On Trial

[The Skarzs]

Here is the place we shall gather to decide whether or not a member is guilty of a crime or not.

Resident Judge residing: Skarzs the emotionless.

I ask the questions here. Your peers decide whether you shall go to the block.


Who stands accused?

[Chipster of Noonvale]

Exactly what is Delthion accused of?

[The Skarzs]

Watching a crime and doing nothing, when he could have prevented it. In this quote:

*The clippers, jealous of Russa's trust in the bush, come to life and eat the bush and Russa whole.*

How do you plea?

[Lady Amber]

Oh, he's guilty, all right.

[Nadaz, voice of the host]

Why do I feel like Del is the person who voted not guilty?

[The Skarzs]

That would probably be a good guess.

[Delthion]

Oh, I thought that was my plea.

[The Skarzs]

Nah. That's the jury voting.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Is the victim* *Cries in a corner*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

May'apz 'e could 'ave done more tae try tae 'elp 'er...Cav ze Polis or zummat...

[The Skarzs]

The votes are cast. Delthion is guilty.
*Bangs hammer.*

You shall be crushed by a boulder, Delthion. Rest in spaghetti, never forgetti.

[Delthion]

NO AH WON'T! *Eats boulder.*

[The Skarzs]

*Tries to find out what do do in this situation in the law book.*

Soo. . . Much like if the rope breaks at a hanging. . . Delthion goes free.

Except that you have to apologise to Russa.

[Delthion]

...sawwy Wussa...

[Wylder Treejumper]

Ahem. Counsel for the defense present. I have somewhat to say.


OBJECTION!