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Poem for Skipper

Started by Jarky Thistlebrush, August 12, 2019, 10:50:50 PM

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Jarky Thistlebrush

The Dibbuns were awoken,

By a sound in the night,

Twas a vermin gang who woke them,

An' they all went white with fright!

Then along came Skipper,

Still in his ole' nightgown,

"Ye don't look quite chipper,"

He said to the Dibbuns with a frown.

Alas for them the vermin saw him,

Skip an' his ugly mug,

They were so terrified,

They hid under the rug!
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
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42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this: