Jack's Hospital

[lass of something much]

Erm...yes...I...have no excuse, I'm an idiot...

[Verdauga]

Nah, you just made a typographical error. I do it all the time on my phone.

[lass of something much]

*is having a break down*

[Verdauga]

*Places Lass on a lounger.*

So, how have you been feeling recently?

[Corporal Rubbadub]

Wait, so know this is a depression/insane asylum?

[Booklover]

No, the Insane Asylum would be this.

[Verdauga]

It's a psychiatric and physical hospital.

[lass of something much]

*Places Lass on a lounger.*

So, how have you been feeling recently?

*rolls off, and away into the bushes*

[Keva Strongbow]

*Carries Lass to a hospital bed* Here, perhaps a nice cup of tea would help. What flavor?

[Verdauga]

*Walks in with halberds embedded in shoulders, adze in my back, and arrow impaling me from the front.*

It looks worse than it feels. Can I have some aspirin?

[lass of something much]

*crawls out of the bushes and pulls the adze out, binding the wound tightly, then looks at the halberds in dismay* Hmm...we might need magic for this...*poofs them out, alleys a blood thickening salve on wounds, then wraps said wounds* That arrow looks quite badly stuck in there...magic for this too...*poofs the arrow out* Oh dear, it seems the arrow was poisoned...*slathers kawakawa on the wound, wraps it then starts making another salve* Sit down now, or I'll tell Teer, you hear me?!

[Verdauga]

*Lifts Lass up on a platform instead.*

[lass of something much]

*squeaks and almost drops salve then yells* @TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR!!!! Your husband isn't taking care of himself I need you to "deal" with him!!!!!

[Verdauga]

It only hurts when I breathe.

[lass of something much]

Hmmm...*sleep darts Verdie*