

[The Skarzs]

I'm the top poster still.

[Delthion]

Which is even more evidence against you! In this dark time the most active poster is almost assuredly associated with the Ghosty Creatures.

[Cornflower MM]

I'm the top poster still.

Yes you stole my spot last month. Rather rude of you.


Count me in, Del! If I'm suitable, of course.

[The Skarzs]

Bite me. You can't stop me!

[Delthion]

Corn! Rally to the banner of freedom for all Redwallers and help us cast out the wicked Skarzs!

[The Skarzs]

Good luck! I'm immovable, physically, and emotionally.

[Delthion]

* Delthion digs the earth away from Skarzs so he is left standing in the void.

[The Skarzs]

This isn't Minecraft, Del.

[Delthion]

That's why I said dig, not mine.

[The Skarzs]

I'm left standing in the void? -_-

[Delthion]

The void of space of course.

[The Skarzs]

Your actions do not lead to me being in space.